Which language sounds the manliest?

unironically yiddish

>Yiddish
>not Hebrew
Deepry disappoint

Based.

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German, Japanese - and Finnish if you already sound a little satanic.

portuguese

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Nope

Pashto

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mongolian

German sounds very brutal sometimes, very exact no musicality at all in it. Japanese sounds kinda similar.

Greek

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Hungarian is a Man's language. Polish and Russian are Manly as well. German lost it's hard image after they named a cell phone..das Handy.
>Wo ist mein Handy?
Sounds so gay

Ukrainian.

Portuguese from Portugal is both manly, formal and a versatile language wich makes it perfect for writting legal documents and to make poetry, take this one from Bocage

Marília, nos teus olhos buliçosos
Os Amores gentis seu facho acendem;
A teus lábios, voando, os ares fendem
Terníssimos desejos sequiosos.

Teus cabelos subtis e luminosos
Mil vistas cegam, mil vontades prendem;
E em arte aos de Minerva se não rendem
Teus alvos, curtos dedos melindrosos.

Reside em teus costumes a candura,
Mora a firmeza no teu peito amante,
A razão com teus risos se mistura.

És dos Céus o composto mais brilhante;
Deram-se as mãos Virtude e Formosura,
Para criar tua alma e teu semblante.

Or this one, from archaic portuguese. much more informal and popular

Porque no mundo mengou a verdade,
punhei um dia de a ir buscar,
e, u por ela fui [a] preguntar,
disserom todos: - Alhur la buscade,
ca de tal guisa se foi a perder
que nom podemos en novas haver,
nem já nom anda na irmaindade.

Nos moesteiros dos frades negrados
a demandei, e disserom-m'assi:
- Nom busquedes vós a verdad'aqui,
ca muitos anos havemos passados
que nom morou nosco, per bõa fé,
[nem sabemos u ela agora x'é,]
e d'al havemos maiores coidados.

E em Cistel, u verdade soía
sempre morar, disserom-me que nom
morava i havia gram sazom,
nem frade d'i já a nom conhocia,
nem o abade outrossi, no estar,
sol nom queria que foss'i pousar,
e anda já fora d[a] abadia.

Em Santiago, seend'albergado
em mia pousada, chegarom romeus.
Preguntei-os e disserom: - Par Deus,
muito levade'lo caminh'errado!
Ca, se verdade quiserdes achar,
outro caminho convém a buscar,
ca nom sabem aqui dela mandado.

No pasa nada

What does Tagalog sound like?

Unironically hungarian.

This

All memes aside this is actually true

youtube.com/watch?v=z-KG2433L1o

this

youtube.com/watch?v=Jr1sAhctp6w

listen to this and tell me it doesn't sound masculine

Wingdings

Yeah that sounded very manly

Upper Carniolan, no contest

youtube.com/watch?v=gHO9h4CnoIQ
italian indeed
inb4 religious larpers

Español

russian and german

Igbo

imagine being this mad

Estonian, it sounds extremely manly to me.

look at this dude

KOKS...

>kaksteist kuud
The epitome of manliness.

youtube.com/watch?v=apJ0wiJiiFE

Swedish.

Kkkkkkk vc é uma piada tuga

Tagalog is one of the gayest and most retarded languages in the world. It sounds like a baby who had a stroke begging for cock. Every time I hear someone speaking Tagalog, I want to strangle them

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Et tu, Pekka?

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lol

I ain't hating but French is stereotyped as romantic or whatever

Portuguese(Portugal) seems like a languague from 1500.

>things only a french guy would say

how do I get a French gf?

Russian

NO BULLY

Russian imo

Hungarian, Russian and German

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What the fuck does Estonian actually sound like?

>romania

reroll your life

>German lost it's hard image after they named a cell phone..das Handy.
>He doesn't say Mobilfunktelefon

Basque

for an unironic response, probably the north caucasus cavemanspeak languages
youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_vb114TFE
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O sotaque portugués é afeminado.
Garotosoja.
Porto ""men"" tremble before the Svuebi bvll.
P.S: fuck castilhianos

Finnish.

youtube.com/watch?v=NUuNHUtZCYg

Fuck you too, Jow Forums

Not so fast: youtube.com/watch?v=jg21ukMjD78

I can also cherrypick
youtube.com/watch?v=J-wS5xviDvs

it sounds like it hurts to speak the language of the second link. The guy is doing some crazy sounds there

Similar to Finnish
youtube.com/watch?v=PW-U1rw5oHI

Rate this language's manliness. I believe its reputation for manliness is above average.

I'm not asking anyone to listen to all of it, of course, as that would take hours, but one can go through them.

this

Bump.

First post is best post

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Fuck, do you even know were the suebians settled?

Russian. I want to learn it.

>Japanese
Only if it is the over the top movie speak, all the Japs I have met in real life almost whisper and it flows more like a gentle stream.

Not in p*rto lusitan subhuman. Braga is Galicia.

>frades negrados

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this

I didn't know that owl mask was a Christmas tradition.

German.

>98608119
if trips this is true

Georgian

Bump.

Georgian

based

I've never thought of any language as manly or feminine because I'm not braindead

this. not even up for debate. thats why WW2 produced the greatest propaganda pieces. any speech spoken in german or russian makes you want to fight

Nynorsk

yes

Based and Redpilled, ძმაო

Please rate. Last request.

English with an old American accent. Manly as fuck.

this

Göteborska

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lel

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