/brit/

imagine being that steamed lol

POOP IN TUBE

literally me as a kid
based poorfags

Spanish or French?

donation bait x100000000

is that the box from toy story on the left?

how is it sad? since when are videogames that important. he's got a roof, clothes, food and mum. He can just play Lego like I did when I was his age ffs. and ofc it had to be a reddit post. I fucking hate all of you

how? they scrapped UJM

this almost looks like bait
where the fuck do you even get a tv like these days

shes gonna do it lads

ALIMONY

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he's poor and his parents selfishly brought him into a world where they know he has no chance

it's hecking hard to find a gamecube and old tv that supports it (ssbm lags on new tvs) tbf

gonna wipe my ass with the union jack

can only sleep during the day lads

French. Educated Anglo-Saxons used to come out of university being well acquainted with the French language. Sad to see young Anglos these days not only do not learn French, but also viciously attack such a language.

its all gone to shit now

Union Flag*

I was poor as a kid
born 99 still grew up with VHS from charity shops cause we couldnt afford DVDs

that's complete fucking bollocks. school is free, university is free. he can get a decent job when he hits 23 like everyone else

The TV is old

Its the same system

Mum just got me a gameboy.

i know that !!!!!!!!!!!!
*upvote*

more like theresa shan't

>all the redditors offering xboxs
predictable

Gameboys are expensive

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i hear much support for the monarchy
i see the union jack in flames, let it burn

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my parents were rich but didnt allow me to get any gaming consoles i literally had to just play with the chickens and cows

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Nice cuckstamp

don't believe it is, this findajob shite doesn't record anything

he's most likely a yank so a school where he doesn't get shot will cost and university will saddle him with more debt

top comment taking the piss out the little guys haircut haha

got a sloppy poo building up, i just know it
had a full meatlover's for dindin, oil makes it slide through me like nothing else. dreading the thought of going to the toilet now, going to spend most of it just wiping like there's a brown sludgy permanent marker sticking out of my arsehole

exactly, which leads me to believe that it's bait

>

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>Mummy May is going to squeeze out a win

Based

but look at you now! you turned out great!

oh cool a wrestling chair

based

wish i had a gamecube

take some of those fat-binding pills and let us know how you get on then

>school is free, university is free
not it isn't, not even here

fucking dumb arse. why don't you at least put the TV on they coca cola box

what? i was born in 95 and i've never even seen a vhs tape

*eats your uncle*

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yeah i'll just pop down the chemist at 3am and grab some fat-binding pills shall i
jesus wept make just THINK a little next time would you
fucking hell

yes it is. public school is free. uni is like 200e a year tops. it's basically free

this. i've embarrassed myself countless times but i've yet to reach the level of shitting on the tube.

or as I've taken to calling it, "shubing"

yes exactly I grew up in poverty
im a zoomer yet I still grew up with VHS

are you the eldest child

>uni is like 200e a year tops
yeah when you live next to it, otherwise you either have to do hours of commute every single day or pay rent and food

STATE

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dont you HAVE to apply to the uni thts 5 mins away in france

need a chemist gf to slip me oxy and/or codeine

2 million earned

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i was poor too though
no, youngest by 6 years

don't know how you could be born in the 90s and never have seen a vhs at least once
civic and videoezy were still going in the early-mid 2000s and they still stocked vhs

youtube.com/watch?v=xR1a9Wi_kCs&t=121
SeasideMark announces his retirement from YouTube.

blacks don't crack

what is the point

Also 9.4 million in weekly total

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he's rotting away in a fucking hole

did you just not own any movies or shows as a kid

hope he changes his mind, cannot be fucked trying to watch facebook videos. terribly optimised

dumb crossposter

Got a VCR for cousin's wedding circa '99

which one of you lads made this?

twitter.com/twcuddleston/status/1072774178095419392?s=19

why is it that when you ask rich boomer business owners how they became so successful they'll usually have a story about having a simple idea and then stumbling dick first into success

Ireland still only has 26 counties

It's prettier than saying they've been lucky

left my brother on read earlier
feel bad

Might tweet this to mr beast

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Yuck. I'm going to come and vomit in your streets on holiday

why are you even asking it

>3 dates and the proto still won't have sex with me

What does this mean?

what are the odds that a lad who would post pictures of himself online in drag is also A. gay and B. will post a video of himself having sex with a man on the internet at some point

Have never had a day in my life without connection to the internet. Literally don't know how I would cope without it.

Both our PMs lost. A toast to commonwealth rorkes

That she's taking you for a mug

Dunno really mate, what do you reckon?

still too paranoid about spiders to poo

what if that spider i flushed came back as a ghost and is now haunting my toilet just waiting to bite my bum and inject me with ectoplasm

When I go outside I get asked why I don't have a job

watch random shit on tv
or films you have already downloaded

Zoomer freak

Thanks, lad.

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didn't have internet (or a computer) until 2007
poverty gang

Anyone just go out for walks? Started doing it recently and it's a rather pleasant way to kill time.