'cide edition
/brit/
thoughts on gamers?
semi-based & purple pilled
Emma Watson wants to have sex with me.
you all late for work then?
haha, yeah
NEED these girls to sit on my face asap
>Not shitposting on the way to work
>UK can unilaterally revoke article 50, says EU court
fuck.
I guess we'll be having a decider match after all
welp... we tried
>on walk to house from train station
>girl about 10 metres in front of me is wearing super short denim straight skirt and some white shirt that exposes her back
>glances back at me once, i'm looking at her ass naturally and half look away after a second
>whatever, keep walking (we're going down this route where no one else is around)
>she glances back again 2 more times, once pausing and then half looking at her phone/standing to the side while half looking behind her
>continues to walk in a sultry kind of way
why the fuck was she doing this? i'm a skeleton and not attractive, only thing i have going for me is my height- i'm pretty bad at reading this kind of shit but i'm like 75% sure she was deliberately showing off her ass/enjoying it
>work
haven't slept yet and won't sleep till 9pm
Girls love to look behind them to see who is checking out their ass. It's very often really annoying and disruptive of the flow of the sidewalk. But they have to be aware of this at all time, whom exactly their ass is garnering interest from at a 10m radius. I never look behind me, unless someone calls my name or there is a loud noise and whatnot.
most NEETs here weren't even smart enough for college were they lol
Bought a tablet just to watch netflix and youtube in bad lads
I tried doing community College but i was too much of a brainlet for that
I barely passed high school tbqh
Need to hire a one legged Asian prostitute to diddle my peenor.
contemplating the perplexities of non measurable sets.
supposedly they're the best fast food company to work for by a mile
would still rather jump off a bridge than have to work there 2bh
would sooner go work in a literal mine in Africa as a prisoner slave than submit to Shoberg's 9-5 hellscape.
day off today
Really like this song
Cracked one out to marley brinx
felt great
good shout
i begrudgingly replaced my tc1100 to something that supports html5
it's nice but occasionally drops wifi connection
Thinking about girl poo again lads.
youtube.com
doing a huge poo to this
work from home actually ha
youtube.com
what is this
reformed rome but now i've got cath*lics rebelling and the pope calling a crusade
fuck sake
imagine being dunning-alan the blad homunculus
Ah yes interesting
bbc.co.uk
Not looking forward to Rorke's antics today, he'll be absolutely livid with this
nice b8
what's going on with sam
london swine on the move
women, the empathetic sex, see power as being the head of corporations
I, a male, would say that being the head of a household, being head of schools, essentially being in control of the upbringing of the new generation, is considerably more power than that
any gamers in
Master of New Eden, Azeroth, Alla'Kabor, and Gielinor here.
that thing needs killing
this gamers rise up
being the head of a multinational or government is literally the most power anyone can have
you have more control over the next generation than anyone else, among other things
here's a reason politics attracts sociopaths de lad
Gamers? Haha more like Gaymers
howling at this pic
grimers rise up
yeah i agree, no clue if they enjoy it or not though
Quite unironically, if my son turned out like this I would murder him. I'm not joking
the fuck did you just call me?
All those "gaymers" are at work while you're a NEET parasite sat on your arse
*rises up*
*sits back down after suffering a massive unexpected pulmonary embolism, dropping dead near instantly*
redpill me on banksy
always thought he was some hooligan mong who realised he could con the rich and powerful out of their dosh by moving on from tagging to 'deep' and 'provoking' art projects but everyone seems to think he's jesus or something
all of his work is dogshit anyway viewed through the lens of one trained in the classical arts
>A 26-year-old man has appeared in court in New Zealand charged with the murder of British backpacker Grace Millane.
>The man, who cannot be named, is due back in court next month.
Why can't he be named
I'd argue business is better now
Politicians are on the pay roll
it's french
he's a maori
Holy mother of VF
You're a virgin because you didn't take my advice
too many vowels and shit in his savage name for it to make sense
no one could pronounce it
>Rise Up is not only a decent read; it is a very important book.
refute it
you can't
Usually means someone involved is underage or will be testifying about a sex crime but also because of the notoriety of the case the judge might have applied a gag order just to improve their chances of finding an unimpeachable jury
He's a virgin but he's not wrong though unironically.
t. seoirghach (pronounced barry)
he's right though
cause he's a gamer
Our Hannah's not a virgin, her schtick right now is all the times she got raped
He is anonymous
conveniently unfalsifiable
Want to fuck someones wife while they watch
Possibly an older man or middle aged man like he's watching the younger Jow Forumster male fuck his woman
if you don't have a fully decked out linkedin profile with all of your professional and personal accomplishments you are a virgin freakazoid
Alright don't bully me I'm virgin too so I was glorifying him haha
how can you be a virgin in india when there are so many women
that's gay
youre seeking the emotional validation of an older man which means youre attracted to your father and want to fuck your mam
sicko
Big fan of this position me
India has 35 million excess males though
why are indians so obsessed with quora
theyre all vegans arent they
*links you a video from t-series*
Yeah but I don't know though lmao so not really Freud
so rape one, it's what everyone else does
GOD i wish that were me
drinking jack daniels (pronounced "jack daneels")
Just pissed into a mug lads.
wacky
Clonazepam kicking in
Life is good
Just deleted my phone's downloads folder. Feeling pure
Your ancestors back in the day probably got cucked. Think about it. They also probably cucked people too.
If your village is conquered you are quite literally fucked. If they don't kill you, they would have no doubt fucked any woman in the little village or tribe or whatever who was old enough to breed. Some of your ancestors probably did die like this but they have offspring who survived or whatever..
And I mean there is quite literally nothing you can do in that situation is there?
Probably why people are cucks now because all they could do in that situation was hope their wife didn't get pregnant and get rid of the semen of the conqueror by literally sucking it out which is what cucks do now
me? gainfully self employed
not one to gloat but it would not be incorrect to say that the entire world is my office
okay this is epic
*Vegetarian
WAHEEEEEY!
WACKY BRUCE!
WACKY BRUCE!
WACKY BRUCE!
WACKY BRUCE!
WACKY BRUCE!
>walked past a black man
>he stares me down
>I ask him if he had a problem
>he says ayy man fuck you
>kept walking and enjoyed the rest of my day
For me it's the downward dog
bonus points for a thumb in her bum
Picture me ransacking your little tribe and fucking your bird in front of you. I splurge in her minge. She now might get pregnant. What do you do to continue your legacy and ensure she has your children and not someone else's?