an australian tourist stole my gf last night
An australian tourist stole my gf last night
How?
Why didn't you show him the price of freedom?
she said his accent was hot and she just left
That's sad
dress up as a girl and steal him from your gf
g'day mate
lovely day for cricket
He probably watched The Pacific and wanted payback.
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good on that lad
The aussie responded to the craigslist ad i assume
Lel, did we even say sorry to the Australians?
Oh shit. Is it the australian revenge tour? It was just banter
should've suck his dick, that'll show he
F'em up!
Why didn't you behead him.
Australia wasn't the only place GI Joe turned into a cumdump :^)
It's ok brah. When she moves to Straya with him she'll realize it's a shithole and that she made a grave mistake too late. That'll be your revenge and you don't hafta even do anything.
Tell me more lad
HA
Totally deserved for what you did during the war
Americans never actually did it, right?
Why have you done this to us.
Be honest with yourself, she wasn't your girlfriend. She was probably your acquaintance which you were trying to get laid.
But your life is so miserable you had to cry about a shit like this here.
>implying any if it is real