/brit/

Peng peng peng
youtube.com/watch?v=DXo5Olky43s

Kind of weird how almost all the papers have rallied behind her even those who have been relentlessly critical like the Mail. Do they know something we don't?

Cringe as fuck. How old is she?

>in the hallowed tradition of our democracy, it is now time for the media to casually usurp the power reserved for politicians and voters

Imagine the Miliband timeline
No referendum, no Brexit, no chaos

parkinsons is no joke

litraly
shaking

old enough to know that "literally shaking" is not an argument

34 minutes until the men begin kicking the ball

Mail changed editor recently and he's strongly remain, Express was bought out by the same parent company as the Mirror and is now slanting remain too.

doctor asked me about my sex life and i said "yeah eh no recently" when in reality I've not felt the touch of a women in two years

N O W

thats what i call

P E N G

Their advertisers have told them to toe the line

Going down on a girl is patrician

BAPS
A
P
S

33 minutes until i begin wanking to the men kicking the ball

just watch porn like a normal person you sad act

Any late 90s emo man in

youtu.be/5bpnV4hKsws

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WHAT
A
NARCISSIST

ME ME ME IM ANGRY GRRRR

wot ball are we talking here lad
is it a white one?
mitre?

32 minutes until men begin kicking me in the balls

Genuinely pissed off that Theresa May spent 2 years doing nothing then at the last minute threw together such a shit plan so close to the deadline that she's like "lol guess you have to agree to this shit deal that keeps us in the EU or nothing haha"

youtube.com/watch?v=xgHakL4Mijc

what does this have to do with /brit/

Blame Olly Robbins, he's the cunt who did all the negotiating. The Brexit Secretary was a figurehead

time management like that makes me think i could become pm haha

t. Guardian of the Fountain of Life

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why do our eyes hurt after a day of drinking?

*kicks a ball around*
*gets a wacky haircut*
*dramatically falls over*
*collects payment of £50,000 every week*

business idea: make my hand shake and film it saying it's because i don't have any money btw here is my patreon

Love licking pussy

When does the ball kicking begin again?

Prefer try on hauls not even joking
youtube.com/watch?v=b8Dx6D1wtU4

love licking hairy man arse

*kicks the ball in midfield*

Mad how things work out innit. David Miliband seemed like the biggest joke yet he would have saved us so much grief.

SOON AS I PULL UP AND PARK THE BENZ
WE GET THIS BITCH SHAKIN LIKE PARKINSONS

who is theresa may prime minister of?

lads what position did you used to play in football?

that was the plan all along

bit bent

what's your favourite t. lads

mine is either t. shagger or t. knower

net

the footballers bonuses it's DISGUSTING

defender

goalie

In fucking Spain!

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almost two years since katelyn hanged herself

heartbreaking

we should take the footballer's bonuses and give them to the grenfell survivors
in fact, we should leave the EU and the money we save gets given to grenfell survivors

we wuz lion kangz

Budget shutdowns happen every Wednesday in Yankistan
It's what you fuckheads get for having an executive presidency

ref

virgin: goalie/defender
smithy: midfield
deano: striker

wing in 5 a side

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false 9

how is it an african lion if its in europe and asia

How did lions swim across the Bosporus

In fucking Iraq!

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Actually what WAS his point, that they're shit states? That's how it came across to me.

bus drivers deserve footballers wages

brit/pol/

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God I'm so fucking gloomy all the time. Can't find excitement in anything I do.

need a shower pretty bad lads ngl

all elephants should be arrested

Storms threw them across

Would you sniff it?

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footballers should be put on the cross

It's not in Europe though, Europe is north of the Pyrenees only.

trips of truth

give the bankers bonuses to the lions and elephants

prop and sometimes hooker, me

i'd wear it as a mask

soundcloud.com/route-696/pain-a-delic

probably yeah. would you? be honest.

Its your life and you choose to feel this way

he's talking about wogball mate

imagine sitting on the beach in sicily and a load of african lions come flying at you from across the sea
mental

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I'm willing to bet that had something to do with the Seleucids who liked to breed them as war elephants.

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our brave boys on the front line should be earning a footballer's wage, this world is an absolute DISGRACE

no i'd get in trouble
#me too innit

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>imagine sitting on the beach in sicily and a load of african lions come flying at you from across the sea
>mental

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this

give bankers bonuses to footballers

Seen it with my own two eyes lad, it was proper mental.

holy shit based

ordered by who?
the local baron?

Alri Ed Gein