1860s American man trying to find a wife

1860s American man trying to find a wife.

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he was the first of what would become many
thing is imagine how much of a failure he would have to be when he had difficulty finding a wife back in the time when people were fucking like rabbits

He sounds like a real gentleman. It's not fair that he has all this going for him, he's so nice, and he still can't find a wife. :(((

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incels are timeless.

Who is Andie Johnson?

Former president of the Unnited States. Took office after Lincoln was assassinated.

President at the time. He wasn't popular, he's an odd person to specify support for.

>reviewbrah
is he an incel?

concentrated autism

>seeding only 10 acres
no wonder he can't get a woman

he is quite an over achiever at the age 18.

>cleared up and seeded 18 acres last your
>owns stuff
>even his potatoes can bully you
and what did YOU do to deserve a gf?

He seeded 18 acres, bro.

>acres

Yet another unquantifiable measurement made by Americans. It could be the size of a football field, it could be the size of a house, who knows: nobody, because Americans are brain dead.

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volcel, check his comments
no shortage of pussy or boypussy on offer

look it up, faggot.
Land was basically free and the govt hadnt gone full opression with its bullshit yet.

I agree acres are retarded

Land in Maine was not "almost free" in the 1860s. The land had been settled and claimed for 200 years by that point.

>when people were fucking like rabbits

Are you retarded? Because it is about 100000 percent easier to get laid now than it has ever been. New England in the 1860s was about the most uptight and sexually/romantically repressed place in history.

>America takes the brunt of abuse for yet another one of our bizarre ye olde eccentricities.

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He just needs to seed one field though

Getting Married not "getting laid"

And getting laid is extremely difficult nowadays

All you had to was get a wife. And all women who werent whores or dykes wanted marriage, because of economics.

Statistically false

Shut up you fucking third world faggot.

>And getting laid is extremely difficult nowadays
ROFL no its not.

It is if you have any standards. Like, no landwhales and no STDs.

A lot of woman died in child birth.

formerly sucked

True. Main drawback of the times though it could be mitigated by less frequent pregnancies and waiting until the woman had physically grown a bit to 16-18. Puberty happened later, so the prime years did too.

VIRGIN ALERT!
VIRGIN ALERT!

Instead of lashing out aimlessly, work on yourself, be less hateful, and you'll easily find sex or even a fulfilling relationship