Why do Austrians speak German and not Austrian???

Why do Austrians speak German and not Austrian???

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Is Ukrainian really that different from Russian?

They speak an austrian dialect which is German but how it would sound if a 100 percent gay pedophile would say it

they do actually speak their own hill german as a matter of fact, and it is not so interchangeable as you might imagine

it is literally the exact same thing.
>b-but we say Jänner instead of Januar!!1!

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Why do French Canadian speak French and not quebecois?

>Why do Austrians speak German

They don't.

But they do.
They even have different dubbing for movies.

>TFW my cologner friend gets angry at me whenever I used Ösi words

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Yes.

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Truth is, germans are the ones speaking austrian

This, desu

> Osterreich (yeah yeah with an umlaut)
> eastern realm in German
> why don't they speak Austrian durr

>HURR DURR IT WAS JUST A REGION 1000 YEARS AGO
Reminds me of russians.

I'll never get this meme of a map. We're not part of the Balkan sprachbund and Slovene never had any relation to Albanian so it really doesn't make sense for it to be closest to Slovene as opposed to Bulgarian or Serbo-Croatian.

It's probably just some sort of lexical euclidean distance, relax. He's not saying your grandma shagged an Albanian.

It doesn't make sense that we're closer to a Brythonic language in Breton (a population descended from British people) than Scots Gaelic is to Welsh since it's moderately influenced by the Brythonic language in the first place.

I don't know what that is but it doesn't sound very accurate.

they speak Bavarian dialects, you dumb fucks

Some Austrians have such thic accents that I can barely understand what they're trying to say though

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I can't be the only one that wants to fuck her.

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I live in moscow and i can understand about 80%

Fickts eich

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g'day mate

Are Austrians Bavarian people?

yeah, Austrian dialects are eastern Bavarian dialects and Austrian culture is typically Alpine German

they originate from us, so basically yes

Because they speak Turkish.

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Concidering the history of the German language, modern day German is actually Austrian.

I see
Then, is it better that Bavaria should independence from Germany , and Austria should unite with Bavaria ?

They speak Bavarian, don't they?

>Are Austrians Bavarian people?

No, Bavaryans are people, Austrians aren't.

wat... (´゚д゚`; )

do they really shit in canyons?

>do they really shit in canyons?

They shit everywhere, including in canyons. Austrians are basically the Indians of the Alps.

Fucking oppressor. Bavarian is a standalone language. It's as different from German as Ukrainian from Russian. And you call it a dialect??? Imperialist scum!
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>No, Bavaryans are people
good one

Liar.

*sniff*

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Oui mais c’est pas une langue, c’est un dialect
Pas pareil
En tout cas d’apres Linguistes

He thinks that if he remotely understands the meaning of the conversation, then this is “80%”.

Bavarian isn't German. It has like 20m speakers by itself.

>It has like 20m speakers by itself.

Why is muttposting allowed.

I learned Austro-Bavarian over Standard German because Austria is so much better than Germany. It's like what Germany is supposed to be.