Vote for me as the Tribune of the Plebs and I will give you more gladiatorial games and mass executions of G*rmans (with free wine and bread ofc)
Vote for me as the Tribune of the Plebs and I will give you more gladiatorial games and mass executions of G*rmans...
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I vote yes/ FUCK germs
No thanks i don't vote populists
this literally killed rome fuck off
I don't know lad, I like my German workers desu.
Their language is weird, I'll give you that.
*culturally enriches u*
nothing personal
t. P*mpeian supporter
shut the fuck up slave.
Germanic settler here. When do we get Roman Citizenship?
rrrrrrrrrreee
support Caesar and Make rome great again.
That's what an Aedile does
Fundatus et rubeuspilulatus. Vale, amice.
Turn away from your sins, because the Kingdom of heaven is near! REPENT BEFORE YOUR LORD!
That's a nice offer, but I'd like to be assured that our people will be exempt of worshipping pagan gods and exempt of taxes too. Also no ban on circumcision
Do this and I warrant you for YHWH that our people will ALL vote for you
I want a Gallic slave
You got my vote.
Did the Romans conquer Malta?
>destroys your multicultural empire
heh, nothing personell
Yes, during the second Punic war.
This is the future of Europe and it's beautiful.
>Romansoys try to conquer Germania for hundreds of years
>fail
>Germanic bvlls getting sick of Southron bullshit
>collapse their empire in like a week
Came here to post this At least get what a Tribune of the Plebs does right.
Also
>Voting for free shit
Have you seen where voting for free shit got Gaul?
I really wanted to cast my vote for you but when I saw your flag and all I can say is "FUCK you LARPer"
>Romansoys try to conquer Germania for hundreds of years
Incorrect. They tried this exactly once, because there was fuck all in Germania and the Rhine was a well defensible border. Same story for Scotland, albeit with a less easily defendable border. They simply decided Hadrian's Wall was worth more than the expenses of conquering the area, even with what little "wealth" that would bring Rome.
If you want to see an area that the Romans tried to conquer time and again, constantly failing, try Mesopotamia. That shit was the real treasure back in the days (except Egypt of course, which they already controlled).
>w-we didn't want it anyway
Other than the punitive expedition that eventually killed Arminius, name ONE other post-Varusian Roman military action in Germania with the intention to conquer it.
Sometimes land isn't worth taking. Like how Louis XIV refused to take any Spanish lands south of the Pyrenees even though he could've easily gotten it during one of the many wars where he pushed their shit in.
This is the ideal Roman genetics. You may not like it, but this is what peak EVROPA looks like.
I want to be the roman twink slaveboy of an amazon germanic tall woman
Greatest show in television history?
>*teleports behind you*
>*kills your soldiers, takes your women and collapses your empire*
nothing personell kid
>be germanic tribe
>get assimilated, romanized, christianized, and forced to settle down
reminder to vote POPVLARES
reminder opticucks hate rome and want the barbarians to win
>Cicero destroys populares with facts and logic
>Cicero
simply ebin
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Caesar incarnate is factually correct.
obviously, Gaius Julius Caesar did nothing wrong
Other than war crimes, tyranny and the assassination of the republic in favor of an Eastern Style despotate maybe.
fucking based
I don't know about that, but all of the flaws listed in that image are true.
>war crimes
>applying modern concepts of war to ancient times
quit being retarded, if the Gauls ever conquered any roman settlement they'd do a lot more "war crimes" than Caesar ever did, we was also remarkably merciful during the civil wars and spared many people we could have easily killed
>tyranny
the senate was way more tyrannical then he ever was, and constantly pulled bullshit like "lol your second term as governor of Cisalpina started in the middle of your first term lmao" on him, those snakes were the ones strangling the life out of the republic
>the assassination of the republic
eat a dick Cicero, don't you have people to murder without a trial and then blame it on a "conspiracy"?
You just made all of those up except maybe war crimes but that was justified.
this the middle east was colder and had a better climate for agriculture back then
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Nothin personel Germanicus
Is Hidis the most kino actor alive? Rome and The terror alone are a careers worth of kino in two shows.
Even today Mesopotaia, Egypt and the Maghreb north of the Atlas Mountains is pretty good. It's just filled with M*slims.
Pic related, notice how Morocco and Tunisia have arable land far above the African average (including non-desert countries). Algeria would probably be up there as well if half of their country wasn't desert due to French memery (basically Algeria's borders were deliberately drawn like that because it wasn't deemed a colony but an integral part of France, so the French wanted all that oil and gas shekels).
FUCK POPULARES
AND FUCK CAESAR
most of those old school theatre actors are fucking great
Reminder that Gaius Julius Cæsar was the 2nd greatest general that ever lived.
The Germans in ancient Roman times were actually Slavs
Accept me as your Lord and Savior and I will give you eternal life (with free wine, bread and fish ofc)
based, I'm getting baptized now!