Go to European restaurant

>go to European restaurant
>the wait staff doesn’t dance after they bring me my meal

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>go to amerimutt restaurant
>waiter literally throws plate unto table

>go to singapore restaurant
hoho just kidding

>go to kiwi restaurant
>get murdered because I'm an anglo

>go to Brit restaurant
>throw up

>go to canadian restaurant
>get decked for speaking english

I remember while in germany I sat down at the tables that are outside of the restaurant since I was tire of doing tourist shit.

A waitress came by and told me to leave since the tables where for paying costumers. The places was fucking empty outside and inside. I order some water (they charge you for that) and was close to telling her to fuck off. I was incredibly pissed about the whole thing.

>go to amerimutt restaurant
>Get served slop a shit

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>go to indonesian restaurant
>it's breddy gud

>go to american bar
>they pour my alcohol in a shot glass

Look at this brit and laugh. Lmao
Thanks my dude

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>go to greek restaurant
>oh my fucking God this shit is delicious

Nooooooooo I deleted my post you can't laugh at me :(

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What are you gonna do about it gayboy?
I'm literally on the floor laughing at your deleted post

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must be painful lying on bamboo

Just got marble tiles from selling this season rice harvest so I'm good on that front senpai

gieb more med food

Surely you can't lay tiles on bamboo

>Go to a Canadian restaurant
>It's actually a Quebecois restaurant

One of the better chains here has waiters constantly on your shoulder asking if your food is ok. Fuck off nigger, I'm not gonna tip more if you're being annoying

The bamboo is in the foundation. We lay earth on top of it and cement it up then comes the tiling. It'll give protective auras against santet (hexes) and +10 on crit roll against invader

Isn't it cold?

Yes but refreshingly so. When it's raining time to get comfy and roll up in my bed.

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Do you have normal beds or only mattresses on the ground?

Why not just skip the earth and concrete the whole lot?

that shits tasty, there's a greek pizza place near me that has it and it enjoy it

But then you lose the buff provided by the mythical bamboo :(
Normal beds obviously

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>go to greek restaurant
>staff argue constantly and spit on my salad

greek food is the only reason why greece hasnt been nuked yet

It's okay, Christ protects you.

>Go to Spanish restaurant
>404

Im from the other Abrahamic religion (Islam) but thanks brother. God bless you.

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Alri edgelord

>Go to Japanese restaurant
>They yell at us when we enter and leave

>Go to aussie restaurant.
>Die on the way because of spider bite

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>be Japanese
>go to Chinese restaurant
>piss in the elevator
>get stuck

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>go to american restaurant
>get shot

>Go to Canadian tittybar
>Get thot