/brit/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_Party
Got my vote.

looks like someone morpged david cameron with andrew neil

just bantered the indian user. nothing interesting but glad someone found it funny

Canadian mental health services have a LOT to answer for, frankly.

someone asked if /brit/ would rather live in India or Brazil for a year
one lad replied Brazil because he wouldn't want diarrhea all the time
I told him I'd been to India and to ask me anything
matey up there goes "did it huff of curry"

Needed this.

might play eve online again for the first time in nearly 10 years

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>Dimbleby's last ever Question Time tonight
No no no this can't be true. Who will replace him?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crazy how many hoofed animals there are
One little wrinkle in evolution and we'd be walking around on hoofs right now

stfu u stupid cunt if he found it funny just leave it alone yeah? i am pretty funny after all

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May

Schizophrenics hear fucking voices all day yelling at them telling them to do shit.
They SEE and HEAR things that aren't there.
You being stupid and not knowing what I'm talking about isn't schizophrenia.
I don't talk or act like a schizophrenic at all.
You don't know what the fuck that is.

hahahaha wow! lmao

2bh if i were a girl i don't think i could resist the bbc

lol omg

seething curry munchers

Literally have "clinical depression" lads that fucking it
not even bipolar or nothing
educate your fucking self

K is basically me

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Moreno needs to shape up the shit cunt

I may not drink or have sex but I certainly do not work either

Hahahahahahah got any more?

you can go kill yourself t b h

Ah yes more delusions

You guys gonna get completely lost in th same pub at this next /brit/ meetup?

Im going to get the jaegarbombs in for the virgin freaks and try and pull with them

what you have is clinical lack of french bf
look it up, it's real

*puts 3 brown asterices on my /brit/ calendar at 16:19*

mmmmmmmmmmm curryyyy

need a joi gf

>did it huff of curry

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fiona bruce

Nice dubs but this doesn't help.

the indian flag even looks like a curry, orange for the korma sauce, white for the rice, green for the herbs or veggies or whatever

do you work hard at being such a fun hoover or does it come natural

you had to be there

keep clicking the steam icon but it wont open what do i do

Keep referring to moni with male pronouns see if he decks someone in a fit of sperg rage

cannae wait for edinborough fringe next year when the joke of the year is awarded to "did it huff auf curray?"

Glad we're the apex predators now

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?

open task manager, see if it's not running already
if it is end it

Fuck sake, can't believe I missed this when it originally happened.
I'll vote it as /brit/ moment of the year regardless, it seems like it would have been monumentally funny.

get a new kettle haha

banned by gaben

>clinical depression

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yo mate can you put on a proxy your flags making me gagging for a curry

do u do a good curry btw

its dvd season lads

1337x.unblocked.app/torrent/3398505/Jon-Richardson-Old-Man-Live-2018-DVDRip-x264-HAGGiS-EtMovies/

*goes hunting during the midday whilst the other animals are resting*
heh, nothing personal

Zero possibility I'm going to click this link

reuters.com/article/us-britain-brexit-breakingviews/breakingviews-breakdown-brexit-maze-has-four-flawed-ways-out-idUSKBN1O9175
What will become of Brexit's future if your PM gets fired and the labyrinth of Brexit goes to much more complex and messed shit?

Did the man have a silly voice

How do I become king of the dudes /brit/

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nahhh orange is tikka masala sauce u colour blind mate

haha good one mate

I'm outside the dentist's, lad. I'll spark you out in a bit x

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just huffed of curry

oh that reminds me we need to pick up some naan bread

often mistaken with lack of french bfs

Chinese curry > Indian curry

go fuck that bike up lad

putney

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Jon Richardson and Joe Pasquale together, both squeaking it up on stage. Can't imagine a better gig.

/brit/? More like /shit/

if anyone replies to this absolute tosser I will personally hunt you down and spark you out

thai is my favourite

Oiiii the slaves are well good. Might be a new favourite

chutney
haha

not sure what prompted that seething reply. but okay.

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It goes in the middle imo

NO NO NO

ONLY HALF AN HOUR OF TOIL LEFT

I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME. I WANT TO TOIL MORE.

PLEASE DON'T SEND ME HOME, TOILMAN

umm you are like 5 minutes away from me...

Why does your flag look like a curry?

JAPANESE CURRY WITH JAPONICA RICE IS MOST BRILLIANT

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neither lad. disgraceful.

...

davina mccall

I reckon Korean and Jap flags could be rangebanned today and the quality of this board would only improve lads
not a big fan, no.

My face yesterday when Theresa won and Brexit will be cancelled

[source: webcam spy]

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Indian is way better

answer this and let's render this /brit/ literally political /shit/

I'm that twat who always picks obscure curries from the far pages of the menu
like a ceylon and a dhansak and that haha

went to wagamamas once
highy overrated and quite expensive too

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Take a pic of inside mate let's see the receptionist.

Or better yet go in there and ask if your mate is inside