According to Pentagono, 85% of shartericans arenĀ“t able for the military service because: - A bunch of useless fatso fedorers - Criminal records - Not enough education - Useless junkies - 15% left is upper-middle class and would not enlist
Soon enough they will hire AFRICAN BULLS to fight their wars and give them american citizenship
You realise that America already fast tracks your citizenship if you join their military, right?
Aaron Taylor
PIG people should be exterminated. BBCs are taking care of this problem...
Ryan Morris
Not OP but who'd do that? You'll probably get thrown into the meat grinder worse than anyone else going that route.
What kind of fucking idiot would sign up for this shit
Brayden Price
They should hire more gay soldiers because they'll rape enemy men instead of women and thusly reduce the number of enemy combatants. Gays also wear their uniform better thus better looking and improves morale. Also it will leave the breeding hetero men to produce more babies thus replace battle losses. Win win for everyone. Make the Military even more Gay!
they dont gaf about education now and it depends what their crim record is. theyll practically take anyone that isnt a fat fuck
Juan Miller
Medical issues are a big dqer. Just need to keep your mouth shut, they can't find out if you don't tell them yes = your enlistment stops no = new opportunities
Henry Hill
PIGS are made to be killed by KANGZ
Elijah Johnson
I don't believe you can be too dumb for the military.
Parker Gomez
Not everyone in the army goes to war
Benjamin Flores
In Australia you have to undergo an aptitude test before being able to express interest in certain areas, as well as pass a hearing, eyesight and psychological evaluation. They really try hard to root out anyone who isn't a complete normalfag.
>Also, we've already deported immigrant veterans Jesus fucking christ, how's that for a slap in the face. I don't feel much sympathy for military brats but the fact is that they are fed this lie about being the protectors of democracy and freedom, etc., are shunted off to die for corporations and then to get booted out of the country you risked your life for. Wew lad.
Angel Bell
Not only that but burgers left their translators in Afganistan and Iraq, while verbally promising them residence in US after their service. Imagine working with a foreign power and everyone of your neighbours knowing you're a collaborator. Then their soldiers leave, what do you think happens?
Nolan Cox
They prefer hire mexicans as soldiers
Bentley Sanchez
Americans = Infrahumans
>The average American citizen weighs 379,4 Kg or 836,4 pounds. FACT >The average American citizen lives on $9 a day while the daily cost of living is between $27 and $42, depending on the state. FACT >The average American will lose three relatives due to gun violence. FACT >The average American is seven times more likely to die of a heart attack due to obesity related complications. FACT >85% of Americans think the Sun is a planet. FACT. >41% of Americans believe the Earth is flat. FACT >66,5% of Americans don't know the number of states in their own country. FACT >Numerous American politicians and other prominent figures participate in pedo-rings around the country to fulfill their sick desires. FACT >77% of American kids will experience bullying during their school years. FACT
Carson Fisher
Yeah it really is. You quite literally have to be a legit retard with absolutely no common sense at all to be disqualified on intelligence alone
Charles Barnes
actually mostly true, the army is black and mexican as fuck lol
marines are the white rednecks
Carson Scott
Lmao pathetic mutts
Jackson Long
ive been saying this for 3 years and no one believed me