/cum/

and some people like cuckoldry, that doesnt make it good

DS3 wasnt terrible

>i kike it
I'm sure you do

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I wish i weren't such a loser. Drinking, partying and having sex with cute girls is what Heaven actually is. Only a low test virgin nerd disagrees with that.

How is this head-canon? This is basic Judaism and Christianity

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baal_Berith

anyways i just cane back to make the thread, back to sleep

Partying is fun
If you ever come to LA you can go out with me

Go back to your vodka bottle Ivan

>LA

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You're changing the subject, Ashley.
I don't even know why you're attempting to disprove the existence of God to me, I'm already an atheist. I still think your initial argument was stupid and unconvincing.

bost benis and get it over with

are we benis bosting now? :DDD

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you mean "tits or gtfo"?

youtube.com/watch?v=SYnVYJDxu2Q
RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

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>tfw couldnt take penis inspection exam because the nurse took me into a side room to molest me

hope this doesnt affect my GPA, buds

demons souls was good and 3 was alright

youtube.com/watch?v=VWoIpDVkOH0

I GOT HOOEEEESSSSSSSSSS CALLIINNNNNNNNNNN

mommy

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>tfw failed on penis inspection day

:(

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Doctor unironically examined my dick when I was young, I don't ever remember her using gloves either, she called it a puberty check

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My femoid doctor examines my dick and balls every year for my physical.

ur mom does the same for me

i didnt have to go through penis inspection day cuz i said i was trans

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Really? Because your mom said I could stick my thumb in her asshole for Christmas.

probably because its bigger than what youre packing

She asked me to save my dick for the second round of tensile strength testing.

This wasn't a physical though I didn't have to get those til high school when I started sports

tbqh

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because she wants you to last more than 10 seconds?

Muh chink mobile game is doing maintenance but I don't want to sleep

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ur mom jaja

>playing gachashit

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>not playing with botes

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if I crossdress for a girl, is it gay?

plz respond

Yes! Now be my bf

crossdressing is gay, so yes

In America Marines jump from the sky

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join your destroyer fleet instead

ok but I don't want to be gay, and this girl is pretty cute

yeah but there's only females involved.

>400+ games on steam
>would rather play mobile or f2p games

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>tfw you think religion is dumb but still hold many reactionary views

How does one reconcile these differences?

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j-jokes on you, I only have 225

Just do it if she's hot enough.

most girls aren't into that type of thing though, but the ones who are tend to be fun

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were you raised in a farm?

I hope you've at least only purchased them on sale.

>same boat but I actually play the fucking games that I buy

Ive bought at least 4 games since november and only played 2 of them(soon to be 1)

buy a pair of boots instead and go outside and play in the dirt

ehh probably will, she is cute

also

>mfw only 50 games on steam

fucking hell you guys

I only use steam to play valve free2play games and refuse to give them a cent

Sometimes I buy them on sale but sales are shit these days so I normally don't bother, I always get caught up in the hype though too many games look good but are actually shit with good marketing or are bullshit "it's fun if you play with friends" gimmicks/youtube bait meanwhile I can download WoWs, SCP, AL, SAOMD or OpenTTD and have fun no friends required same shit on console, bought RDR2 had fun with the story but I don't think it was worth the price for the single player alone and online is total garbage unless you have someone to play with you

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Europa Universalis 4 on sale right now for $10

Kind of tempting

>SCP
'tism

Bought it forever ago I don't really see the appeal of EU4, I prefer HoI, CK2 or Stellaris they all feel like they have better progression

Secret lab with /v/ is fun although normally you have to wait til friday when someone makes a thread or play on a public server

I nearly got HOI4 during the last sale. Probably just wait for that, since I love the setting.

I still dont know what SCP is

It's pretty fun especially with mods, I wish they'd make an updated Victoria though since I prefer WWI

>youtube.com/watch?v=XKeI1xbJNtw
>scp-wiki.net/
shared fiction project basically, because it's online and public some of it is very good and some of it is absolute trash, someone made a game called Secret Laboratory though which is pretty fun

just downloaded a porno video

I haven't played any of the paradox games. watched a buddy play HoI on steam, was hard to follow cause I had no idea what he was doing.

looks fun though, type of game I'd sink way too many hours into once I figured it out

what kind of porno?

I've played pretty much all of their modern games, CK2 is probably the easiest one to get in to, there's a lot going on but also a lot of it can be put off or ignored, HoI is slightly harder to get into but is arguably easier once you learn the interface, Stellaris is somewhere in between the interface is actually not garbage for once but you have to learn to micromanage if you don't want to get raped by space mongols and awaken some eldritch horror, also every xpac with it manages to break something.

Also if you get into any of them and don't want to sink money into the DLC look into CreamAPI, I think at this point I've bought all but the latest CK2 DLC but if I hadn't of bought the game at release and slowly accumulated them as they were released I probably wouldn't have supported paradox's jewery

it's so cold outside HOLY FUCK
I mean it's not even 'winter' yet it's so early.

3 girls(readheads), 1 guy

Disgusting, I think I've only downloaded one porn in the last few years

pussy
below freezing weather is the only good time of the year

starting to think heterosexuals are the most discriminated against group after gamers desu

It's 60 (17) degrees here now, not winterish at all

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

normally I wouldnt download but my favorite video is apparently lost from every porn site I know of and Im not taking any chances

Mate it's literally -18F for your american ass to understand since you don't know what celsius is.

It's not the definition of ''good time''.

I don't care enough about 3d porn to download anything only thing I've bothered with is a siterip of fellatio japan and I didn't even go out of my way to get it

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>JAV

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Yeah paradox is incredibly jewy with their DLC's. Now that I think about it I do have Cities: Skylines and they want like $15 for DLC's that do literally nothing. It's crazy

I'll remember creamAPI though, thanks~

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Have to make a card

It's not JAV though it's uncensored and American made as far as I know

Playing WoWs and have friends on netflix in the background pretty comfy

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world of warcraft?

World of Warships, not touching warcraft til classic comes out

HoI3 is great but that interface...

Is there a game like Hearts of Iron but set in the Cold War?

>he's actually going to fall for classic retail

Blizzdrones will never learn.

goddamn russian commies and their free to play games. World of warships seemed a bit too arcadey personally

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Not that I know of, and getting past the interface is pretty much a part of playing paradox games it always looks complicated at the beginning then ends up being easy once you realize where everything is

There's literally nothing to fall for, if they put out classic then they've done their job and from the panel they did at blizzcon this year it seems fine

It will never be the same, but I'll probably pick it up if it's cheap just to relieve old memories.

the way blizzard is going now makes me feel like it's over for them in a few years. they'll just be a shitty ass mobile game creator.

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That's what makes it good though really prefer it to WoT and plus I can play botes from my other autism games

They're done in the west but Tencent is giving them better access in China where they'll be making a fuck ton because China mostly plays mobile games and spends far more than the west on them

Yeah that's the problem. EA does the same thing, they make billions off their stupid soccer game and it's microtransactions, plus mobile micro and then kill off smaller studios that made quality stuff.

>free russian games
Pay a few bucks and play real russian games.

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shadbase.com/hit-or-miss-page-3/
okay now this is epic

very cool, shadman!

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Be prepared to get jewed.