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/balk/ - Balkan Thread
Jeremiah Robinson
Evan Taylor
Jordan Gray
>Be Romania
>Don't exist at all until late XIX century
>Be various irrelevant voyvodships
>Always under vassalage to stronger neighbours
>Do nothing of notice for centuries
>Turks arrive
>Bend over instantly
>Send over your crops, money and most importantly your own young sons to be brainwashed into jannisaries
>If you look up battles involving the Ottomans, you'll find Romanians on their side
>Only a single notable revolt against the Ottomans, under Vlad Tepes, who was Hungarian anyway
>Poles launch a crusade against the Turks together with Hungarians and Brandenburgians, Romanians screw it all up in the Cosmin Forest
>Nothing of notice for centuries again
>Randomly unite
>Become irrelevant again
>World War One starts
>Don't join stright away, instead wait for the best moment to declare the war on Austria-Hungary
>Achieve total moment of surprise, instead lose terribly in a matter of weeks
>Become a literal vassal state to the Germans, who take over the oil fields and take the crops
>Rejoin the war literally a day prior to it ending
>Steal bunch of lands you never held, never had claim to. Solely on the basis of your people spreading like rats and breeding like crazy
>Be only slightly relevant due to oil
>Join team Hitler, he gives "your" lands to the Hungarians instead
>Be a good boi and do nothing about it
>Hitler invades the Soviets, join the fun
>Be widely considered the worst soldiers on the eastern front, worse than god damn Italians
>By your stupidity let an entire German army get encircled and destroyed
>Soviets come knocking, betray your team instantly and fight your former allies instead
>Stalin installs a puppet government anyway
>Nothing of notice up until 1989
>Autumn of Nations happens
>Be the only eastern block nation to have a bloody revolution
>Nothing again
>Join the EU
>Be the poorest country in it with rampant corruption
>WE WUZ ROMANS N DACIANS N SHIET
Is Romania the most pathetic country in Europe?
Asher Sanders
Bentley Taylor
I just like to btfo you whenever you post. Calm down.
Parker Ortiz
youtube.com
Good evening balk
Joshua Roberts
Well, there is Albania and Macedonia, so it ain't the worst.
Isaac Rivera
that's my meme x-DD
Adrian Walker
This post is based and redpilled
Fuck bozgors
Eli Davis
Was Romania a mistake?
Ryder Edwards
Not pathetic enough to be conquered and depopulated by turks and then lose 3/4 of our territory in a war we started.
Justin Wood
I know, my Balkan bro :DD
Sebastian Morris
Who are you quoting retard? Where's the source?(my ass)
Colton Jones
hi-hi~
David Hughes
>prices rise to german level
>wages are 12k dinar
This is unbelievable i suspect slav have a hand in this
Andrew Green
well, fugg :DD
I'm nodd balgan x-DDD
Noah Hughes
Yes.
Ryder Sullivan
Welcome to euro (without euro)
Easton Foster
Isn't Trieste inside the peninsula or something? You're honorary
Parker Nguyen
Whenever I argue with bozgors I lose braincells
I don't recommend
Chase Nelson
LMAO an irrelevant turkish rape product country speaking about how bad is Albania
Thomas Allen
youtube.com
Szekely land when
Carson Myers
>Isn't Trieste inside the peninsula or something?
apparently :DD
>You're honorary
dhang (You)
would these fine lads like to install extraflags?
Joshua Thompson
What was his end game, /balk/?
William Cook
>architecture is aleady German
>prices are still far lower than in Germany
Jaxson Flores
why do bulgarians think they're better than other balkan countries but are a 3rd world shithole themselves?
Asher Walker
Feeling like im gonna net easy dubs with this post
William Murphy
countries in the balkans that are more developed than bulgaria:
Greece
Romania
Croatia
Slovenia
Turkey (western part)
Montenegro
Bulgarians are the 7th best country in the balkans imagine bring proud of that LMAO
Thomas Nelson
They are slightly better (as in, wealthier) so they exaggerate that otherwise negligible and irrelevant difference while to everyone else they're still a third world shithole just like the rest of us here.
