/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread (shitposting general)

GOOS edition

Buy $GOOS

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

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Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
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Premarket Movers:
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Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
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Bloomberg Live:
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Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread:

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1st for leverage

First for Jews.

FIRST FOR TLT PUTS

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>he fell for the bear market memes

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>long AMD
>tesla is best la
>just bought IQ

SP500 to 3000 no brakes

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TSLA (july calls)
AMD

feels comfy

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>up 13% on NWL
Based

>stop shilling it
>I'm gonna report for you spamming

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/value boys/

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>he thinks that the feds aren't going to ravage his asshole with the fallout from this rate hike

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fake thread, this thread is for goy boy losers who long shit like TSLA

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NO BUY CHINA MEMES

Oh yeah. They used to be in the money at one point lol.

Tl;Dr he's a troll and goes through mental gymnastics when he can't win a debate rather than admitting he's wrong.

I'll skip the boring shit and say that addiction is partially genetic, and sleep patterns are also partially genetic. With my experiments I'm going to predict whether a rat will likely be an addict in its life purely through its sleep patterns. And the best way to measure both sleep and response to reward is by shoving wires into its brain

mu calls faggot

IQ isnt a buy?

>(you)

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VUMP EIT

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he who acquires his skills quickly is he who is first to perish

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I don't want to be negative anymore

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IRBT is up another 8% today. Still don't understand, but I'm not complaining.

Thank you.
This.
IQ is a hot air balloon.
The Chinese market is very emotional and manipulated.
None of those companies have a market beyond their country's own borders. US companies, on the other hand, compete on an international scale

I've got 30 grand cash ready to dump on the lows.
Meanwhile, my TLT puts are propelling my to a new /all time high/ each day at a rate of several percent per day.
The worst that can happen is the bond market randomly soars and I lose a few days gains, meanwhile this would actually be the result of a flight to safety which would tank the fuck out of equities.

Hey sry my replies are in last thread i didnt update the page for a bit...
T.uso options faggot

missing out on the real thread fellas

low energy thread

best

lest

Yee thanks. I'm willing to lose the rest on my USO calls I have iron hands and learned not to sell at a loss if I believe in it

messed

its pretty fun if you open all of them at once

You just can’t stop AMD

>too autistic
are you this autistic though?

BUMP

>ITT
opinions on IQ for noob

Pump when?

WHY IS BGFV GOING DOWN GUYS?!?!

I THOUGHT MID TEENS!!!!

Confirming this is the real thread

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Close but clearly we got a grandmaster here lol must be strayan

NO GOMFY
THIS IS REEL BREAD

Was this the day /SMG/ died?

Thank you Comfy for having common sense

>muh tytle

alright.
ive had my fun

>poor attention to detail
>ignoring past tradition
>making it more difficult for other anons to find stock threads amongst the sea of shitcoins in the catalog

.

it didnt have to end like this....

also i have absolutely no clue how to delete threads on this godforsaken site anymore so just scream MODZ and post that one tard with the hotdowgs

Are there 3 /smg/ threads now?

/smg/ confirmed autistic

fucking autists

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REEEEE you stupid shits are fucking up the threads now we cant properly shitpost on TSLA crashing now!

i broke it
sowwy
also how the fuck do you delete threads on this fucking shit site anymoar?
it keeps saying error post too old

It's up $10 today

Give it time.....

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You can't now. You have to do it in the first 5 minutes. Now the faggot mods will probably think /smg/ is spam and ban the thread permanently.

>Dow no longer leading, back to being the 3rd place
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

From close yesterday yes, From open today its down 5

>you stupid shits are fucking up the threads

This is what I get for being nice and starting the new thread (the 1st created, linked, and with proper format compared to the other two late threads)

You ungrateful fucks

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Looks like yet another green day, approaching ath

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oh please comfy

lel
this has nothing to do with anything other than baggy started shitposting and i followed suit. wanted to see if i stil got my 4gag spam skillz since i got no settled cash rn

hey, thanks for trying m8 im too much of a pussy to start a thread

oh not comfy, my bad
still, im sure if there were any mods at all they wouldve pruned the smart meals general and put it over in /ck/ like i meant to do

Just started entering Meat meme
Just bought SAFM, then looking for entries on TSN

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sheeeeeeeiiitt
>elonshotingupinbathroom.jpg

>musk gets serious about making money and profit
weak hands sell at 350 over good news because they are afraid

also...
i forgot...
>This is what I get for being nice and starting the new thread (the 1st created, linked, and with proper format compared to the other two late threads)
rulecucks BTFO

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this

SMG should always have two threads and people should cross quote and respond to the other thread's post

It will confuse low IQ people enough they stay out and /smg/ content improves

/smg/ would be nothing without low IQ posters.

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how do i go long this?

>smg
>high IQ posters

why u wanna kill this place?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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hi IQ posting is beyond subhuman, i agree
but this is fun desu senpai sandpaialam

i saw the shot, and i took it.
cant take it back now

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>long AMD

don't trust female ceo's their emotions get in their way of thinking logical.

>tesla is best la

make sure to sell as high as you can because it likes to dip hard.

>just bought IQ

easy mode of stocks and constant growth. also having support from baidu gives you the security you want in a stock.

>high IQ posting
Do you think buffet-sama shitposts on /smg/?

do you seriously think the mods give a fuck about Jow Forums?
there are about 25 shitcoin of the month shill threads at any given time

if anyone is secretly buffett-sama is nikkei-sama desu
ive thought about it, and tho buffett has never expressly shown an interest in anime, i dont think it would uncalled for

you dont think AMD is in a solid position considering they will beat INTC to the market?

hi IQ posting is fucking cancer tho

dont forget to buy Kraft and BRKB

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>Lisa Su
>Female

I have bad news for you user

We may never know. Hopefully when he leaves his primary body for his robotic replacement, he will leave some evidence behind.

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Jow Forums is fallout 3 style apocalypse. we are just tyring to pick up the pieces alone after crypto got BTFO

also the asuka posting is what tipped me off in the first place.

theres no way buffett-sama would be long rei

kek

they are after all the security vulnerabilities intel had but I am not putting my money on a female ceo. females with a high IQ still make shitty decisions because of their emotional thinking.

Buffet-sama will never die, user

anybody else getting that easy Vix money?

yes this is the real thread
also

writing a script to merge both threads into one for viewing purposes

>cashes out half my hedged position to buy C

7 steps ahead
Hopefully you are loading up on this 100% increase annual dividend growth masterpiece

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>buying a company with no revenue that's trying to beat Facebook
not happening

why does tesla have the same market cap as the other car companies but with less than half the sales? are they expecting higher margins?

that'll be $20/year :^)

REEEEEE JUST CHOSE A THREAD
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

Same, can't watch charts and read threads AAaaaaAAAA

because tesla is 100% orientated on future technologies

Up 8.40 on a horrible news days
TSLA is an untouchable meme

SNAP is going to go up to $15 just you watch.

I've been hurt before, user.

p-pump it

>Bought ZOU yesterday

How retarded and how fucked am I?

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PUMP IT