are may edition
/brit/
we need a Matt Ludford PM to deliver a Korean Plus Brexit
tfw swam in infinity pool at top of marina bay sands in singapore
tfw swam with dolphins off the coast of new zealand
tfw ridden elephants in india
tfw seen tigers in the wild
tfw flown first class
tfw been on super yachts
tfw been snorkelling with turtles in indonesia
tfw eaten in many michelin starred restaurants
tfw been to la/new york/hong kong/australia/etc etc loads of places
yet neurotypical copelords tell me they're more interesting than me because they've had sex
was it autism?
leftypol just told me that stating facts is racist now
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Jesus Christ how can she keep laughing like that. That's seriously impressive
>Albert Bore
>Tom Skidmark
>Matthew Luddite
>Mohammed Saeed
State of British names
Its not fair
none of it is fucking fair
meeting my attorney tomorrow lads
you don't know what it's like to be pampered by someone until you need a prosecuting attorney
soz hard
had sex in all those locations and with all those animals you virginal FREAK!
but literally anyone can do those, why does that make you interesting?
do you reckon the nonce hunters could lure poleaboo into one of their traps?
She's better than Corbyn but worse than no PM. Quite honestly, I'm starting to think Nick Clegg needs a chance.
Aims for 2019 lads?
Me:
>Have sex at least once (for the first time in 5 years)
>Go camping more often
>Start taking psychedelic drugs again
what would you do if there was a case of mistaken identity and one of the nonce hunters confronted you
Basic bitch bucket list
What the fuck happened to Cadbury Dairy Milk lads?
Tastes like wax and is super grim now...
would shag their mum
A list of things you have consumed is not a list of things you have achieved.
Dominic Raab will deliver a hard brexit for the lads
have any wet themselves or been physically sick yet?
we had a chance...we didn't know..we just didn't know
next door are playing 'coming home for christmas' extremely loud
want to realign my straightness in 2019
Shame because with the number of dicks you've sucked you'd be eligible for some sort of prize by now.
>yfw we've only seen may use kaio-kenx2
>yfw she's capable of ultra instinct
>teehee i've travelled btw :v
get fucked you boring twat
travel isn't a personality
theres one where a guy also weeps uncontrollably and anothe rhas a panic attack. All 3 including the one i post are on 10 best nonce hunts, first vid
where's he from?
fuck moni
based
I've shagged more birds than you've visited tourist attractions
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don't understand what's wrong with this? so the metro is a little rundown big woop
did u guys browse reddit b4 Jow Forums?
move out
have sex
not like i didn't say the same last year and the year before and the year before that
what's reddit b4
scary brown people
cousin got caught by nonce hunters
always worry his video will get posted here
no I've never browsed reddit
if you didn't start on /b/ then you shouldn't be here
ur mam is a tourist attraction
more people have had a go on her than the london eye
:)
black people
quit smoking
acquire gf
quit binge drinking
thoughts on stewart lee?
he's a fan of the avant garde just like me
almos makes me want to be a nonce just for the opportunity to be caught by nonce hunters and kill them all, just because they're arrogant
not fond of nonces but not fond of arrogant bastards either
and that woman saying she'll kill him, lol
with what muscle mass?
i'd rape her easy with both arms tied behind my back
HATE weak things playing hard
Mohammed Saeed and Feed
post a screenshot dumb yank
or NIGGERS as i like to call them
god i love them lads
i love prefab sprout
kill myself
serious btw
yours is too but her fanny is like the cheddar gorge
You mean driving home you spastic
why don't nonce hunters just report them to the police
aye, found reddit in 2010 then found Jow Forums about 2013
did he get charged?
yanks happened
the stuff made in Ireland still tastes like it used to but is harder to find and only smaller bars.
you have to check the label, most of it is made by mondelez in Poland now.
sad but true
lolly badcock
I've paid my Jews, time after time. I've served my sentence, but committed no crime.
lolly gartner
getting a bit sick of the rampant racism on this site
thought 4channel was supposed to be a new clean start yet the janitorial team remain gimps locked in chastity cages
swing the hammer down. sick of rorkes
I can feel it
coming in the air tonight
Pretty much the same except replace the third one with find mates to do psychedelics with
he didn't even get mugged once, what is he complaining about
this but unironically
Nonce
praying for a upset
this but entirely unironically
ok
leave me alone
gf just faxed this to me lads
what was the context of this picture?
what's may going to do
Try not being ugly (inside and out)
alri homealone
Seconds before a nonce sting
nowt she can do
she's finished
i poop my pants
before the threesome
Ting Ting, Alan and Dave
listening to some derek baily lads
was there on the weekend its decent
apart from a couple of stations stinking of piss but thats like most of paris
good thing is aswell is you only need ur ticket to get into the underground not to get out so really easy to not pay
the chad piers
he looks so happy :')
tfw alan is mogged even by yhe girl in this pic lol. he look slike a fucking condom
stewart lee wore a les rallizes denudes t shirt at one of his gigs lads
alan was watching the england game, that lad there bought a round for everyone
alan described him as a proper british alpha mae
Peng