This confuses and enrages the european

You know what the funny thing is. I'm an Irish gypsy and we have our own kind of language called cant/shelta and konya means shit lmao

Wait, you shit in that thing as well? Good thing I didnt want to shit cause I would've done it in the fucking bucket lmao.

the fuck, how dumb are you?

What

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what the hell do you think the point of a toilet is?

>2 lira kebap
do you mean döner? because i never saw a kebap that cheap but döner used to be 2 liras back in early 2010's

I mean the bucket was empty, do you k ow I got some interpretations.

This. Been doing it myself for a few years now. Can't believe what I missed out on, business is usually done in like 10 seconds that way and barely anything remains sticking, also no more irritated hole the few times shits are runny

You use the bucket to clean your ass you savage

>didnt want to shit cause I would've done it in the fucking bucket lmao
finngoloid can't use a bathroom properly

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I unironically don't use this to shit...
I wonder how it feels desu

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i dont know how to manual taharet (without the musluk on klozet).

There's a difference between Döner and Kebap? I thought Döner was just some German dialect.

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döner is a turkish word and yes in Turkey nobody would call döner a kebap.

They should've put some toilet paper in the bucket then.

Dumb spoiled faggots

So what is the difference?

do all kebabs come on skewers or is my american education on full display

>basically shitting on the floor
>waste basket full of shit paper or god knows what
>shit covered bucket that you have to use to bathe your turd
No thanks subhumans

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Döner is usually done around that heating thing and its turning (Döner literally translates to turning) while kebab is usually done above a open firegrill called mangal

I thank the romans every day and pray for god to save their souls for bringing us this invention

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şiş kebaps usually come with skewers.

Ah so kebab is basically like Russian шaшлык
Fucking finnish "kebab" resteraunts calling Döner kebab.

Not really.

You need less TP when squatting actually because shit empties better

Yeah but you're poor

Yeah its pretty much shashlik but some of it isn't like Et köftesi for example

It wasn't common in most of the population until about 200 years ago though because people wanted to shit "like kings". Right when the incidence of bowel issues started to shoot up...

This

Why would I wipe my arse with my hands
We live in the 21st century, idiot

>not just sharting in the mart
why do people overcomplicate things

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The fucking waste baskets full of shit paper haunt me everywhere, they remind me that I truly live in a third world country.

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That's actually a cup to drink from after breaking a sweat from laying the cable.

>less TP
How much is that? I use two sheets and I use a normal toilet.

Wet wipe mustard race, usually one is enough and has barely anything sticking on it, sometimes almost invisible

This desu senpai

True, if I don't shit water bc of the hangover, one wet wipe is more than enough.

I thought you weren't supposed to throw those in the toilet and they were something for on the road.

>simulated street shitting
for the self-concious indian (if there are any)

Yeah used to be a problem in the past, but nowadays they are made in a way they decompose and don't clog treatment facilities

not true.

"flushable" wet wipes are flushable in the same way a kitten is flushable

wet wipes distribute the shit everywhere and makes it slimy down there. just install a bidet you filthy germ

Google translate if you want
zeit.de/2017/25/toilettenpapier-kanalisation-abwasser-verstopfung
It was an issue, but now they developed and produce ones that dissolve in water

That's like half the job. You now have a wet ass.

Nah, everything clean there, didn't have clogged drain pipes as far as I remember.
Also bidet is too much of a hassle desu, don't want my ass to be all wet like that or use extra TP to then dry it

>not just sharting in the mart
*blocks your path*

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That squat potty foot rest does the same thing.

Ever since i started doing it, all my problems were solved.

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Your american you always have a wet ass

>shit
>clean ass with water
>use paper to dry
>dispose paper in bin

?????

I see nothing wrong here. He's out of sweatpants and that's the whole reason he's at walmart. We've all been there

We have those things at pubs and schools in boys toilets only, where the owners are too cheap to have a toilet that should be maintained and i understand them
it is used only for pissing, only the unlucky ones get to shit there because they must
others just piss all over and the tiles drain all the piss into the squatter

Yeah so weird how it's widely believed to be "disgusting" when the opposite is actually the case (less shit stays in your system and on your ass, ass doesn't touch where other asses were), also fuck pressing for minutes. Even knew some guys back when I did conscription who were dedicated home shitters, they literally held in their shit several days until home for the weekend and then would spend 30-45 minutes there

They contain plastic which is what causes fat bergs in sewers. Then waste water facilities need extra processes to remove that stuff that does make it through. They are flushable because they go down but they still cause problems.

seattletimes.com/nation-world/a-nasty-fatberg-a-lump-of-grease-wet-wipes-and-condoms-is-now-being-displayed-at-the-museum-of-london/

t.Electrical Consulting Engineer for Water Treatment

A lot of public restrooms have this in Europe tho

I dont see any paper in the OP.

