Tfw no nordic gf

>tfw no nordic gf

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b-but italian nationalists told me Italy is a nordic country? Why don't you just go outside and get one?

No thanks it has stronger bone structure than me.... (I am a boi)

this, wh*Toids are neanderthal cavemen

t. untermensch
lmao at your cuck genes

OP girl has stronger bone structure than you? for real?
LMAO

rare

rare
saved

She's cute. 10/10 wouldn't taint.

>n*rdoid
Yuck.

i thought the genes that are going extinct would be the "cuck genes"

cool flag

She has a kind face. This is more attractive to me than anything else

10/10 would wife
those boobs are underrated too

unbased and cringepilled, I thought you liked brown goddesses

I do but I have to confess something here, I feel a bit inferior to her.

Tfw no Mediterranean gf

I have a sweater like that ! An Icelandic girl who was here on Erasmus gave me one as Christmas gift.
They are pretty comfy for the winter, especially since Northern Portuguese winters are very rainy, that shit keeps you warm.
Mine is grey though, and it was made by a family member of hers.

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that's nice

>tfw no Moroccan gf

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Yeah they're pretty comfy.

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Doubting this story.

that's a jew

did you smell her panties while she was at your place?

It's just a sweater..

No, she was a friend not a GF

Post a picture of your sweater then. Let me guess, your camera is broken etc

>Camera is broken

lmao do you Norwegians don't have phones

I'm at a work break user, sweater is at home.

But why would she be carrying a home-made lusekofta made for a male with her while traveling?

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kek, I knew it. Magically there is always an excuse at hand.

stop posting my gf

Why is it so hard to believe, some girl just gave him a sweater

Only Nordic people would know why the story makes no sense.

i want to fuck your gf user

She went home for Christmas? She also brought presents for other people in the Erasmus reception group, I wasn't the only one lol.

Because I'm at work? It's 3 in the afternoon here. I can post it when I get home I guess. I don't understand the problem, it's a sweater, what's so special about it?

I believe you I guess

>I can post it when I get home I guess

Yeah, I'm sure you will.

>I have a sweater like that
no, you don't. The one in OP and the one you posted are nothing alike.

You have a woolen sweater, okay. But not a traditional hand knitted design faroese sheep wool sweater.

A sweater LIKE THAT, not the SAME TYPE of sweater.

This.

He unironically suggest we are going exctinct based on Jow Forums memes nad aRtIcLeS on the internet. Come now, Anglo. You hail from our Germanic ancestors, why do you insist on brother fights?

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It's nothing special honestly, she gave two that were made by a family member, one to me and an Italian girl.


It's fine if you don't believe it, I'm just sharing a story about a sweater.

We are just gonna have to wait and see when you post the sweater like you said if your story checks out aren't we?

show me

Was it autism or jealousy? Perhaps both?

nordic men...

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nordic ethnonationalists being jealous that one of their girls offered a southerner a sweater. ignore them.

you are a literal sissyboy then, pls turn to trap

lmao muh sekret klub sweater

For me, it was both.

huge betas, the average nordic "male" is a 1.78 tall manlet that is scared by pajeets lol

THIS is what snownegresses look for, a charming dark exotic man from the warm seas south, taking them to an enchanted voyage among the fantasies of andalusian guitar notes

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Average male height here is 1.81m and that's including all the immigrants but ok

lmao look at his nigger lips.

lips that have kissed hundreds of german women

Nords are germanic

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op girl is very pretty, but you people are neanderthal freaks
why cant you look normal like norwegians

You do realize that girls love a pair of juicy lips right? Have you ever had sex lmao? Talked to a non-related female in person? (no)

>el famoso nordic gf

why do you make up that story ?

so, do you have the pics now?

nah

is it really impossible that a nordic girl was being nice to a southron?

Nope but her giving him a handmade lusekofta for males is probably bs, maybe not. We'll see if he has the pics lol

Inuit

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>an Italian makes fun of male heights

I rather fuck the THICC one behind her, she looks kinky

Ugly blond. She looks like she supports migrants

Hans, you have still 3 loads to deliver on ETS 2

>lmao do you Norwegians don't have phones

3rd world mentality. Here in the 1st world, using your phone as your photo or video camera is a sign of being cheap or poor. Basically ghetto people.

dafuq? Are you fantasizing about being the guy in the picture or something?

Lol efeminine asian males

i literally tower above non nordoids lmfao

Post your sister pls

>tfw no spiritual nordic bf

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same, surprised to see a medoid bring up height honestly
less autism, charm, wits? I can understand those arguments

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*enchants your gf*

nothin personell

looks like my colleague desu

I want a gf from your country

trust me they arent worth it

our women have to be the most overrated creatures to wander this earth

Are Faroe people inbred?

sorry girls here don't like 1.78 "tall" autistic blonde(read gay) men with no confidence that are scared of indians

You Scandinavians are literally pussies, never met in my entire life someone from there that would look eye to eyd with me without backing down
Also all you niggers are short as fuck

I'm 14 centimeters taller than that

lanklets are even worse

either you are like arnold schwarznegger or it's better to be under 1.85

based dinaric tall strongman. I myself am of croatian (istrian) descent, I could dab on these so called "mighty" vikangz all day all night

Well, I am hell-bent on getting an Italian gf. When I finish my studies I'll be heading over to your country again :^)

What flag is this? (I'm on my phone)

I'm sure you have met many in the shithole that is FYROM.

Indians are scary though

>all these seething brown meds

LOVE IT.
are you refugees or identitatians btw?

Why bla?

Berlin?

identitarian, based & redpilled

pedo island

Guarma

Autism maybe, jealously of what? It never happened as you can see from the lack of pictures.

It was a ridiculous story from the beginning, I don't even doubt he got a sweater from the girl, I doubt it was made from one of her family members. Typically that kind of sweater is made tailored made for a specific person, not some random size fits all you give away to random people. That's why I doubted the story.

Once again the dirty Southron has been caught up in his own web of lies.

>inb4 Portuguese flag posts a picture of a mass produced sweater

>hey look im a nordic autist and im going to revive a dead thread to bash on the portuguese guy

seething mutt butthurt that I was right

>tfw swarthy m*doid
>tfw Nordic gf

It's a conflicting feel

will i get bullied in nordic countries?

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>the had a germanic gf but she cheated on me and stabbed me in the back

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No, of course not.

Pics? Is she cute :3