/brit/

>Nah reported for shilling this fucking faggot
>Fuck off

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doesnt seem all that daft to me

Aspiring pussy eater = me

liverpool vs napoli tonight

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the most profound realizations occur to one only when they are drunk

/brut/

no they dont be fucking quiet

abortion? well if you didn't want a kid maybe you shouldn't have had sex?

Oh is the man gonna kick the ball? I will make a note in my diary

set most of my goals while on acid

This nigga knows

>Oh is the man gonna kick the ball? I will make a note in my diary

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Thinking of taking me last day of toil off lads

>teehee i do drugs :^)

Lmao
>black people

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Once saw a girl with scars all over both arms (right up to the shoulders) and her legs while on the train. Disappointed I didn't get a pic.

>oooh im such a hard macho man watching over paid ponces kick a ball oooh yaaah

Mans a blockchain expert.

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wonder how many litres of baby batter I've flushed down the toilet
amazing how my genetic makeup is worth less than the water you piss in

Liverpool will lose

wish I could get out of having to go watch the kickball game this weekend
maybe if I drink enough it will be sort of enjoyable

i realised that on a base physical level, i am not superior to my men. i am equal, lesser or superseded. just another man
but as an officer, in all other respects i am superior, and this is not something to be humble about or concealed. authority is how humankind operates, yet only a few are up to the task of exercising it

>oooh im such a hard macho man watching over paid ponces kick a ball oooh yaaah

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Tragic

Enjoy your vacation.

Got any X-Mas plans?
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B.U.M.P.
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>business philosophy of branding projects using rap slang
Smdh senpai

Damn, dat nigga know Excel?

Deano's the only guy you've gult b/w Ahmed's fist and your FACE!

BASED!

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announcing reports is against the rules big yin

should start pouring test into the water supply, counteract this estrogen epidemic

greetings reddit

>muh fugging backstop

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Did man kick ball

fuck off benjamin

>Limmy barely gets over 500 viewers
lel no wonder he's shilling whereever he can

>greetings reddit

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Jeffrey, WTF are you doing, lad?

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Got a similar skin tone to this kid

how did you know it was i, ben
please explain your deduction, most genuinely am i interested

>Intruder shouting 'we're coming for you politicians' is tasered and pinned to the ground by armed police 'after leaping Parliament railings just yards from where PC Keith Palmer was killed'
Surprised it wasn't 'Britain First!' as the lie went last time

he's got over 25 emotes which is at least 1000 subscribers

its me im cryptoflagging

is this bucks

Would you listen to a podcast by 190 and Poley

yh meant to do australia to make fun of turtle but i clicked wrong so here i am

All men are brothers until the day they die

All politicians should be killed except for the mogg man and george galloway

I would listen to by bollock bag slapping against your arse cheeks, m80

Yeah, all the advice they'd impart to us would be vital.

ah most pleasant company, most pleasant indeed
you shall find that i, benjamin, am most agreeably drunk by the imbibition of whiskey. most agreeably drunk indeed! salutations

no

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Shit, just lost another piece of tooth enamel.

Looks like this afternoon's dentist appointment may be too little too late.

im going to london in very few minutes to scout the r9k meetup location

if I could bring any animal back from extinction it would be the Giant Sloth

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iPhone arrived
its pengaleng

not sure imbibition is a word think youve made it up and are having me on very drunk very crass not admirable in the least and shame on you
why drunk dont get drunk weekday midday bad very bad dont do it

i'd get one of those giant bugs and put it in my sister's bedroom

dont care
think twice before posting again

>lost friend at the bar
>some random girl takes pity on me and says you should come dance with us untill your firend finds us
>umm ok
>dancing with them
>then her other friend comes over and is like "who is this guy what is he doing why is he here" really aggressive to me lol
>her friend tells her she invited me and is like "guys hit on us all the time so we look out for each other"
rip
sucks being ugly mate bet if I was a chad would have been treated like a god

riveting
leave this thread

would you, perhaps, if i may be excused my forthrightedness, be prepared to consider, if one could be so bold as i, your hand in marriage, to one such as myself?

Amazing post (probably, didn't read it)

fuck off ot brit feel virgin

Doing a read

afternoon spencer

yeah alright come piccadilly

imagine going on Safari in 19th century Africa and hunting loads of big game
must have been mental
also makes me wonder what it was like for early humans to hunt the megafauna that used to live in Europe/America with just simple tools

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they did it because you were seen as a non-threatening(i.e beta) male

It's better just to walk away than have girls take pity on you like this

not a virgin just found your story boring mate

doing neuropsych testing soon and im legit afraid they're gonna tell me I'm autistic haha

new iphone is a little big for my smol hands

forst girl did but then 2nd wanted me gone bc i was too ugly lol

Top kek!

most sadly, so regrettably, i will not be able to make the travel arrangements as requested by your divine self, vision of aphrodite
it is thus with a heavy heart i must place our engagement on hold, and retreat to my cups for the lowly solace they provide

>Top kek!

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Talking to a tranny on tinder
Wonder if she’ll let me suck her willy

does he genuinely think he's being funny

Who foresaw this??

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you at least have to wine and dine moni, she's a classy girl

used to be megafauna here but they were hunted to extinction
would be cool to see massive kangaroos or wombats

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Indubitably he does, yes.

youre so funny
going now dont sick

no it wouldnt
be quiet

Poley said he's up for sex at the britfeel meetup

Maybe you was dancing like a twat

Don't know what's more embarrassing: being drunk at midday and posting on Jow Forums or being sober and pretending to be drunk, but making painfully unfunny posts.

yes it would
hush

He has 3030 subs last I checked so over 7k a month just to play games.

farewell
with a sore heart bid i farewell

Are you actually scouting the r9k meet?
Where are they gonna go?

imagine if he gets his head cut off in the centre of Paris
used to be everywhere, but I imagine humans killed most of them
big fan of rewilding plans though, already seen how successful they can be with living species after they re-introduced wolves back in my province

wans't