GF or $5000?

The money of course

Money unless she has a dick

great post that

Obviously she has

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I already have 1 gf, and I don't need 2 so give me the money

Leave the internet, please

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I would give up any money in the world for a another true love in my life.

$5000

If the gf is:
>less than 14 years old
>beautiful
>smart
>virgin
Then I'll take the gf. Otherwise, I'll take the money, thanks.

>>less than 14 years old
Based

>less than 14 years old
>smart
finlan please

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>pictures of self in art gallery
is this the new "deep quote" caption

Imagine not taking 5k

Money

at least he didn't ask for
>good looking
>submissive
that'd be too fucking much

only virgin white men who never suffered need would do that

I'm a virgin but also poor so I take the money

nonces should be guillotined

>>good looking
>>submissive
I did specify beautiful, and I don't need to specify submissiveness, it's one of the reasons why I want them young.

Wno needs useless alcoholic slut? Give me descent gf, you twat

ah ok then you ask too much
and you're probably a single child with no sisters

With 5k I can fuck around 33 good prostitutes.
Now think about the quantity of money I'll spend with a gf... Taking her outside, dinners, cinemas, etc., only for a pussy...

No, I prefer my hookers. Pic related, charge 150.

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I ain't a virgin. I don't even try with women and I still get numbers

>piercings

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$5000

hence you and me would take the money
it's what we need

yeah, same

She's a hooker. What, did you wanted a pure virgins prostitute?

I wouldn't take a woman as gf if she just threw herself at me or if she was given to me by someone else. I have my pride, and it wouldn't let me have her if I had done nothing to deserve a gf.

I wouldn't take the money either for the same reason. I already feel immense guilt every day for living on state welfare and leeching on my parents so getting money just out of thin air wouldn't exactly help. Money is worth nothing if you haven't earned it.

So for me it's neither. Just let me wallow in my endless loneliness and shame, thank you very much.

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gf ofc

I can earn $5,000 by myself.

Give me 5k and I'll sell you a gf

5k

This, but I am alright with under 18 with the added requisite of a nice butt.

I dunno 5k isn't much money at all. That's a 3.5 months wage. But on the other hand a gf isn't likely to be worth 3.5 months wage. Depends on hiw rich the GF is I'd say.

I do.

I have become so awkward and jaded that I would turn down a girl genuinely infatuated with me so I will just take the money even though I have nothing to spend it on

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gf then I force her to become a prostitute so I can get all the money she earns

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Depends on the gf.

GF because she's the most important person in my life and I already have around 11k. It's a coincidence yesterday I gave my girlfriend 5k to bring with her to Japan.

Gf will cuck me eventually so 5k

Are you in Argentinian forbes list?

>Chase a check
>Never chase a bitch

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What's that?

>someone who will inevitably leave me
Or
>$5000 for free
Gonna have to go with the latter.

How do I acquire gf?

What the fuck?
Only $5000? You realize how little that is?

Average wage per year in Russia.

h-haha yeah
who could possibly be such a third worlder that 5 months of salary would seem like a big sum
dumb poorfags lmao

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You've got to be kidding me... No way the average yearly wage in Russia is 5K

It is, when you exclude the Moscow. And this is median even with Moscow.

It is even less. 4000$ per year for most people

5k petrodollars on the spot

Is it wine-Tyan thread?

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>5 months
the fuck
I get that in a month after taxes

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So you're telling me the French Smic (Minimum wage) per month is almost 1/5 of your average yearly wage? What the hell. In France the minimum yearly wage is almost 13K and the average, Paris included is 25K

wageslave life

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I'll take the GF

1/10

Yes, you firstworldles don't know what suffering is

5000$

Girls leave anyways. Financial stability is forever.

Daily reminder that gfs are overrated
If you want company get a pet or call your mom
If you want sex just pray for a bit and it will pass
Don't misbehave ok

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fpbp fuck these instagram fake eye lashes neck collar thots

How is Russia not first world country? You guys are more developed than most of countries out there

I'm gay, so I'll take the $5000 and spend it on cock.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We are hardly 2nd world. Probably closer to the 3rd (central africa with snow)

>Women at whatever age
>Smart

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gf
but a particular one if possible

5k obviously

i dont want either of these things

5000$
I get gfs for free

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based and trappilled

Either have a loyal, loving gf or get barely enough money to cover one month of living?
Hmmm.
Gimme the gf.
If it waws 5 million, i would have considered the money.

>5k
nigga that's like a month's pay
gf ofc

gf already spend 4000€ on escort this year and it doesn't filled the void of affection and long contact.

I have around 25 000€ on my bank account but still a kissless virgin, and I'm young

i'll be your gf

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If you're cute, loyal and virtuous.
And you also want numerous children.
We can get together, i have more money.

You are mountain nigger. J'aime le francais

Pauvre inconsciente, crois tu vraiment que maîtriser la langue de Molière est trop complexe pour moi?

With $5000 I could open a little business as an income and finally have some certainty in my life.

How fast can I get a gf in Russia with $300k and 2 russian language classes?

D'accord, tu as gagne

*Tu as gagné.
I'm not a teacher anyways so if you want to learn the language just go to interpals and find yourself a nice cuck.
I can't consider someone who believes swiss are "mountain niggers".
We're mountain jews, god damnit.