>girl in class takes my phone as a joke
>I don't mind
>she sees all my girly penis and tummy pics
Holy fuck guys, it's over for me. I will have to do the unthinkable and end her. I know she goes home on foot so I'll just follow her and choke her orr something. I have gloves so I probably won't leave evidence.
Girls feel safe around fags so it should be easy to murder her.
>woman at work takes my phone
>literally not a single picture on it besides the engine of my car
>no internet history besides the nearby liquor stores opening hours which I checked before that
>she gives phone back, seriously disappointed
Just tell her you're bisexual.
Now she thinks you’re hiding something
Good.
>a female friend took my phone which has photos of me and my ex doing nasty stuff
>an album of a 10yr old girl (my ex's little sister, I adore her)
her face when she return the phone in silence
I was at a party once and someone took my phone and said “hey Siri show me my browsing history” and I have never moved as fast in my life to get my phone back out of his hands and everyone was laughing at me.
There’s no porn or anything in my phone, I keep it very clean because obviously it’s something I mostly use in public, however I do make a lot of suicidal google searches when I’m out being all depressed at night time. Not something I want brought up at a party.
Siri wasn’t even going to show my browsing history without me unlocking it anyway and I made an idiot of myself.
interesting...
Get a comfy and warm nightlight buddy.