That's not a toilet, that's a shithole.

This is a public toillet, you usually bring some sort of paper with you

If you don't use a bidet you're a savage

What happens if you break or lose a leg, or become old with tires legs? Imagine the hundred of thousands of people who have fallen into their own shit. Imagine drunk shitting lmao

Which problems?

why are turks no longer rangebanned

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some ips are rangebanned from creating threads and posting replies but some are just rangebanned from creating threads.

yes but you aren't shitting on the floor and you have the benefits of a toilet
like being able to flush

The best part is how easy it leaves.

Hemorrhoids, feeling of still having poop in there even after leaving the bathroom, feeling like muscles of the rectum are loose due to how hard i hard to force to get the poop out.

Now with squatting everything goes out smoothly i barely have to force it out, i actually feel like it's indeed empty and there is no weird feeling anymore, everything functions as it should.

Who the fuck always carries toilet paper with them

>This confuses and enrages everyone.
Sorry, thought there was a typo in your post.
(in all honesty though how would you shit into that)

Do yuropoors not carry these with them when they go out?

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it confuses me too

If you're literally just going to have a fucking hole why still make the surrounding region porcelain?

What is the benefit?

a e s t h e t i c s probably

Its also used for pissing

JUST PISS IN THE HOLE

What if I miss

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that's literally what a toilet is lol

If you don't buy a poorfag bidet, some will come with a heated blower fan thing to dry off your arsehole. I tried one in Korea and it was breddy gud tbqh

I know someone who used to do this, and one day the toilet broke and they got a bunch of broken ceramic shoved up their bare anus and had to go to the emergency room.

Sitting toilets are not designed to bear weight like that. Dumb aussie's flirting with a hospital trip.

Signs like pic related are all over Korea, apparently because Chinese peasant tourists all want to use the toilet like this and it's breaking the facilities.

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That girl barely weights 50kg, it's not dangerous for her. It's dangerous for men or landwhales only.
And of course people shouldn't be doing that. There are stools for that.

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>stools
heh

No, we don't need to

pissing in that toilet is better than the european toilet.

no toilet seat

>Even knew some guys back when I did conscription who were dedicated home shitters, they literally held in their shit several days until home for the weekend and then would spend 30-45 minutes there
i shit at least twice a day

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Serious question: how do you avoid pissing on the pants that are around your ankles? Is there some kind of squatting position that avoids this? Do you need to take your pants off?

>pants that are around your ankles

canadians don't really do this right?

there usually is one toilet compartment for old people so its 2 squat toiles and one french toilet

>drunk shitting
never in my life have i ever fell while shitting on the squat toilet not even when drunk it really isnt that hard.
Also you position yourself so the shit just goes down the hole and not on the sides

countless government bans have given all turks elite hacking skills even my grandma knows how to use VPN these days

so your feet doesnt slip
also i would guess its easier to clean

What's worse is when companies put them in stalls at factories for the Mexicans. Otherwise you get footprints in the toilet seats and shit paper in sinks. They also put up signs with Homer Simpson or Goku on them in Spanish telling them how to flush properly

Tbh I like this kind of toilet especially when public cause I dont want my ass touching something that another ass has been touching

Here almost all public ones are metal, so you can squat on them without fearing porcelain splinters

Do you shit with your pants on?
Do you take your pants off and therefore step on the public bathroom floor in sock feet?

I don't understand one thing. People have their ways of doing this. Some have a bidet, some have a hose installed next to the pot, some use a jug of water, wet wipes et al
Some...use TP. How do you not feel unclean? Do you just wipe the dirt and sweat off of your bodies with towels when you take a shower or do you actually use water to bathe?

I though you took off your pants while pissing. but yeah I have never took a shit in one of those toilets but I guess you piss first and then shit so you don't piss your pants, dunno