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are may edition

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we need a Matt Ludford PM to deliver a Korean Plus Brexit

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tfw swam in infinity pool at top of marina bay sands in singapore
tfw swam with dolphins off the coast of new zealand
tfw ridden elephants in india
tfw seen tigers in the wild
tfw flown first class
tfw been on super yachts
tfw been snorkelling with turtles in indonesia
tfw eaten in many michelin starred restaurants
tfw been to la/new york/hong kong/australia/etc etc loads of places

yet neurotypical copelords tell me they're more interesting than me because they've had sex

was it autism?

leftypol just told me that stating facts is racist now

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Jesus Christ how can she keep laughing like that. That's seriously impressive

>Albert Bore
>Tom Skidmark
>Matthew Luddite
>Mohammed Saeed

State of British names

Its not fair
none of it is fucking fair

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meeting my attorney tomorrow lads
you don't know what it's like to be pampered by someone until you need a prosecuting attorney

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soz hard

had sex in all those locations and with all those animals you virginal FREAK!

but literally anyone can do those, why does that make you interesting?

do you reckon the nonce hunters could lure poleaboo into one of their traps?

She's better than Corbyn but worse than no PM. Quite honestly, I'm starting to think Nick Clegg needs a chance.

Aims for 2019 lads?

Me:
>Have sex at least once (for the first time in 5 years)
>Go camping more often
>Start taking psychedelic drugs again

what would you do if there was a case of mistaken identity and one of the nonce hunters confronted you

Basic bitch bucket list

What the fuck happened to Cadbury Dairy Milk lads?

Tastes like wax and is super grim now...

would shag their mum

A list of things you have consumed is not a list of things you have achieved.

Dominic Raab will deliver a hard brexit for the lads

have any wet themselves or been physically sick yet?

we had a chance...we didn't know..we just didn't know

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next door are playing 'coming home for christmas' extremely loud

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want to realign my straightness in 2019

Shame because with the number of dicks you've sucked you'd be eligible for some sort of prize by now.

>yfw we've only seen may use kaio-kenx2
>yfw she's capable of ultra instinct

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>teehee i've travelled btw :v
get fucked you boring twat
travel isn't a personality

theres one where a guy also weeps uncontrollably and anothe rhas a panic attack. All 3 including the one i post are on 10 best nonce hunts, first vid

where's he from?

fuck moni

based

I've shagged more birds than you've visited tourist attractions

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don't understand what's wrong with this? so the metro is a little rundown big woop

did u guys browse reddit b4 Jow Forums?

move out
have sex
not like i didn't say the same last year and the year before and the year before that

what's reddit b4

scary brown people

cousin got caught by nonce hunters
always worry his video will get posted here

no I've never browsed reddit
if you didn't start on /b/ then you shouldn't be here

ur mam is a tourist attraction

more people have had a go on her than the london eye

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6487973/City-worker-tells-terror-stalker-ex-jailed-four-years.html

:)

black people

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quit smoking
acquire gf
quit binge drinking

thoughts on stewart lee?
he's a fan of the avant garde just like me

almos makes me want to be a nonce just for the opportunity to be caught by nonce hunters and kill them all, just because they're arrogant
not fond of nonces but not fond of arrogant bastards either
and that woman saying she'll kill him, lol
with what muscle mass?
i'd rape her easy with both arms tied behind my back
HATE weak things playing hard

Mohammed Saeed and Feed

post a screenshot dumb yank

or NIGGERS as i like to call them

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god i love them lads
i love prefab sprout

kill myself
serious btw

yours is too but her fanny is like the cheddar gorge

You mean driving home you spastic

why don't nonce hunters just report them to the police

aye, found reddit in 2010 then found Jow Forums about 2013

did he get charged?

yanks happened
the stuff made in Ireland still tastes like it used to but is harder to find and only smaller bars.
you have to check the label, most of it is made by mondelez in Poland now.

sad but true

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lolly badcock

I've paid my Jews, time after time. I've served my sentence, but committed no crime.

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lolly gartner

getting a bit sick of the rampant racism on this site
thought 4channel was supposed to be a new clean start yet the janitorial team remain gimps locked in chastity cages
swing the hammer down. sick of rorkes

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I can feel it
coming in the air tonight

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Pretty much the same except replace the third one with find mates to do psychedelics with

he didn't even get mugged once, what is he complaining about

this but unironically

Nonce

praying for a upset

this but entirely unironically

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ok
leave me alone

gf just faxed this to me lads

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what was the context of this picture?

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what's may going to do

Try not being ugly (inside and out)

alri homealone

Seconds before a nonce sting

nowt she can do
she's finished

i poop my pants

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before the threesome

Ting Ting, Alan and Dave

listening to some derek baily lads

was there on the weekend its decent
apart from a couple of stations stinking of piss but thats like most of paris
good thing is aswell is you only need ur ticket to get into the underground not to get out so really easy to not pay

the chad piers

he looks so happy :')

tfw alan is mogged even by yhe girl in this pic lol. he look slike a fucking condom

stewart lee wore a les rallizes denudes t shirt at one of his gigs lads

alan was watching the england game, that lad there bought a round for everyone
alan described him as a proper british alpha mae

Peng

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