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'cide edition

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thoughts on gamers?

semi-based & purple pilled

Emma Watson wants to have sex with me.

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you all late for work then?

haha, yeah

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NEED these girls to sit on my face asap

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>Not shitposting on the way to work

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>UK can unilaterally revoke article 50, says EU court
fuck.
I guess we'll be having a decider match after all

welp... we tried

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>on walk to house from train station
>girl about 10 metres in front of me is wearing super short denim straight skirt and some white shirt that exposes her back
>glances back at me once, i'm looking at her ass naturally and half look away after a second
>whatever, keep walking (we're going down this route where no one else is around)
>she glances back again 2 more times, once pausing and then half looking at her phone/standing to the side while half looking behind her
>continues to walk in a sultry kind of way
why the fuck was she doing this? i'm a skeleton and not attractive, only thing i have going for me is my height- i'm pretty bad at reading this kind of shit but i'm like 75% sure she was deliberately showing off her ass/enjoying it

>work

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haven't slept yet and won't sleep till 9pm

Girls love to look behind them to see who is checking out their ass. It's very often really annoying and disruptive of the flow of the sidewalk. But they have to be aware of this at all time, whom exactly their ass is garnering interest from at a 10m radius. I never look behind me, unless someone calls my name or there is a loud noise and whatnot.

most NEETs here weren't even smart enough for college were they lol

Bought a tablet just to watch netflix and youtube in bad lads

I tried doing community College but i was too much of a brainlet for that
I barely passed high school tbqh

Need to hire a one legged Asian prostitute to diddle my peenor.

contemplating the perplexities of non measurable sets.

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supposedly they're the best fast food company to work for by a mile

would still rather jump off a bridge than have to work there 2bh

would sooner go work in a literal mine in Africa as a prisoner slave than submit to Shoberg's 9-5 hellscape.

day off today

Really like this song

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Cracked one out to marley brinx
felt great

good shout
i begrudgingly replaced my tc1100 to something that supports html5
it's nice but occasionally drops wifi connection

Thinking about girl poo again lads.

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doing a huge poo to this

work from home actually ha

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what is this

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reformed rome but now i've got cath*lics rebelling and the pope calling a crusade
fuck sake

imagine being dunning-alan the blad homunculus

Ah yes interesting
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Not looking forward to Rorke's antics today, he'll be absolutely livid with this

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nice b8

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what's going on with sam

london swine on the move

women, the empathetic sex, see power as being the head of corporations

I, a male, would say that being the head of a household, being head of schools, essentially being in control of the upbringing of the new generation, is considerably more power than that

any gamers in

Master of New Eden, Azeroth, Alla'Kabor, and Gielinor here.

that thing needs killing

this gamers rise up

being the head of a multinational or government is literally the most power anyone can have
you have more control over the next generation than anyone else, among other things
here's a reason politics attracts sociopaths de lad

Gamers? Haha more like Gaymers

howling at this pic

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grimers rise up

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yeah i agree, no clue if they enjoy it or not though

Quite unironically, if my son turned out like this I would murder him. I'm not joking

the fuck did you just call me?

All those "gaymers" are at work while you're a NEET parasite sat on your arse

*rises up*
*sits back down after suffering a massive unexpected pulmonary embolism, dropping dead near instantly*

redpill me on banksy
always thought he was some hooligan mong who realised he could con the rich and powerful out of their dosh by moving on from tagging to 'deep' and 'provoking' art projects but everyone seems to think he's jesus or something
all of his work is dogshit anyway viewed through the lens of one trained in the classical arts

>A 26-year-old man has appeared in court in New Zealand charged with the murder of British backpacker Grace Millane.

>The man, who cannot be named, is due back in court next month.

Why can't he be named

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I'd argue business is better now
Politicians are on the pay roll

it's french

he's a maori

Holy mother of VF

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You're a virgin because you didn't take my advice

too many vowels and shit in his savage name for it to make sense
no one could pronounce it

>Rise Up is not only a decent read; it is a very important book.

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refute it
you can't

Usually means someone involved is underage or will be testifying about a sex crime but also because of the notoriety of the case the judge might have applied a gag order just to improve their chances of finding an unimpeachable jury

He's a virgin but he's not wrong though unironically.

t. seoirghach (pronounced barry)

he's right though

cause he's a gamer

Our Hannah's not a virgin, her schtick right now is all the times she got raped

He is anonymous

conveniently unfalsifiable

Want to fuck someones wife while they watch
Possibly an older man or middle aged man like he's watching the younger Jow Forumster male fuck his woman

if you don't have a fully decked out linkedin profile with all of your professional and personal accomplishments you are a virgin freakazoid

Alright don't bully me I'm virgin too so I was glorifying him haha

how can you be a virgin in india when there are so many women

that's gay

youre seeking the emotional validation of an older man which means youre attracted to your father and want to fuck your mam

sicko

Big fan of this position me

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India has 35 million excess males though

why are indians so obsessed with quora

theyre all vegans arent they

*links you a video from t-series*

Yeah but I don't know though lmao so not really Freud

so rape one, it's what everyone else does

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GOD i wish that were me

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drinking jack daniels (pronounced "jack daneels")

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Just pissed into a mug lads.

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wacky

Clonazepam kicking in

Life is good

Just deleted my phone's downloads folder. Feeling pure

Your ancestors back in the day probably got cucked. Think about it. They also probably cucked people too.

If your village is conquered you are quite literally fucked. If they don't kill you, they would have no doubt fucked any woman in the little village or tribe or whatever who was old enough to breed. Some of your ancestors probably did die like this but they have offspring who survived or whatever..

And I mean there is quite literally nothing you can do in that situation is there?

Probably why people are cucks now because all they could do in that situation was hope their wife didn't get pregnant and get rid of the semen of the conqueror by literally sucking it out which is what cucks do now

me? gainfully self employed
not one to gloat but it would not be incorrect to say that the entire world is my office

okay this is epic

*Vegetarian

WAHEEEEEY!
WACKY BRUCE!
WACKY BRUCE!
WACKY BRUCE!
WACKY BRUCE!
WACKY BRUCE!

>walked past a black man
>he stares me down
>I ask him if he had a problem
>he says ayy man fuck you
>kept walking and enjoyed the rest of my day

For me it's the downward dog

bonus points for a thumb in her bum

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Picture me ransacking your little tribe and fucking your bird in front of you. I splurge in her minge. She now might get pregnant. What do you do to continue your legacy and ensure she has your children and not someone else's?