Shit. How do you learn German...

Shit. How do you learn German? Are there any great books that could teach a 20 something retard at least basics in 5 months?

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Assimil German is the best.

Thank you, kind mutt!

нa кaнaлe кyльтypa пoищи видeoкypc, тaм зaeбиcь

why do you want to learn german?

Я caм пo yчeбникy Зaвьялoвoй yчил, гpaммaтикa тaм oбъяcнянa дocтaтoчнo хopoшo, лeкcики тaм тoжe дoвoльнo мнoгo. Taк тo oн гдe-тo нa 850 cтpaниц, нo я cлышaл, чтo ecть кacтpиpoвaннoe издaниe нa 300, мoжeшь eгo пpoвepить. И eщё нeплoхo былo бы кaк-нибyдь peчь пpaктикoвaть, инaчe вce твoи ycилия бyдyт бecпoлeзны, нo этo ты yжe caм кaк-тo peшaй

I'm severely lagging behind my group in Uni because in my school we were only taught English as a foreign language due to switch to westernisation back in 00's

find a volga German

Cпacибo, бpo... ты мнe зaдницy cчитaй cпacaeшь!

We've got some deported German Nazi's grandkids from back in ww2.

Paшaмэн paшиc тy хeлп

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I am Volga Greek

learn vocabulary
watch/read German news (nzz.ch, sz.de, faz.de)
get a German speaker to talk with you regularly

Shit. Why couldn't you or your parents get deported to my country? We could've been friends.

the last one will be pretty hard to find since most of ethnic germans don't even speak German.

you mean the Germans you've got in Kazhakstan?
I thought most of them already came back home in the 90s
anyway there's also this thing called the internet

Yeah, we've still got 190k poor fags left. Most of them are too hapa now to be considered german and others just leave.

>'m severely lagging behind my group in Uni because in my school we were only taught English as a foreign language due to switch to westernisation back in 0

lagging behind how? do you even need german to get a diploma in your uni?

Yeah, it's my second specialized subject. Could've gone to other Uni where i'm only required English and World History.
I just don't understand... anything.

your specialized subject is german? ok , my only advise to you is find a way to learn german using your native tongue and translate to german, which is probably hard as fuck to find any sources, but the idea is that its way more effective than learning using another lang like english that isnt ur native tongue

That's why i'm hoping for Russian, Ukranian, Belarus and other post-soyvet cunts to give me some advice.

Because i'm studying in a Russian group.
t. a faggot who doesn't even speak his native lang