Culture Pals - /cp/

Lmao the funny thing is I could actually see Macchi doing just that

Fuck off, it was good

Rude

It's literally just spaghetti sauce with zucchini, you're not a chef *rolls eyes*

Fuck you
Fuck you

And fuck Niggers!

Not gonna lie, former pilot here. This is fucking hilarious watching airplanes crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let these things near our buildings.
t. Macchi

Nice

What lmao

I wish I was in the land of cotton

Anyone have the database dump from a while back?

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars....

pretty ugly Ukranian that one is

She's a beautiful human being, which can't be said about you.

But inside doesn't matter

Ukrainians are very intelligent women. They bring a lot of innovation and creativity to our current blank world.

WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE BE OVER

Tomorrow

Attached: 80C4785E-AF4B-4288-97A8-03794FC72DD6.jpg (220x184, 15K)

NO I STILL HAVE 5 MORE DAYS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

For what

YAAAAASSS QUEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!

You will see

Pls tell

how to turn away nice 16-17 year old girls without hurting their feelings? Why do they insist on scaring Americans like this?

Just tell them that you don't want to be v&.
Also how do I meet an Arab qt and what country would be more receptive to el Americano

Attached: ima_83ede03.jpg (510x680, 236K)

Block them

>Hi, just I was seeing your profile and you seem like a good guy and hope to make friends with you. Sorry if I am to overbearing :D Have a good time !
t. polish 16 year old

fuck man i don't think i have the heart to just block her, i think i'm going to go for the aloof and disinterested approach instead

So you guys actually post you face on culture pals?!

Attached: 1516311053351.jpg (800x600, 159K)

I don't understand the "clump of cells" argument. You could very well say we're literally all clumps of cells, if you want to be a reductionist faggot.

Oops I meant Interpals

I would block them
Yes

wtf i just had a real madeleine moment, your spaghetti looks exactly like this particular meal i had as a kid down at my cottage

>yes
But how?My autism has me spooked about posting my mug online,tiem to wear a balaclava on interpals

Attached: 1524852641743.png (916x1100, 55K)

i need russian fren

Attached: 452.jpg (657x527, 36K)

don't worry too much, i'm kind of an uggo and still get messages and views and stuff

If people from real life question you (if you like have friends), then you can just say "oh ha-ha y-yeah I wanted to practice my [language]"

Me being an uggo isn't a problem it me being paranoid for some reason
True brah

Attached: ima_6ec5915.jpg (1125x1081, 133K)

Lol yeah you're an uggo for sure, Macchi

hello fren

This guy is a bully

not macchi, different burger here

нello
haha see what i did there? :^)

Lebanese or Turkish girls

Can I ask why breh?Just wondering

Attached: carlapu.jpg (783x590, 82K)

Well Turks like talking to any white guy and Lebanese because they're generally the prettiest Arab girls plus you can get some Catholic or Orthodox Christian ones.

>el Americano
>Jow Forums
>white
Breh I'm a spic/huwite mutt breh,do the middle east qts like spics?

Attached: file_4.png (1280x720, 1.2M)

You're American and have an American passport so they wont care if you're a spic

Lol

testing

*sniffs*
Yup, it sure smells like virgin here

N

That thing is three years old and public now it's worthless

Morning gamers

I said MORNING GAMERS

NAGGER

Steady on

How does one inform their qt that they desire to hear their braps?
Asking for a friend, of course

Had a girl queef in my face once while giving her oral. Definitely wasn't the greatest experience having all her pussy juice spray into my face...

feels good to be a mutt but only of European descent

Its pretty good,at least im not some ugly indio

Attached: 07096877E96443F59AC0151F52560BF9.jpg (690x478, 106K)

>muh heritage
cringe

>feels good to be a mutt but only of European descent
Imagine not being born in your ethnic homeland. Oh wait you don't have an ethnic homeland cause you're a mutt HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>once chance at life
>is born a Paki
Lmao just kys bud

@98700852
>Imagine not being born in your ethnic homeland. Oh wait you don't have an ethnic homeland cause you're a mutt HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cringe

Some serious cope here lads

>have a long conversation.
>she views my profile again.
>she stops responding.

Oh well.

i can’t believe people are LARPing as me. Lmao

Why arent there definitive guides or books for learning languages? People have been learning french for 600+ years, why the hell do they keep making new books ever year?

They way the language is spoken and the way people learn change overtime. New vocabulary and ways of speaking.

It's all about money
Give eesti gf

redpill us on Belarusian qts

Attached: 55AD5299-FDFD-434D-9813-58B50585E1BE.jpg (750x607, 101K)

Imagine being Br*tish.
I'd rather be a slave in a country of niggers than a king in one of br*ts

>Greetings from KENYA
What do I tell him?

Dude do you know how many American qts Simon Peg has fucked?

>American
>qt
Just because the country of niggers is better than the country of br*ts doesn't mean it's good

I’m pretty sure we have more niggers than the UK does

I think his point was despite having more niggers (he believes) you're still better

Why the fuck do girls have it so easy?

youtu.be/CpAED7Bth28

>nose
Her dad probably made all her money and now she is larping for more money from beta losers

He family still lives in Russia I think

Why do you know these things?

..

I'm going to say the R word

Youre a bit gay sometimes, Macchi

R*ndy?

>tfw qt has ignored me for a week because of "family issues"

who’s machi?

Her BVLL break it off with her?

hello resident burger chef

tfw no russian jew gf