Be European

>be European
>get shot

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>americans think they can't banter
why do they do this?

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we get shot once a year
you get shot daily

*Brazilian

Sounds like you guys have shitty aim.

Your English needs some work, friend.

i don't have to kill americans
greedy americans are doing that

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what is that

i take 10 shots and i'm still sober
you take 1 shot and you're dead

There is no way you're not Arab.

got em

>There is no way you're not Arab.

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Fake clips for your seatbelt so your car stops beeping when you drive without a seatbelt.
So you basically pay to kill yourself in your car.

Oh my god, please don't try bantering ever again.
I'm serious

that's weird
it's not as if the seat belt is obstructing in any way

that is the most retarded thing i've ever fucking heard in my life

Seething

>we can make fun of you but don't you dare make fun of us

you can
you are just not very good at it
you literally just copied the meme

Fuck you burger. We get grenades thrown at us instead.

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>this seething Muslim thinks he's good at banter
Also, obsessing over us isn't banter.

>i called him a muslim and told him he's obsessed
>i'm a master banter :^)
epic mate, have a good day
i'm going to bed

Don't get shot, Muhammad

Don't forget the car bombs

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I don't know why, but people like not having seatbelt on, like it's a nuisance to them. Especiallyolder people in my experience, i am guessing because they got used to driving without it. My boss has the beeping sound when the belt isn't on and he just ignores it and drives all the way with the beeping. It's annoying as fuck.

Or acid

Nah doesn't happen often enough. I'm more worried about trucks or grenades.

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Bump

kek i love when this happens

>you literally just copied the meme
That's why it's funny. It just proves that every meme about America is applicable to almost every other country.