彡(゚)(゚)hello!I’m Japanese6

Let's do cultural exchange!!

Japanese slang/ English
・よろしくニキーwww/Hello!!
・www/ hahaha:-]
・草/hahaha:-]
・草生える/hahaha:-]
・ンゴ/It doesn't make any sense
・○○してクレメンス/Please do ○○
・○○ハラデイ/Please put up a picture of ○○
・スレ/thread
・スレ主/OP
・イッチ/OP
・ワイ/I(The first person)
・君/you(Second person)
・お前/you(Second person)
・ニキ/you(Second person)
・○○ニキ/Mr.○○
・○○ネキ/Ms.○○
・おんJ/One of the bulletin boards
・さとる/Supervisor of おんJ
・名無し/anonymous

Bulletin board URL
JAPAN
・2ch/hayabusa.open2ch.net/livejupiter/
USA
・4ch/Jow Forums.org/
Translation site
trans.cute007.com/m.html

We want to have a friendly relationship with foreign people!
We're not used to English ,so we might use wrong words...:-]
You guys can use Japanese too!!
Use Japanese more and more!!
We know what your Japanese grammar means when it is wrong!!
Let's do cultural exchange!!

Let's not criticize and discriminate

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hello!!Japan is present at noon
very,very,very,cold!!
The area where you live!
Please tell me!

今日も来たか!ゆっくりしていってね!

japan big gay

yeah!

brazil big dick

( ´·w·`)/

hello!!Finland people!

Yo, you guys alright, you sexy Japanese wankers?

hayabusa.open2ch.net/test/read.cgi/livejupiter/1544581771/
we came there

It's 4 in the morning and moderately cold

Hello! It is very cold and I am out of cigarettes

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what are you doing so early ?

Chiba Prefecture of Japan is now 6℃

cool!

Us NEETs aren't concerned with time

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Are you recommended with animation? I am free now.

Oh…

Your English is wonderful! And where I live it's a little chilly, not too cold yet

Hello Japan, how cold does it gets there? Here in Mexico's east coast can't get much colder from 12°

This is my neighborhood
Have you seen this?

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The burg I'm moving to this summer

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Is it Kabukicho?

hi from greenland

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beautiful!!
yes! i live about 3km from this place

Argentinian Slang/English:
・me gusta la pija-Hello gentleman
・dale no seas un culiad-May I ask you a question?
・te fuiste a la concha la puta que te pario-How are you today, oh dear?
・te voy a romper el culo a chotazos-Please Sir, may you tell me where is the closest church so I can pray to God?
・tenes hora ameo? - May I borrow some of your belongings?

hello!!
I have been studying English!

invite me to asado party my gaucho amigo

Is it true that kabukicho is dangerous?
I suppose that the area is famous for its bad reputation

I recognise this street from Ryū ga Gotoku 0! The name is not Kamuro-cho in real life though..

in Japan,6℃
You live in Catanzaro?

I think it is famous for lots of Yakuza activity, right?

never thought my spanish slang would get better in a japanese thread...

Hello, it's 4AM here and couldn't sleep tonight.

>Let's do cultural exchange!!
This is a chart showing how pussy (おマンコ) is said in various Italian regional slangs. You're welcome.

Your english is pretty good! Do you study english everyday?

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cool!!

not so much, it used to be in the past.
not a lot of yakuza now!

That's exactly what I thought. I dunno if its true cos ive ne'er been there but tbf the area looks fascinating for me

how do you say cazzo in your Regione?

Alright. I wanna go to Japan as well as kabukicho cos it must be one of the most exciting districts in the world

hi!!
how do you do?

I am glad to hear!

Yeah, it's got a really cool vibe. Most of commercial Tokyo looks really cool and it was my favourite scenery apart from beautiful nature I looked at out of a train while travelling to an onsen town called Gero. Osaka's Dotenbori was very beautiful in the same way, too!

work
game
eat
sleep
and collect school days stuff

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there's a lot of foreign tourist in kabukicho!! don't be afraid!

uh, i'll be nice and say that you do not want to say any of those things to any spanish speaking person ever

Keep up the good work! Proud of you for learning a new language!

Have you ever been to Japan before? Osaka is also where I wanna go. Onsen sounds sick as well. Is it difficult to travel around Japan without speaking Japanese or a Japanese travel buddy?

Japanese legend phenix boy :D

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Oh, pleased to hear that!
I don't speak Japanese at all but do you think it is possible to travel around your lovely country? I'm kinda worried about it when I get lost or caught in a trouble and not knowing what to do.

Cazzo is simply the most used, sometimes followed by pisello (a bit infantile, similiar to おちんちん ) or salsiccia (which is a double meaning for sausage)

Yeah, to Tokyo, Nagoya (Toyota Automobile Museum), Kyoto, Osaka and Gero, the onsen town. You should go, it's really pretty and the food culture is the best

vuoi succhiare il pisello mio XD?

