/brit/

its anilingus

poo nigger

Off to The Black Cock Inn with the missus later

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you'll remain poor with that attitude

*decapitates you with an extremely sharp knife*

Paul Pogba got major swag

nigre

>got no idea how banks work

it's not really that hard to understand

instagram.com/p/BqsmPE5htO5/

bitch barely looks human

It is, not sure why.

paul pigba
paul cuckba
paul fuckba

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i am actually incredibly smart, among the keenest intellectuals in all of /brit/ in my opinion

You can take her to your house and get her pissed so she’s loose though mate, works everytime

Major League Swag-Out!

drove past The Black Bull in Godmanchester the other day

Man like Pp

off to the Token with moni later

coming dangerously close to boring me

What scent do you lads wear?

savings accounts are essentially you giving the bank a loan

Imagine creaming all inside the top ones mouth whilst the other lays underneath licking your sack

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off to the sneed later for the evening feed

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not to be racist or anything but when i lay my eyes upon a nigger, i don't just feel physical sickness. i feel sickness in my very soul. my entire being is overcome with an intense and unwavering disgust

wipe up my sharts in the morning and apply the paper to my pits haha call it eau de toilet

Next Edition for day to day, Hugo Boss on nights out

yeh i bet you thought that was funny my g but was it really worth the 3 day ban ur gonna get lol

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oh come on twas just a bit of inoffensive toilet humour

wear a perfume that I bought in France
Tommy Hillfiger it's called, one of them rare french scents

JFC, why do people find this attractive?

inofessive toilet

Emma Watson wants me to fuck her.

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don't see why sneedposting should be a bannable offense

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youre such a cheap cunt

lmao

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off to the Feed and Seed for a pint

it seems to be mostly popular in britain and the US
haven't seen much of it outside these places

what is the facial expression on the left trying to convey?

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taking the bad mood out on the gf

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Posting niggers I see.

didnt see earlier sneed post now i look like an idiot or a bandwagoner im so so gay stupid stupid stupid *smashing myself in the head with a rock* stupid stupid stupid thing

>US
for sure, especially amongst the elites. Melania's face looks like a scary painting

gonna need the japs and norweigians to team up for this haul

rorke off his meds again

4

>a pub that does food is a gastropub

no

Pub
>people attend from noon until around midnight
>cosy interior, maybe a fire, maybe nooks to sit in
>usually will serve food, from sandwiches to hearty meals (pubs with a focus on food, higher end food, and table service are sometimes called 'gastropubs')
>People tend to drink beer, will have multiple draught beer options available

Bar
>Attended from around 7pm to around 2am
>generally less comfortable, more modern interior
>won't serve food
>less relaxed
>less of a focus on beer, more cocktails, spirits and wine
>More likely to have music playing

wind_blowing_past_the_mouth_of_an_empty_cave.mp3

my pronouns are they/them

state

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oi brit spit some bars

Is Adele just Sam Smith in drag?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=UXrkJB4eX2s

>she fell for the canthal tilt meme
LMAO

don't need some underage runt redditspacing his own meme definitions at me, jog on

need help with a word please lads
disillusioned
put it in a sentence please, pretty please

Start calling him Tiger Woods and shouting FOUR at him
My pronouns are big lad/unit/the heart throb

having lunch at the local gastropod

rorke is FREAKING OUT again lads fuck me

Homer wussed out, I feel so disillusioned

Now I sit here broken hearted
Came to poo but only farted

ive become disillusioned with working, as toilberg serves only to squeeze what rentberg leaves behind

yo my names Erik
i got this pet ferret
this nigga is insane
(((insane)))
he poops like india airways
(((airways)))

women be like:

>gets old

owned

STOP POSTING THESE UGLY NIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEE

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thank you

I feel disillusioned that rorke forgot to take his meds

ayo treeza wheres da p's for grenfil
only battymen smoke menthol

disillusioned with chuck rn might sell the place to sneering

only person in the fucking thread who knows what it means

bastard phoneposter, throw yourself into a volcano

gimmick idea: post schizophrenic threats and monologues for 19 hours a day

youtube.com/watch?v=rT_JmHpATuM
Greatest hits compilation for Xmas

oh no
iced been found out

give an example

this is the only right response

metal gear solid 2

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I hate
H
A
T
E
christmas music

eau d'incel

se was referring to the word disillusioned but divorced from context it looks like a genuine schizoism haha

thinking about becoming a nudist

thinking about becoming a nigger

took off all of my clothes and decided it wasn't for me

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rorke PLEASE we all want what's best for you, TAKE. YOUR. MEDS.