/brit/

is tismomick different from Mboko?

NEED my nose down there

the actual state of that irish pm guy mind
couldnt believe he is legit he looks like something out of the hobbit

youtube.com/watch?v=pShpKZ9CXfU

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Norf > Souf

hahaha classic

The new shades lads. Is it some seriously cool pair or what?

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you look like a tosser

have the Irish lads ever been to the Father Ted chair in Dublin?

did u get lip fillers

whats the context of this

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going to get the nonce hunters to come to london and heem moni for groping toddlers

send them to tims flat first lad

Chelsea scored and the assistant coach ran by Mou cheering in his face and he got pissed

I think the main problem with immigration is allowing men from other countries to come here. Women are much better at assimilating and obey the law. Not to mention it would be mean everybody would have a British surname

Northern England = Pakis
Southern England = Nogs

I think the main problem with immigration is theres way to many coming in

JET programme declined me lads.

Actually look pretty cool. Something different innit and it helps hide your ugly mug xx

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>Southern England = Nogs
only in london and bristol
there was one black kid in my year group at school in Sussex whom i never spoke to
dont recall having a conversation with a black person until i went to uni haha

cannot fucking stand people who get angry/ whiney about fucking nothing grow the fuck up i NEVER show negative emotions in front of people even if i am really angry which is how it should be

anime

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he looks gay tbph

not trying to be mean but he does, gaydar is real

he's atleast bisexual, someone as sleazy as alan definitely is

luling @ your government
great entertainment for this time of year

time for the old 'cide

Showing emotion is unBritish

*sends you boats and boats of aggressive erythrean BVLLS*
Haha nothing personal kid

want to fuck a 4/10 slag desu

good post

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CLEARLY a hologram

Not my government.

Going to start making a daily vlog

Vlog 001: Wake up, shit, brush teeth, drive to work, have lunch, drive home, eat dinner, too tired to do anything so shitpost on Jow Forums until bed

Vlog 002: Wake up, shit, brush teeth, drive to work, have lunch, drive home, eat dinner, too tired to do anything so shitpost on Jow Forums until bed

Vlog 003: Wake up, shit, brush teeth, drive to work, have lunch, drive home, eat dinner, too tired to do anything so shitpost on Jow Forums until bed

Vlog 004: Wake up, shit, brush teeth, drive to work, have lunch, drive home, eat dinner, too tired to do anything so shitpost on Jow Forums until bed

Vlog 005: Wake up, shit, brush teeth, drive to work, have lunch, drive home, eat dinner, too tired to do anything so shitpost on Jow Forums until bed

Vlog 006: Wake up, lounge around the house, watch football, maybe watch a movie or youtube, get ready for bed

Vlog 007: Wake up, lounge around the house, go to the shop to kill some time, come home and watch TV/Youtube/Netflix, impending doom of toil, go to bed

Vlog 008: Wake up, shit, brush teeth, drive to work, have lunch, drive home, eat dinner, too tired to do anything so shitpost on Jow Forums until bed

Vlog 009: Wake up, shit, brush teeth, drive to work, have lunch, drive home, eat dinner, too tired to do anything so shitpost on Jow Forums until bed

Vlog 010: Wake up, shit, brush teeth, drive to work, have lunch, drive home, eat dinner, too tired to do anything so shitpost on Jow Forums until bed

Vlog 011: Wake up, shit, brush teeth, drive to work, have lunch, drive home, eat dinner, too tired to do anything so shitpost on Jow Forums until bed

Vlog 012: Wake up, shit, brush teeth, drive to work, have lunch, drive home, eat dinner, too tired to do anything so shitpost on Jow Forums until bed

im a 4/10 but a male virgin

imagine being from an irrelevant country

haha classic

I am so heterosexual that I don't takr this as an insult. I'm the kind of cool alpha guy like justin trudeau who is frienda with all honosexuals

ah yes

dumb wagie

why does motherless STILL use flash player

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couldn't even keep it going for two weeks
weak

that insult is so british; deluded and arrogant

wish that tower was my arsehole

get some real shades ffs alan, not bargain bin 7-11 ones, stick with the classic designs

you've shagged a few ladyboys in your time alan

cant believe they flew a plane into a building lol what did they think was going to happen?

Who will you vote for in the upcoming general election lads?

is /deutsche/ broken? fuck off

H-he's fast!!

is /brit/ an Everton or Watford general?

but it's literally true
don't even know who the president of austria is and don't really care

greens as per

based

more like neverton haha
more like whoford hehe

greetings everyone through the grand spectrum of time and the multiverse, my name is alexander gordon jahans

me and the lads

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watford is owned by a bumder

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finna allahu ackbar this whole place

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These are actually real tommy hilfigers. Almost got a pair of david beckhams. They looked fine but I felt like a shithead

Huddersfield.
J E Z Z A.

ah yes, the famous london commute

What's a bumder?

youtube.com/watch?v=fFnm8hAdcro

unironically based af

austria only exists because brits didn't like the idea of germany being bigger
there's no reason for you to be an entity since 1918, doubly so after 1945. soviets should've kept their claim to half

noctua is from austria and makes good fans

do you pretend to be french in thailand?

allahu akbar is now better known for terrorism than it is for its real meaning

meanwhile parts of the country use diesel pacer shitboxes and london already has the tube

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Phillip Schofield is a funny looking bloke
labour (unironically)

youtube.com/watch?v=yXmlcGWdNs8
free trade gang

Why would I do that?
I don't like you lad, let me be honest.

meet me at hua lamphong MRT and i'll deck you

hmmm wonder why that could be
the media keep telling me that islam is a peaceful religion

thats a yes so

it seems inevitable that the Americas will be completely Catholic within a hundred years

whats it like having a chin lads?

Don't want to take a taxi. Come to Central Ladprao and I'll break your neck.

hate londoners so much. in their solipsism they strongly remind me of the most deplorable aspect of yanks

international playboy (posts to Jow Forums at 2am on tuesday)

We won't have to imagine in a few months, mate.

nah loads of american evangelicals are converting south and central americans to protestantism

fasted growing religion there

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It is a no. Moreover, I really dislike you as a person. Don't see you having a very bright future too and deservedly so.

give it a rest leftypol

the US will never fall to papism

>ladprao

literally poverty zone, wouldn't step foot there if you gave me 20k baht

reply to me again when you stop being poor mmmkay sweetie