>eat a meal before going to see a movie
>have my gf puts snacks in her purse
>only have to pay a ticket which the movie theater barely makes any money off of
>avoid paying high jewish prices for food and drink at the movie theater
How else do you guys beat the system and businesses that try to jew its customers? How do you make them hurt?
Two words: pre-drinking
Any time I've ever had fraudulent charges on my bank card, I also report any recent major purchases as fraud.
I supplement my diet with food that I grow. I work a job that leaves me feeling fulfilled and adequately compensates me. Never eat out, do my own car maintenance, fix most of my stuff when it breaks.
But the biggest trick of them all? I'm a single guy. Women will take your money, time and energy faster than any Jewish trick or cabalistic sorcery.
I always shit in the top tank of my toilet to prevent flushing and allowing the water-jew to steal my coins.
I get absolutely blasted before I go out at night. Then I also bring 4 of those small shot bottles of booze and shove them down my crotch. I'm a big guy and the security doesn't touch my balls so it's completely sealed. These clubs in Miami charge more than $20/shot. I save myself almost $100 each time I do this.
>falling for the liquid jew at all
...
I pee missing the toilet
This, as much as I love alcohol it's a huge waste of money. Drinking water is the number one way to beat the Jews
kek.
you paid to someone to see a movie in the middle of stinking amerifats, and you still think you are beating the system?
absolute state of Jow Forums
>falling for the fluoridated jew
>drive with your headlights off. save electricity.
>shit and piss in the toilet multiple times before flushing. save water. beat the utility companies
>grow your own food. fertilize your own crops by shitting in your fields. beat the agriculture companies and jewish grocery stores
headlights use gas while your engine is on you fucking mongoloid
>be me
>computer technician since 2013
>can take any computer made in the last 10 years and make it fast enough to do anything but play games
>college kids come in to the shop from time to time
>most of them are just spoiled cunts with $1500 dollar machines their parents paid for.
>I've never paid more than $200 for a computer
>my thinkpads are faster than the shitboxes they drag in
also:
>this indian kid brings in an hp shitbox he put linux on
>he's trying to get an LCD fixed
>ask him how much he paid for it:
>these shitboxes come in from time to time and it often costs more money to fix them than just buy a new one
>on top of this shitboxes usually fall apart after a few months (even when they're repaired correctly) because they're made out of plastic crap and shitty hinges and other garbage
>so I ask him how much money he put in to it
>he smiles at me
>all he says is "Oh, I dropped money on it."
>after he leaves I check amazon to see how much money this idiot wasted on the shitbox
>mfw they're being sold for seven hundred dollars
I can't be the only one who gets comfy when I see people making terrible financial decisions
>headlights use gas
this is you
>headlights use gas while your engine is on you fucking mongoloid
>drive with your headlights off
>save gas
>beat the evil petroleum industry
i stay in my room all day and rot
dude shit the fuck up retard it takes more gas to turn the headlamps off than to just leave them on
I hate to pay taxes so god damn freaking much. Like the simple idea that just a tenth of a penny goes to some nigger free gibs nigger... man. Knowning now i hate taxes i act accordingly.
yea how aren't you streaming everything for free online? I don't even have Netflix anymore because A) Its all garbage B) If they manage to produce something slightly better than garbage , it can be found online for free.
>dude shit the fuck up retard
I always grab an extra pair of disposable fork/spoon when buying food. This way i save shekels from not buying cutlery and not washing em'.
B A S E D
Eat roaches that infest my apartment. Save coin on food and get proper protein and nutrients
use work supplies for the house.
toonie tuesday? what movie did you go to see?
>gf
leave