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hey im wankin ere

where's 190

schizo, this is for you
youtube.com/watch?v=AzaTyxMduH4
i love you man, more than booze, more than the country, i crave your skin on my slin, your lips on my lips
can't live without you, simple as

>call a man from Africa a "black cunt"
>this is racism
>call a man from Manchester a "Manc cunt"
>this is not racism
Explain this

same lad, might crack open a strongbow

any fit young pornstars lads?
like 18 tops

anime

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julz gotti

Well I guess so, depends what time?

youtube.com/watch?v=VpnTwCmjZzg

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give it a rest rorke

Nonce

both cause offence to softies

just say you're a nonce mate

mancunians aren't a race

anti-northern rhetoric is racist

'ce

Why everybody in UK love Stormzy and Skepta but nobody in USA knows them

i am in uk and do not love stormzy and skepta

im a nonce now are you gonna help me or not
fucking aussies kmt

raheem is from london

Where's 190?

Neither are really that big here either, Stormzy has a weird overinflation in the media which doesn't match the public sentiment.

Ma's buying an indian for din dins lads

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The US already has a huge supply of dancing monkeys for their entertainment

most yank rap fans will know those 2 but no one else

they can't understand the lyrics

Help. I started dating this girl who has become more and more needy and an emotional mess. How do I break up with her?

slavery and cannibalism still going strong over there lad?

man's never been in my rented flat spracklen house marlow when it's shutdown eh, truss mi daddiii

Should've bought 6 counties

tell her you're gay, turn 180 degrees and moonwalk right on out of there

dead with any luck

i reckon it DID match public sentiment but he was a trend that died off
a couple years ago every single club i went to in 2 cities would just play the same remixes of stormzys tracks and the students would all sing along entranced

yas

was going to make this joke

Didn't Stormzy close Glasto?

No black could match it

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aggressively insist on anal

>taking rorke's bait

Alan was shot in Thailand.

ok

boy in da corner>original pirate material

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having a quarter life crisis

>has become more and more needy and an emotional mess
Just what women do lad. If you wanna break up with her then just tell her it's not working out (to her face)

He's the headliner despite only having one album, yeah
But that fits because he generally is more known as a fan of Jeremy Corbyn than anything else, Corbyn also being a Glasto act in recent years

my ancestors :)

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Bah, they're not worth a bollocks

treddin on thin ice > boy in da corner

hope it was fatal

Jimi Hendrix could easily and so could the drummer from the libertines.

Fact is it was just a posh boy acting like he was from an estate for the moneys innit

It was.

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seething rorke

oh no how terrible, i sure hope hes ok

>Jimi Hendrix could easily and so could the drummer from the libertines.
Both very esteemed UK rap acts

just want a qt gf lads

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thoughts on andy serkis

Chicken nigger and a half hour of your website

Females die when they turn 16. This is a fact.

Females are born into a human vessel with a soul. They live their life as a cunny, full of life and passion, until around 14-16 years old when their soul departs from their body. Their body continues to fester on this earth, haunting others who inhabit it but there is no life remaining inside the corpse. There is no thought. There is no complex feeling. There is nothing behind the eyes. They are an amoeba responding to stimuli.

grimetapes.com > treddin on thin ice

Why will that make her less likely to burst into tears?
That doesn't seem like it would help me break up. I'm sure she would say yes.

*slyly hands you Derry across the counter*
You want a curry dip with that or?

Stormzy is a rare example of a no-hit wonder headlining Glasto

my brother :)

based

youtube.com/watch?v=nt4YIzj8rww
feeling things about a man from canada

for me, it's freedom of speech

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rorke has gone absolutely ballistic
>MUH FREEZE PEACH
dont even fucking go there rorko

He'll do his anti-Brexit part.

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cant wait to see the oneitis later and immedtialey whoo her with my xanax-induced chadness

Subconsciously opened this thread again

Can someone give me a quick rundown about what the fuck is happening with Theresa May? I've heard she's getting a 'No Confidence' vote and faces a mutiny?

Why now? Why not when she got in and botched up Brexit from the very start?

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>depression

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yeah nice but with a st georges cross toad too so i reckon :)

wtf - that sounds like.......!!!!!

need all welshmen to be fired out of a cannon

God I hate Glastonbury so fucking much. Poncey fucking Southerners.

praying for the secret ballot knives in the back

wasteman

I've only got a tenner, can I swap that for an extra naan instead bud?

like what

But she keeps ringing me. Should I not ring back until I can meet her face to face? Or what?

The streets wasn't a rapper though, he just said things that rhymed in an accent

don't reply to me ever again you literal dribbling spacker
youtube.com/watch?v=zsyR9r1G9kU

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the old boys daughter is going to destroy it within a decade

fucking idiot

>it's nobody's here fault
The lazy fuckers didn't even vote, it literally IS their fault

come and try it sais

got abba stuck in my head cause of better call saul