スレッドは面白いです

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not so many Japanese understand English, so maybe you better learn simple Japanese for tourist!
like Doko(where) or Ikura(how much)!

I'll absolutely go to Tokyo, Osaka, and Kyoto if I get a chance to go to Japan. Also I'd stay in a traditional Japanese hotel with an onsen.
I'm glad to hear that, mate. And yeah I've already started craving for Japanese food x do you have any recommendation?

フランスって今暴動してるの?

ムーミンは可愛いです

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Yeah I'd definitely learn some basic words. I watched several videos about Japanese hospitality on YouTube and I'm sure they're very helpful so I hope they could sort me out if I got a trouble x

Very nice song
youtu.be/2IEDjRKMrEg

Is this an obscure band in Japan?
youtu.be/AY8pPqEql-I

Please listen to this and give your thoughts.
youtu.be/ngaM4Bs09zI

日本の恥を晒しに来てるアフィカスだよ

おおおおm

(RIP Aniki)

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>3km from this place
どこら辺?
俺もその近くの生まれ
四谷二中?

おーぷんでヤレ

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そうですか

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There are many Chinese mafia in Kabukicho
But I heard they dont try to be involved with Westerners

It sounds crazy that there are a group of Chinese mafia in Japan. Do they cause problems?
Even they don't really aim at westerners, I still try to avoid them just in case.

Tokyo is Ramen heaven, Osaka has the best seafood (Tokyo's Tsukiji market had better sushi) and it would be a crime to not eat yakiniku, yakitori, okonomiyaki and takoyaki in Osaka. I had omazake (alcohol free rice drink?) on the hill of Inari-Fushimi and it was surprisingly good, I expected something very different. Ask the Japanese though, they would know better. Be sure to try several different ramen broth variants, my favourite was tonkotsu

ところで、日本一のスホーツカーをすこいですね

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Every single food you mentioned looks wonderful, mate. I'm an absolute ramen lover so I've gotta try some!

そろそろ終わるみたい
死者が一人出たとか

Unironically best comfort food in the world

Holy shit, well said, lad! What flavour did you try? Miso is my all time favourite so I'll try it in Japan.

Like i said, try as many varieties as you can, the broth base makes a big difference.

Will do! I suppose they are hundred times better than ramen shops in Manchester x

Hello All, have a good day!

(^ω^)Hello

How's your life, mate?

chinese mafia just have control over their eating or drinking places in there from behind the scene in kabukicho
so you will ok

Got it. It seems that they're not threatening regular civilians. Yeah I hope I'll be okay

just such a situation

It's the only place in Japan I've ever seen rats.

Japan seems to be hygienic. My flat is a fuckin rats' den.

今月いっぱいで死のうかな

なんでや?

しぬなー

僕の分まで生きてくれ

しれっとお前がしぬなー

Thank you Japan for Kohmi Hirose

なんか区切りのいい年末年始に死のうって思ってるだけ
頃合いっつーかなんつーか別に深い意味はない

oh do you like her? she's forgotten in japan.

Play any good games lately? I just finished finals so I'm starting Persona Q 2 now

Why? What does Japan listen to nowadays?
This song makes me lose my breath youtu.be/ifs4zmWD3ms

なんでよー
そんなに日本語ペラペラなんだったら、日本語通訳やりなって
そんな日本語が堪能な人は珍しいよ
せっかくの授かったその能力がもったいなさすぎる
日本に来たかったら日本にくればいいよ
そんだけ日本語の読み書きができたら、日本での生活は不自由しないだろうし

よう簡単にそんなこといえたもんやな
就労ビザとるのも難しいし、そもそも通訳なんかパートみたいなもんだし
それだけで食べていけるわけないじゃん
なんで通訳者が女性が多いか分かる?
夫が代わりに稼いでくれてるからだよ

Herru~~
do u rike poop?

死ぬよりマシでしょ
というか、前から彼の書き込み見てるけど、こんだけ日本語が堪能な人はかなり珍しいよ
最初、ギリシャ串の日本人かと思ったくらい
日本語でアニメ見て勉強してるから日本語のリスニングもよくできるだろうし、本当に通訳に向いてると思ってるから、彼に勧めてる
適当に言ってるわけじゃない

いやそれくらい日本語できる人ってほんとに腐るほどいるもんだよ日本にも
それに真剣に助言するなら尚更通訳はやめといたほうがいいに決まってるじゃん
安定した収入になると思う?
やるにしても副業にするべきだろ
何か別の月給のメインの仕事に就かないと生活していけないよ日本じゃ

1番手っ取り早いのはやっぱり語学教師かな・・・
それも現地にツテとかコネがないと厳しいけどね

フリーランスはコネとか必要だけど、会社勤めとかしてると行けるんじゃないかな
そりゃあ、フリーでガンガン稼ぐ人と比較すると見劣りするかもしれないけど、今のギリシャだったら、それでもかなり稼げる部類に入るんじゃないかと思う

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生活とか就職とか本当にどうでもいい
生きてて何になるってんだ
なんか疲れたから落ちる