What would you do if you were the leader of your country ? be realistic

what would you do if you were the leader of your country ? be realistic

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Like Macron but more violent

Invade Jordan

this

I would return Crimea to Ukraine. Destroy all nukes. Return Abkhazia and South Ossetia to Georgia.
Then will ask American president what to do next.

overthrow the government

abolish marxism

reported to Politiets Efterretningstjeneste

obviously send nukes to usa and europe

Maybe if I'm the president of a country a qt would love me, right?

you need to beg ethopia not to cut off water supply, you beg niggers for your life you disgusting masri scumbag, and you want to invade jordan ? 1 jordanian is worth all of egypt.

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throw out all non-whites and open the borders to japanese women under 25

cut financial benefits for foreigners
deport all illegal immigrants (99% of those who came here since 2015)
cut unnecessary taxes and expenditures
reactivate conscription (with the alternative of doing social work if you don't want to go to the military)
crack down on organized crime
introduce the death penalty for violent crime with a strike system, three violent crimes means you get executed
and some other things

I'd start filling my pockets with oil money while my people live in poverty.

>you beg niggers for your life
explain

Stop any source of population growth starting with immigration, create stricter environmental protection laws, make more land state-owned and create new national parks.

Employees can choose a 6 hour work day while making it cheaper to hire more people so it's sustainable. Teach anti-consumerism in schools

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>what would you do if you were the leader of your country ? be realistic
tell a bunch of lies to ppl, while stealing public money for myself

israel is improving its relations with ethopia and making fuck with the nile river flow into sudan and egypt.

based

oh look.. a sane european

Organize a blacksite government agency to assassinate oligarchs (the megarich)

Ban all social media websites because they are poisoning society

Replace carbon tax with cap and trade system

Subsidize all citizens under 30 to take martial arts training

Raise pay for soldiers/create mandatory year of service in the reserves

Limit all transgender operations to the private sector and prevent any more public money being spent on them

Refuse to cover healthcare costs for anyone who weighs more than 300lbs

Expand fleet size to protect Northwest passage

Close immigration family loophole and only allow immigrants who have underwent the actual immigration process

That’s what I’d do to start

>wipe out any spanish speaking countries in South America
>leave Mercosul
>invade rio de janegro's favelas without UN's "consent"
>deport anyone working on the current mail system
>create national cigarette brand
>fix exportation issues (specially involving coffee and fruits to north america)
>redirect investments on health to bring leao guarana power to its deserved greatness and place in international market

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>put all state budget into development of genetics and cloning technology
>violently supress all protests
>resurrect Adolf Hitler
>abdicate and give him my position

In an ideal world?
Remove corruption at every level of administration. Of course, this would be an extremely grueling and time consuming process but I would like to do this.
The second step would be signing a peace treaty with Pakistan. Another grueling task, but it would be of utmost importance.
Third step, now that corruption has been removed from the government, courts and corrupt monies have been recovered plus a peace treaty signed with Pakistan, I would take 3/4th of the current defence budget + recovered monies and allocate it all to general development. Several schemes to boost education, access to amenities, improvement in roads, connectivity and public transport. Implementation of various standards and checks to help conserve the environment , reduce pollution. Implement taxation for all (as of now, only the middle class pays taxes in India. The poor don't file for income tax while the rich find ways to avoid taxation and pay bribes to keep themselves from getting caught).
Implement several other policies to increase the quality of life such as medical care for all, help for farmers, etc
Finally, make prostitution legal so that I can finally graduate from being a virgin.

b&r

noice

>"be realistic"
>"In an ideal world?"

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damn it, Sasha stop being so pessimistic

Sorry

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short form of Alexander is Sasha in Russian
why?

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Kill all whites

We r saving time by saying "Sasha" instead of "Alexander". Y did u ask this stupid question?

why not alex?

I would stop being Israel's bitch and make reservists that leech from our country like the next year's leaders kill themselves in public

Sasha sound comfier.

That's for Aleksey (but they're called Lesha traditionally)

Sounds too w*stern.
Besides there is also name Alexei.

I would become the environmentalist version of Mussolini

We are not Israel's bitch, what are you on about?

Fuck de west

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Try to make one universal minimum wage rather than a lower rate for jobs that get tips.
Try to get universal health care and dissolve the VA into it.
Try to revamp welfare so it is less abuse able and those that receive it must do some form of community service if deemed physically and mentally able to do so.
Try to get free education for state funded schools.
Try and remove government waste from overpriced contractors.
>be realistic
Fail in all attempts or pass bills that actually make things worse.

I love you

Destroy the cult of personality of Nazarbaev, abolish conscription, lower taxes on small and medium business, plot an "accident" on Nazarbaev's family, change constitution so that you can only run for 2 terms each lasting 5 years, call Uzbeks and Kyrgyz a bunch of little faggots and annex them, call every single president, dictator, prime minister and religious head on the planet on a summit and call them cocksucking, rimjobbing, faggoty-ass, russiaphobic little bitches hiding behind USA and broadcast it live and then abdicate and return back to being a school teacher.

Hello, fellow borat.

what do you teach

Absolutely fucking based, dude
>Hello, fellow borat
Wassup my nig

Kill all commies

*gets assassinated*

Also repress violently gross protests and way of teaching

hide in bunker and then launch nukes at every country I dislike what else do you expect

I'm not teaching, yet... heheheheh. I'm in Uni getting my bachelor's in English and German. Don't even speak German, kek.

use treasury funds to get penis enlargement

Based. Best of both worlds. But i would land on a 7 hour workday. You forgot architechture revival though

Doing fine, my fellow Hapa. It warms my heart and nipples when i see a fellow Borat poster.

