You are being exiled from your native country forever but on the plus side every other country on Earth has promised to grant you citizenship, no questions asked. Where do you go?
Me: Australia
You are being exiled from your native country forever but on the plus side every other country on Earth has promised to...
Dominic Taylor
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Jose Anderson
A cold country, idc where
Aaron Brooks
NZ.
Levi Perez
Norway
John Lewis
traps are not gay btw
Charles Martin
Canada
Andrew Mitchell
south nz to minimize normies in my vicinity
Jonathan Long
Switzerland
Carter Cruz
Germany, Switzerland or Austria.
Really, anything is better than Brazil
Ryder Peterson
Norway
Norwegian women love portuguese bulls
David Hill
we don't take kindly to tourists
Aiden Kelly
greenland
Luke Cooper
switzerland
stay out shitskins
Nicholas Gonzalez
The UK or US desu
Blake Wilson
Based and Invercargill-pilled
Bentley Hill
America
Pros:
Unlimited armalites
Lots of fellow paddies
Hates britbongs
Happy hour (banned in ireland)
Amerimutt whores love a cultured man
Cons
?
Owen King
>happy because I'm about to get married and move to Japan
>realize that in a few years I'll be able to apply to the japanese citizenship and based nips will force me to renounce to my argentine citizenship
>find out that my citizenship is a curse and I can't renounce to this worthless shit
Life isn't fair.
Jonathan Butler
Cons: When they ask what part of England you're from.
Jaxon Barnes
these
don't care virgin
Easton Allen
Liechtenstein
Matthew Phillips
I've too heavy of a cork accent for them to even understand they'd prolly think im from fucking eastern europe
Jordan Davis
China
Alexander Murphy
>I've too heavy of a cork accent
vocaroo pls
in terms of irish accents, i only really know what dublin and belfast sound like
Ryder Garcia
Rhodesia
Justin Roberts
Either the south of USA or Spain
Oliver Clark
>*gets sent to Zimbabwe and dies*
well done
William Sanchez
japan ofc
Jaxon Perez
Norway
Brandon Perez
Iceland- a fairly large country with minimal population.
Or alternatively, Greenland.
Charles Butler
Spain. Particularly Andalusia.
Luke James
finland
literally nothing changes except a few brownskins but I didn't mind them in the first place
Luke Morgan
would sneak back in
visited a total of 7 other countries (britain, mexico, canada, france, germany, bermuda, bahamas) and all of them felt like a step down from home
Jackson Stewart
Probably Belgium or Denmark.
Zachary Myers
Im too tired to get my mic set up sorry, but heres a video that is basically what i sound like, a good bit deeper tho
Cooper Brown
Russia, then I can be abused and raped by a cute Russian girl
Angel Morales
Hot
Gavin Cox
finland
they are our cousin so they won't be racist against me
even if they will, it won't affect me substantially since they are all autistic
Levi Cruz
my door is always open for you brother
Charles Russell
Germany since its basically just like home
Mason Hughes
Fuck off to /vg/ with your trap you fucking faggot
Nathan Turner
México, so I can sneak back into California where I belong
Gavin Bennett
Japan, I'm a moderate weebu desu
Angel Morris
yeah definitely canada
it's like us but colder, nicer, and more asian gfs
Charles Nelson
Estonia, Finland, Switzerland or UK
Ryan Brown
hit kommer du fan inte, håkan
Logan Butler
New Zealand, Canada or Ireland
Cooper Wood
America or Switzerland because gunz
Easton Ward
America of course.