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Animals were harmed in this production*

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Why do canadians pretend to be French?

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love this video

Tfw you get a second chance at something.
Tfw you can also fail that second chance.
T minus 17 hours for success or Failure.

It's better to be French than British.

And how would you know?

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>good wemb

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its ok to fail

Hugged my dog, she seemed extremely annoyed then buried herself under the pile of blankets I call a bed

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despise my job

Based webm

>having a job
lol

French culture is better than English culture.

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despise my life

cant say im a fan of girls who smile at me

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grew up around "americanized" french culture it was pretty shit tbqh, cajun food is pretty based though, could go for some oysters and a big ol bowl of drunk gumbo and cornbread right now

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autism

cause you're a dumb mexican TBQH

>cant say im a fan of girls who smile at me

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why are drag queens always so funny

What would happen if i replaced my PC's thermal paste with cum

You should try it and report back

Hope you're ready to be a father

wearing my fresh Skechers indoors right now

Really like this song
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i dont wanna live in this world anymore

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I could buy heroin and OD on it if I wanted

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gonna go OD on weed
later nerds

fuck off

Don't worry, we don't want you either.

>about to buy a Missing 411 book from David Paulides
>25USD
>arrive at shipping
>65USD after shipping

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Tis song brings back comfy memories t.b.h
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Umm why are you mad

why was the facebook hq bomb threat from yesterday completely swept under the rug?

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You should do that and let me know how it goes.

Cock is quite erect right now

Nah I dont wan tto do heroin
Alcohol, and benzos are good enough for me

Then fuck off

tell us more

but have you tried oxy

No don't plan on it either

Laying on it right now and flexing it

the dream gf

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should i watch your name or spirited away with my big sister

Does she have a dick?

Shit I didn't even hear about it.

>sister
Your Name

Can't stop vaping.

Smoking weed in ABSOLUTE legality with weed grown in Canada is such a pain relieve. Something you thirld worlders wouldn't know.

>55111

Full house, bitches.

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no bulli

I'll admit it. I'm jelly. But at least Florida passed medical, only a matter of time 'til recreational.

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Any mexi bros here know if our country will legalize weed?

Cute

It's almost 20-fucking-20 and we still live in a two-party system with two-parties that are almost the exact fucking same.

Oh yeah, and the imperial system fucking SUCKS and we barely have any culture or identity other than consumerism and hotdogs.

>tfw not yuropoor

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It's extremely cute the little annoyed grunts she makes when I hug her are adorable

Move?

sudoku?

>hotdogs
*hamburgers

picture me rollin nigga

Honestly this lmao
I'm only comfortable in the bay area where I can just steal Chinese culture

George Noory is my boy. Not a fan of George Knapp.

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im so alone

I can't because

1.) I only speak English and I didn't grow up in their culture so I would always be an outsider
2.) Am not financially stable enough yet
3.) A lot of those countries are very hard to immigrate to unless you are a brown turd-worlder
4.) I want to live somewhere that allows me to own a gun and not arrest me because I said something unpleasant about minorities?

Never said we did *nothing* right.

kill thyself

Not an argument.

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milk me

think i found a nice bf to turn me into the qt trap of my dreams.

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To bad you’re ugly as sin.

I'm not though :p

Mhm

don't be jelly, friendo

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all dese dubs must mean it's real

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didn't mexico decriminalize marijuana? what does that mean, does it apply to all the states?

can't wait to be a DUDE WEED LMAO country

Can everyone ITT stop acting like literal faggots for a moment so we can discuss why being born in America isn't all that great really?

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It's great if and only if you have money

What do you think about fat squirrels?

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looks like the average /brit/ poster

Would rather be poor in the u s of a than india, no offense india anons

GOOD MOTHER FUCKING MORNING GODDAMMIT

>tfw the first feel of the day is the worst feel of the day
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Yes. Hello

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Is it ok if I spend future christmasses at your place? I don't want to get jihaded. I'll give you cute anime girls in return.

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WHO THE FUCK YOU TALKING TO

the whole thread

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wish everyone woke up at 3 AM like me (an upstanding citizen)

Might fap later, what shall i jerk my cock to?

reminder

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Might take a nap later,

made lunch, and now im eating it

To all you would be norgeboos out there, a single apple in my uni cafeteria cost 1.50$, that's with a discount.

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