/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

Proper hygiene edition

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omelette

au

Fromage

this is a weird edition.

Whatever the case, Good morning yall

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The border. Just getting more and more ridiculous.

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nothing like a good cup of coffee

Should I bother with that extra flags add-on I saw posted a while back?

>Emmanuel Macron faces no confidence vote in France
Any bets on the turnout, french-anons?
yes.

c o v f e f e

yes

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had a strange dream, it ended very oddly and i only remember this specific part
>walk into some hoarded hallway filled with trash
>find a bathroom and open the door
>it's mostly clear of garbage but filthy
>there's a rib cage in the sink in a plastic sack with bits of flesh on it
>look above the flesh
>is snek
>is cobra snek
>the cobra literally just slithers off to the right and disappears
>look into where he was hiding
>it's the light fixture but the back is knocked out
>there's a small space back there
>like a 2x2 little dome
>there's a bunch of grime piled up inside halfway up
>there's something in there too
>on the wall
>it's stuck
>it's a small 3-4" plastic superhero action figure with it's cape suck and he's just hanging out
>slowly his cape peels and it starts to drop a bit
>falls down into the muck and grime
>hear satisfying *plop*
>wake up

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Would one of you be so kind as to link it?

go to the extraflags thread, they have a copypasta in their edition they have all the info in

AAHHHHHHHHHHH

>hear satisfying *plop*
Glad it had a happy ending.

Oh! I'd totally forgotten about that thread. Thanks

I had a weird dream too. was in a dilapidated house.

no problem
mine usually take place around the same house, dont know if this place was inside it

>mine usually take place around the same house
weird. I wonder what it means.

In last night's dreams I was able to fly, I started from the top of a peak above a lake I know and flew towards the sea
It was pretty chill then I decided to fly back to the lake but as I was flying above one of the lake's beach I noticed from below what seemed to be very familiar blond hair and the moment I was flying past I recognized my ex and her family
I think our eyes locked and then I was awake

There wasn't any kind of nostalgy like there can be after dreaming of an ex, just a big wtf and I went back to sleep

oh cool, I think I've got it set up now

>In last night's dreams I was able to fly,
those are the dopest dreams of all. or any dream where reality is btfo.
welcome.

>another Georgian
There's a lot of you guys around these parts

>another jawjan
christ another one

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Thanks!
Oh, well that's cool. I'll have to keep an eye out, now that I can see the extra flags
Pls no bulli T_T

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Watch out for Macon and Cobb. They'll mess with you.

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False

you're welcome.
its true. Mac messes with us all.

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>Cobb
c-close

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>another georgian
NO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Whereabouts in the state are you from?

It's okay, this one seems nice.

Cobb won't post on 4channel
all of our jawjans apparently live within drivings

Lame. That explains why I haven't seen him in a while.

head&shoulders&dicke&balls

driving distance*
fug

If "driving distance" to you is less than 5 hours, sure.

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Wait is that a dick shadow? I didn't even notice until after I posted, goodness
pic related
Cobb County is pretty close to where I am. I'm in the upper left area of the state
>Cobb won't post on 4channel
That seems rather silly
>all of our jawjans apparently live within drivings
spooky desu

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i guess you're better than cobb

Thats what I figured you meant.
you in Trenton?

The new Georgian is a wholesome poster.
I shall call him George.

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I'm angry. I bought figs 2 days ago and hey already have mold on them. wtf is that shit? 2 days old! pisses me off.
its a good sign. I'm happy with this.

Thank you
No. I am below Cobb, but I don't really want to get super specific, if you don't mind
That's really nice of you to say

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nice dream but nothing will ever top that one time i saw you as a giant ant living inside the tower of babylon with your giant ant wife asking if you had an extra hand you can give so we could fix up steve

never cared for figs

im not sure if i should be angry cause there is yet another an*me poster in our midst or if there is yet another j*wja poster in our midst

no problem.
what southern fruits do you eat?

still waiting for good idea submissions

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>southern
figs are med

peaches, muscadine products(would eat the grapes but they're hard to find), pecans if you want to count those
i'm sure there are more but i can't be fucked to think of them

i already gave you a suggestion and you never said anything back

didnt really liked it that much tbqh

didn't ask

suck my cock

>completely conventional rock song sung with Southern accent
>according to the radio this makes it country
I smell Yankee hijinks

baysed

I should let you know that we try to keep /dixie/ an anime free zone. Seems to help keep undesirables from /cum/ or wherever else out.

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>figs are med
come on, I'm just talking about fruit that grows in the south. I'm just making polite conversation. I don't think peaches are native to North America any more than figs but you see them around often.

>mfw nearly all my reaction images are anime
Time to branch out a bit, I guess. Thanks for letting me know.

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figs are med and your posts are garbage

no i mean they're traditionally associated with the Mediterranean
pears can be ok but i don't eat them that often because they're mealy
you can grow granny smith apples here so i guess they count
love cherries
love blueberries, raspberries, blackberries etc
strawberries

pretty much any fruit you can think of. i'm not used to figs so i don't eat them but i'd be willing to give fig products a shot

you have a garbage attitude.

persimmons are native but nobody likes them

There's a Finn that posts here who could probably link you a bunch of meme folders for download. I got a bunch of blin kots from him.

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Never eaten a persimmon.
Bananas and pineapple are king
Simple as

>no i mean they're traditionally associated with the Mediterranean
I don't doubt it. Just when I was growing up they where almost literally in every yard, as much as magnolia trees. So when I think about them, I just think about MS summers instead of anything else. I like all those other ones too.
My parents like them a lot.. Trying to think how they taste. almost like pumpkin if it were sweeter with a plums texture. really weird
what fruit grows where you are? any at all or is it imported?

both me and cobb were born in cobb

i hear they harvest a fruit called go fuck yourself alot in the deep south

a lot is two words

cobb and i
dumb manlet

jawja on my mind

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cock in i

For wild fruit we pretty much just get berries with saskatoons and raspberries being the most common.
Apples and plums can grow here well enough but tend not to naturally spread.
Tomatoes as well since those are technically fruit too.
But yeah, all the staple fruits like oranges and stuff either get brought in from B.C or somewhere south of the border.

fag lmao

That's cool! I was born in the same county in which I'm currently living.

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reminder that georgia is the inheritor of rome
tiocfaidh ár lá

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I do not support this image.
Also, do you have Irish heritage?

Reminder that cloth is on the way out and animated flags are the future

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there is a lot going on with that flag

it's just a meme (to both statements)

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where it started

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I figured haha
Oh, okay. I have some, so I thought I'd ask.

I'm kind of tempted, now, to make a really awful flag edit, but also laziness

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two edits later (first was just the flags)

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next edit
look at the end of the joints

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look at the guy in the coat of arms btw

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there was one other edit with just the boats and then the last edit was after plantman said "fasces makes flags look better" or something so i added roman shit

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very hypnotic and dizzying.

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This is an important history lesson.

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