/brit/

NEED an intelligent gf

so fucking tired of brainlet girls

I slap my el, slap my bow
Slap my el, slap my bow
Slap my el, slap my bow
Slap my elbow

you arrive in telford

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wypipo was be living in caves and shit until us neegus invented bathing

life is suffering

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and so am i
battered them all
your welcome brit

k i n o

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75% of posts labelled tismomick and mboko aren't even them
and I'm not clear which posting style tismomick has other than posting twitter screencaps

fuck off you couldn't batter me frogfag

no such thing as a truly intelligent female
they can have book smarts sure but they will never be able to truly think for themselves

Chestlets are trash.

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so they've to vote on the deal again it'll go through? parliament isn't going to vote for may and then vote her deal down again

I see a little silhouette of a man lads

labour will still vote it down

>ugh dude look at me I'm so straight and manly! look I posted another webm/picture of big tits again! haha dude what? you don't like massively oversized and impractical tits!? well you must be gay then dude! ugh!!!

i dont have tits

jewish reptiles did this

I'm just a poor boy nobody likes me

not enough of them

could
have

I want to have sex with beautiful Emma.

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dabbing nigger pepe

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bent? paedo? hard to tell but you can get out immediately

Where does it come from?

That makes me sad

lmao thought it'd be a bit more fancy

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youtube.com/watch?v=YCNs5hOoMD0

very late contender for meme of 2018

Anime can't be kin-

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jan man said he'd like to see you in his office in five minutes

doing a fandango rn

Business idea
Writing a book about someone reading from Mein Kampf word for word in one session.

tismomick is me and one other lad maybe two
I don't post images though I just call people niggers

>peng

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Thanos yourself my man

Neo-Glesga

*puts on Green Day*
AAARRRRGGGHHH FUCK YOU MOOOOOOMMMM

Amazing how comedy movies are nonexistent now. That's what PC culture gets you.

the study guide for my final exam tomorrow
pastebin.com/BQjUzrmr
i'm fucked

Do you all have a lot of Taco Bells in Britain?

*gets butterflies in my tummy*

watched one of pewdiepies meme reviews but didn't recognise a single meme

if the deal gets voted down again the only recourse would be people vote on the deal. the result would be massively in favour of the deal and any mP voting it down after that is putting their job at risk. so it will always go through. just a matter how much time we want to waste

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cringe

Any good TV shows on BBC iPlayer etc worth watching?

I will bring it back

girls boobs and bums

I'm straight, but I don't need to post pictures of women/tits every other minute just to prove it

Why do people alwas criticise Muslims when they were the ones who saved science from the European dark ages and did most of the major scientific contributions in human history? Literally, where we would even be without the great Muslim intellectuals of yesteryear?

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SNAP

graham norton

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Panorama

based pakistan

love trannies' puffy hormone tits

because they're criticising modern muslims you stupid twat
also the dark ages is a meme
also someone else could've just invented/discovered the inventions done by muslims in the past

i love the HSPGF's puffy hormone tits

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Italian and Greek BULLS btfod Muslim subhumans at battle of lepanto

know all of this

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who's that

You lads ever notice when football managers do interviews they flip the bird by pretending to scratch themselves when talking about something that irks them.
Only first noticed when Brenny started doing it a ridiculous amount during one interview but I'm fairly sure a lot of them are in on it.
Can't be Freudian, it's just so orchestrated, it's always just as they are talking about the contentious issue.

reckon mboko, just like tismomick, is just in the mind of the reader

they didn't and anyway history and technological advancement aren't linear so they can't be expressed on a graph like that

i was going to get a pork roll before toil but now i will just have a meatball sandwich

the one and only contribution of note we owe mooslims is distillation, and they got it from the greeks
arabs are, after niggers, the most useless of people

lol he looks like one of those JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP edits

high school proto gf

>200 TO 117

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Ah, I see. So instead of asking a question about Britain in /brit/, I should instead continue with my Emmaposting and bollock busting posts.

leadership haircut

It was meant to be HER turn

is she alright

snap
also no why would we have taco bells here we don't really do mexican food

anyone have the version of this where she's eating a fish

where do you lads torrent movies and music

Timeline of the future

2010s
>29 March 2019: At 23:00 (UTC) the United Kingdom will cease to be a member of the European Union
>Commemorations for the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing

2020s:
>The World Trade Center (2001-present) will be complete.
>2023: London's new "super sewer" will be finished.
>2024: SpaceX plans to launch a human mission to Mars

2030s:
>"50/50" chance of curing aging
>The United Kingdom could have the largest population in Europe by 2050 and be the third biggest recipient of migrants in the world, UN projections suggest.

2040s:
>2042: Global population reaches nine billion. Non-Hispanic whites become a minority in the United States.
>2048: Israel will commemorate the 100th anniversary of its independence.

2050s:
>Nearly half of the Amazon rainforest has been deforested.

2090s:
>The 600th anniversary of Discovery of America by Christopher Columbus.

2100s:
>2160 – Some scientists believe there are babies born in the 1990s who may still be alive in 2160.

15,000 years from now:
>Earth's pole will shift, causing the Sahara desert to become a rainforest

100,000
>Earth will likely have undergone a supervolcanic eruption

500,000
>Earth will likely have been hit by an asteroid of roughly 1 km in diameter

2,000,000
>Estimated time for the recovery of coral reef ecosystems from human-caused ocean acidification

50,000,000:
>Canadian Rockies have eroded

100,000,000:
>Earth will likely have been hit by an asteroid comparable in size to the one that triggered the K–Pg extinction 66 million years ago

250,000,000:
>All the continents on Earth may fuse into a supercontinent.

500,000,000:
>Estimated time until a gamma-ray burst, or massive, hyperenergetic supernova, occurs within 6,500 light-years of Earth; close enough for its rays to affect Earth's ozone layer and potentially trigger a mass extinction

600,000,000
>Photosynthesis is no longer possible. All life above ocean surface will die

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I’ve succumbed to the yellow fever. I don’t know what it is. I know most asian women are probably ugly but the preconceived image is enticing. They seem more feminine than western women who are becoming ever more masculine.

Gonna get a leadership haircut lads, anyone know what to ask the barber for?

yes we do have taco bells, you fucking moron. why post on a topic you have no idea about?

Hope you’re all having a good one lads

Having a sit and watching the new RLM video myself

...

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early frasier jane leeves was peak woman

1 or 2 on the sides, not super long on the top but long enough to style a little bit / low maintenance

retard
we have a few, but we already have a fair amount of established mexican places, and they're a damn sight better than taco bell
like barburrito where they make these really nice burritos, and there's a few other burrito places like that
then there's also a few mexican restaurants

1,000,000,00
>capeshit fans are still excited for the next marvel film

Hitler youth

ive lived in london my whole life and never seen one or heard of anyone go to one
if it's not in london it doesn't exist that's where all the big yank chains are

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stop posting pictures of yourself you fucking retard