Jose Miller
kak da spra da maam chekii
Camden Reyes
>why do bulgarians think they're better than other balkan countries
they don't, they realize they're far inferior to Serbia, they are just joking here
Kayden White
Do coke and spend money i don't have at Bansko or stay at home smoking weed and trying to learn a new language (deutsch)?
Jacob Thompson
why do albanians think that because they are the worst shithole of the balkans they need to put others on the same level?
Anthony Sullivan
Do coke.
Noah Gray
both terrible options
anyway, learn language
Nathan Torres
they're very close to serbia and serba isn't in eu, yet they think they're hot shit
there only like 3 countries in the balkans poorer than them. they're a proper shithole
Cooper Harris
lmao Mahmud, don't you have people on the streets to attack in Brussels?
Aiden Sullivan
>they're very close to serbia
they're light years behind Serbia
Adrian Sanders
Albania is more irrelevant than Macedonia, and it has always been more irrelevant than Bulgaria.
Jaxon Morgan
fuck off diasporanewfag
Jaxson Sanchez
>diasporafag complaining about a diasporafag
now i've seen it all
Chase Miller
>Albania is more irrelevant than Macedonia
fake news. Macedonia is literally unhead of. It has such levels of unsigifcance never experienced by another country before. If it wasn't for the name dispute with greece even the neighbors wouldn't know it existed
Luke Jenkins
How can bulgaria be a shithole EVEN after years of german gibs
Is this the limit of gypsi genes that dont allow them to advance further
Colton Sullivan
My dick hurts from the alcohol, it probably burned my urethra or something.
I'll go workout in an hour/hour and a half outside. I hope it starts snowing for xtra comfy.
>youtube.com
Groovy nigger music goes well with good lamp.
Mason Harris
i think so 2bh. they do have 10% gypsy population and 8% turkish population. They're a very mixed society, which is always never good
Eli Jackson
No. Bulgaria, Greece, and Serbia want it. It will always be relevant in the Balkan sphere among ourselves.
Who wan'ts Albania? No one.
Gavin Hernandez
For the last 3 months I've heard more about Macedonia than Bulgaria here.
Bulgaria is a hot topic in Poland only in the summer when Polish tourists die/get robbed/get kidnapped at the seaside.
John Allen
most people would struggle to point out Albania on the map, while having no difficulties with Macedonia
Jonathan Powell
>watching to the OO TIGRE TIGRE IMASH LI PARI video
>meanwhile open a new tab on rezultati.com
>Belgrano 1-2 TIGRE is the second result showing
lmao
Love it when shit like this happens
Eli Jackson
Is hungary considered a balkan country
Justin Perez
Post your Zippo lighters, lads
Joseph Morris
Bulgaria, Greece and Serbia want Monkeydonia because Monkeydonia is not even a real country, not because it's better than Albania. Like Romanians want Moldova, for example.
Ethan Miller
only bulgarians care about fyrom which is sad because they don't give a fuck about you. they just need your passport to live in EU
both are highly irrelevant imo
Gabriel Hughes
>those delicate girly fingers
Gabriel Long
No.
Grayson Morales
I am not talking about quality. I am talking about relevance. Nobody gives a shit about Albania, but people care for Macedonia.
James Thomas
>irrelevant countries argue about who's less irrelevant
Xd
Isaiah Lee
Europeans wouldnt even know Belgium existed if it wasnt for Brussels and the parliament there lmao, sit your ass down
Henry Hernandez
>Nobody gives a shit about Albania
Except all of their neighbors which are getting bred out of existence by based Albos.
Jack Williams
thats why i don't like newfags
> people care for Macedonia.
only you. No one else literally gives a shit. We just want a piece of that land
Tyler Morales
Thats why I dont like fags
Julian Morris
Yeah but they have an IQ of 87 or something. They are practically retarded. One Greek/Serbian/Macedonian soldier would be able to take in hundreds of Albanians down, like they were nothing.
Cooper Reed
Sebastian Barnes
i didn't know you gypsies knew how to fight
David Russell
They also have lots of gypsies that assimilated into the society who now identity as bugars
Ryder Russell
we're in 2018 sweaty, you should be more respectful towards the LGBT community
Leo Myers
Kremidi
Michael Hill
>gipsi genes
Now thats something an Albanian should know of. Your limit: talentless in everything, which is kinda a talent itself, being the biggest loser of them all isnt easy.