Classic, Ivan.

why are leaftards always the cringiest posters

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Nationwide incel genocide.
Sure, I would have to start small with armbands and stuff but I guess after a couple of years of campaigning people would see the light. And incels the inside of a gas chamber

Declare war on Saudi Arabia

this but also throw out all non-danes and gas them if they resist

Sooo... you're going to genocide basically everyone in your country including you?

death squads to exterminate all Trump supporters and other people of low IQ

No, only incels.

>declares war
>civil war begins
Rest of the world keks at Euronigs.

So... how many people are incles in Swaziland?

Do nothing due to red tape.
That's gonna be a based from me.

Based Francois Schweinzberg Letta

-Put all illegal immigrants in a big camp with a factory and make them work, tell foreign libruls that if they buy shit from that factory their money will go to the refugees
-Put a limit on child benefits for families on 3 children, so that Haredim and Arabs stop reproducing like rabbits
-fire all judges on the so called "supreme court for justice"
-Create more public transportation
-Heavily fine all dog owners who let their dog bark or shit on the street
-Lower taxes for middle class and below, raise them for multi-millionaires
-And a bunch of other shit I don't think of right now

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>Kill some people
>Steal some money
>Fuck bitches
>Flee to Switzerland

>-Lower taxes for middle class and below, raise them for multi-millionaires
>doesn't want ALL the shekels
Why?

>Jew putting people in work camps.
So Hitler did nothing wrong after all.

expel all w*Sternoids and all other subhumans from the RUS ZEMLYA
then I would enact laws making racemixing and homosexuality punishable by death
I would make it an obligatory part of the school curriculum for every RUS child to have 3 hours of mandatory MMA, wrestling, boxing, kickboxing and grappling training every day, alongside physical conditioning with olympic weightlifting
Bi-weekly 1 hour lessons on firearm usage and military training as well
1 hour long daily classes explaining Evola's political philosophy would also be part of the curriculum, as well as an hour of SLAV paganism classes, daily, and finally proto-SLAVIC language lessons, these can be weekly
then, I would make it illegal for RUS women to have any less than 3 male children by the age of 30, also punishable by death
I will have the entire oligarchy eliminated, the media subjugated and only allowed to encourage the SLAV warrior spirit and praising the NAROD
I would dramatically increase the RUS military budget, and start aggressively expanding into SLAV nations, for their own good, to be sheltered and invigorated under the RUS ethno-empire and be taught ancient SLAV religion and proto-SLAVIC language
When the ethno empire is fully consolidated, we can begin the final step which consists of conquering the entire world and leaving only SLAVS, the whole world would become then, the great ZEMLYA of all SLAVS under SVAROG

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It will being me more support.

You put Japs in camps. Not all camps are the same.

nothing, just let me leave this vile shithole

Start pushing a Jow Forums and family oriented agenda

Sasha sounds like a girl's name.

fuck off dugin

Kill all rightcucks.

How can you lead by example without a family Jow Forums?

I have a qt white gf thank you very much

Based

Based.

>Proclaim the fourth Reich
>Conquer Europe by being nice to them and convince them to Anschluss
>Bomb the shit out of Britain just for the fun

step 1
>blow up the chamber of deputees
>Blame LMAO for it
>rampage kill everyone in the PRI
>stablish a new conservative anti-socialis nacional socialist anti cuck pro natives regime
>nationalize oil
>nationalize schools
>nationalize porn
>force everyone from 14 to 45 into drafting for the national guard (niggers and wymen incluided)
>use the national guard as the new workforce
police, army, they basically do anything
>execute UNAM libturds publicly
>fortify burgeristani border
>assasinate tumpf in diplomatic meeting for +50 respecc
>say i have enought nukes to kill everyone
>start nuke stealing campaign
when nukes are accired
>nuke china until there is nothing left
>plus 500 million chinks ded
>murica invades
>commit seppuku after bombing washington for the banter

Based and REDpilled

Not a lot I think. I'm autistic af and I've had no problem having gfs. Some girls are autistic too here

Cut foreign aid
deport illegals
Drug testing for welfare
Cut unnecessary spending

Does Germany even have an air force.

xD

Op said be realistic

not enought autism be more original for your reddit fanfic

shut up mierda elnaziruso did nothing wrong

•Lower taxes for the lower middle class
•Improve and expand the rail network
•Raise the Co2 tax for industries
•Expand our banking system and make it competotve with London and Frankfurt

Ah yes and ofcourse KILL ALL THE NIGGERS

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My man.
you watch "gav haoma"?.

>elnaziruso
¿y eso que chingados significa?

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No, I fucking hate that show and in fact would happily burn them all alive.

Replace unemployment benefits and social integration subsidies with UBI - lower some other pensions to keep social security spending costs about the same.

Abolish sales tax except for dangerous substances like tabacco and heroin, which should be legal and regulated. Local governments can put sales taxes on their own brick-and-mortar shops if they want to.

Abolish payroll taxes. These are regressive and raise unemployment. Raise income taxes to compensate, but keep them very progressive.

Create a sovereign investment fund, with dividends going towards pensions. Capital in it mustn't be touched.

5 year labour plans - minimum wage mustn't a year-to-year fight. Set predictable increases 5 years in advance so businesses can plan accordingly and unions should focus on other stuff like skills training and worksite safety.

>-fire all judges on the so called "supreme court for justice"
They said the exacted same thing last week. So I don't understand why would you hate them.

Better road infrastructure.
Military service at eighteen.
Anonymous apps for people to voice their opinions in gov agencies.

Also MASSIVE EDUCATION REFORM