The Ideal Ass

Ok Jow Forums it's time to get down to business. Should the aggregate man be looking for petite, submissive girls with no notable ass, or the beast that is pic related? This is strictly a no homosexuality thread and all races are welcome. Discuss...

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Ass is the best. The hip to waist ratio is the true man’s calling

>submissiveness is correlated with ass size

lol what? my subbie gf has a huge ass.

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Oh god, please bury me

Ass size is correlated to muscularity or weight which is negatively correlated to submissiveness. This is just my experience, pic related would dominate

This. My ex gf had a killer ass and hip. Too bad she was a fucking cheating, lying cunt.

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Also she was a subbie too. Forgot to add.

OP has never had sex with a woman

Your submissive girlfriend cheated on you? Doesn't sound so submissive to me...

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You're welcome.

>cheating, lying cunt

not much of a subbie now, was she

>he's not too depressed to even think about, let alone pursue women
you must go back

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submissive women aren't necessarily faithful. if they find a man they perceive as more alpha, then they'll just submit to someone new.

subs are more likely to cheat.

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Nah. I'm just trying to figure out if my tastes make me a degenerate. Not that I care if I'm a degenerate, I just want to be aware.

no ass is a waste of a woman. and sub doesn't really matter, in fact, if it correlates to being too gentle it's bad, want me some nasty thot

I just need to find a nice white woman with a flat booty who will listen to my problems.

it's true, they're ruled by their sexuality much more than regular women. and regular women are very easily manipulated by sex, so...

why don't you have a seat over there?

must squat and hip thrust

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>The Ideal Ass
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also more pls

Oh fuck, not Chris Hasen

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Hello.

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i remember there being a set gallery for her

this is a softcore porn board

Hey is there a game with better dialogue than resident evil 4? I think this is the best game of all time.

Katawa Shoujo

dating and marriage are businesses. prostitution is the world's oldest profession. FUD more.

Hope it helps you cope with the bear market, fren.
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Faggot who prefer losing his life savings on shitcoins shilled on a Vietnamese anonymous image board than discussing about real alpha men preferences related to financial and social success.
NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

>he thinks success relates to women
never gonna make it, enjoy being left with $0 after marriage, retard.

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Gee I didn't realize decent women or prenups don't exist

I’ll look into it

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>this is strictly a no homosexuality thread
Tsk tsk, you bagholders can't follow simple rules

I am so horny but my life situation prevents me from masturbating and pursuing women

pls kill me in my sleep jesus

or if you dont, pls give me all the teenage ass in a few years when Ill make it and will have time

Wtf why not? Are you fighting in Syria? My situation is pretty bleak (genetic disease test at the end of this month), but masturbation helps me tremendously in the short-term. It's obviously not a long-term solution to life's problems though

if you're not looking for large, juicy asses, you're a fucking faggot

this

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virgin detected

True but it's the least of my problems at the moment. I'm in a pretty fundie family also, so that could play into why I don't settle for less

my fucking nigger. i remember first seeing her back when i was like 15 or something. seems like forever ago

Most times is psychological lad, I had a mentality that made me thought that I should pursue women if I'm not financially wealthy, but recent situation of markets made me realize that It would take a long time for that and there is no way I will wait maybe years for getting laid so I just went outside and meet roasties without any complex, and I'm doing fine. I'm still in the desire of wealth

And I'm definitely not an incel, I'm just going through maximum fucking grief. Genetic disease sucks, but having your 50/50 test rssults waiting for you and you can't access them because Genetic guidelines dictate that a 22 year old social isolate shouldn't be able to know their health future is unreal. Many beautiful women to you, fren.

That's crazy, I'm addicted to the dopamine boost, so I'd need to pretty much all in volatile shitcoins to get similar feeling. Masturbation is kind of a temporary defense from doing stupid shit. Don't let your circumstances define you, though

I've had a babe girlfriend while I was homeless. It's all about attitude.

because I have a shit job, no friends, shit healt, shit body and live with parents

maybe Ill have a roast beef in half a year or something

if your girl has cellulite before the age of 25 you're in big trouble

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Gymnast have the peak of both form and function. Plus after decades of fitness they are less likely to complete let themselves go. If they get into coaching they will have to maintain some physicality to demonstrate the moves. Even better over the long haul.

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Same kek. 8 years ago. Long time... The feels..

>Ass size is correlated to muscularity
Not only virgin, you can't into medicine and biology.

Source? I'm actually interesting in how I'm so remarkably wrong. Of course there are just obese people, but I didn't say muscle/fat ratio or anything just pure muscle. Do bigger asses correlate to greater strength? Obviously yes, and virgin is not an argument.

yep, gymnasts & dancers are clearly the patrician choice

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she is a whore from my city in brazil

Got more pics?

Its based on the chance of successful childbirth if males find an ass attractive or not. Some scientist calculated the perfect waste to hip ratio somewhere. Same thing for tits.
>N-no I-i am a u-unique human!
Deal with it retard

People who like flat asses and flat tits are the mystery here

is she a dwarf?

That pic is the best in this thread

submissive women are the most likely to cheat on you
they "can't resist" the advances of a dominant chad "friend".
Their whole turn on is centered around that they themselves have little to no agency or control over their own sexuality.

More "dominant women" are more likely to be principled and have some willpower and also feel responsibility.

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