Jose Diaz
meh we've only competed in like 7 olympiads and most of them were we had no money at all to put into sports. Kosovo however got a gold on the first Olympiad
i am aware of that. Sofia was like 15% gypsi. Imagine the outskirts kek
Adam Price
>only
Well even for the olympics one has to qualify, apparently and impossible task if one is Albanian. How does it feel to amongst the probably 5 countries in the world without any medals?
Luke Diaz
But the gypsies here have more purchasing power than your prime minister user, lighter skin too
Jaxon Robinson
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Brayden Wright
youtube.com
Straight outta Tetova
Chase Nguyen
And Serbs have an IQ of 89, which is within the same standard deviation. Basically negligible difference.
And besides, a 1v1 between Serbs and Albanians would never happen, so it's retarded to discuss such matters. If anything, Albania has far better allies than Serbia (as we have already seen in 1999), so if you take that into consideration it hardly works in Serbia's favour. If Serbs tried to start a conflict with Albania, they'd get obliterated. Not to mention that Serbs are incompetent as fuck and failed miserably at everything they attempted in the 90s.
Sorry for incoherent writing, I'm a bit drunk.
Jason Brooks
we didn't participate because communism didn't allow us to. But i'll explain to you why Albania is more relevant than b*lgaria. You literally have produced ZERO historic figures in your entire history. Our wikipedia page for notable people is also larger than yours, with you being twice as us
Noah Torres
Now that i think about it, do bugars have a famous person known in the world
We have lots of them singers actors athletes scientists etc but ive never heard of a bugar
Carter Phillips
*takes over chinese markets in Bulgaria*
Gavin Ross
>albanian olympic committe
chairman of this committee youll get if your crime was too severe for prison
Bentley Wilson
>scientists
Again, stealing bubregs doesn't make you a scientist
John Perry
that's why they're highly irrelevant. They need to get off their heels and start seing things as they are. Just because they get in EU to counter russia influence doesn't mean you're worth shit.
Jacob Ward
Your wikipedia page is full of cope and consists of some locals nobody has ever heard of. I didnt even know of Skenderbeg before balk. Nobody does, in fact. History is a fresh topic of a 100 year old non-country, not sure this is the road you want to go down today.
Jace Lopez
I never realized how much Medals we have.
Ethan Sanchez
Google has updated street view photos from Poland today.
I won't sleep tonight.
Jordan King
Funny because russia has still lots of influence and bugars suck they dick even after years of eu gibs
Samuel Rogers
>road you
I think Albanians don't know what that thing means. The Italians made roads, because the Albanians didn't invent them. Yet.
Luis Ramirez
You'll find a lot like her lol
youtu.be
Chase Davis
doesn't care if you've heard the or not. They were important enough someone made an article about them. And the number of those articles is higher than bulgaria's, despite having a smaller population. Get back to reality gypsoid turk. Been in EU for 10 years and you're the 7th richest balkan country. If it wasn't for EU you'd be the last
Anthony Smith
Allah (peace by upon him) won't forgive anyone who saw this picture
Kevin Robinson
Nice. Fuck the USA though
Ryan Baker
every country that sucks russia's dick is doomed to be a shithole
Robert Robinson
>low iq
>poor as fuck
>historically irrelevant
>can sing
So just like your cousins no?
Connor Bailey
Damn I didn't know that you have more than us, although the bigest difference would probably be in the Winter Olympics, we probably suck there big time.
Luis Jones
>>low iq
>poor as fuck
>historically irrelevant
>can't sing
>flag
>green flag shades
Literally Bulgaria
Benjamin Hughes
>someone
A coping albo. Thats why Skopje is full of statues as well, fake it till you make it. Cry more
Logan Hill
ntomata
Julian Young
We are shit in winter olympics as well, except earlier years biathlon
Grayson Thomas
Absolute unit, I just hope that our athletes haven't used anything illegal during the you-know-which period
Nicholas Hughes
I forgot about Romania, but she has 307 medals, while Poland has 306.
Aiden Campbell
you're just upset because i shatter your delusions
Lucas Gonzalez
There's not one thing fake in Skopje, besides the tits of some albanian sluts
We say domat too
edin narod