/brit/

What should I get from chicken cottage

*sips soy milk*
mhm that's good smilk
smilk is what I call soy milk

mental to think women are

Greek blood pumps through my veins
I shall conquer OLYMPUS

mate I just want to read PDFs not unlock the secrets of tantric sex

niggernog
ideally a cottage that clucks
waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Though the site would be down for ages again genuinely surprised

Dad's bringing home subway

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Charlie pls

It's not just me right?

This guy accusing Britain of being evil, is clearly a paki

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YOU CAN STICK YER GLASGOW RANGERS UP YER ASS
youtube.com/watch?v=q3Nqg2ohiDY

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Last name's Anglo. Would I be welcome back home lads?

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Soy is based you can't deny that

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>denmark

alri lauren

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>banter
>/ˈbantə/
>noun
>noun: banter

> 1.
> the playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks.
> "there was much good-natured banter"
> synonyms: repartee, raillery, ripostes, sallies, swordplay, quips, >wisecracks, crosstalk, wordplay; More

I'm white sweetie
you're the paki here, a clueless one at that, who fails to understand what words mean in specific contexts despite having things CLEARLY spelt out for you
also I was calling the british empire evil, not modern britain, you fucking retard

would you care for some smilk?

>Sumatra PDF is written mainly by two contributors: Krzysztof Kowalczyk and Simon Bünzli

mate said he wouldn't go in a club because "its all eyes and teeth in there"

>all that paki blood
no

Calling any version of Britain throughout history evil is unBritish

Post a timestamped pic of your hand if you want me to take you seriously

Have done nothing in 2 weeks apart from play battlefield V and post on the chon. But fuck me this game is fucking good.

Isn’t 23 and me really expensive?

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had a wank this morning and didnt realize i got spaff on my jumper, been out in it all day and only just noticed haha

Moni has probably fucked an animal

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bought ck2 and want to play it but i feel too low iq not a clue where to start

It's like 100 USD

man you weren't supposed to actually buy that
that game was made ironically, it's satire

Might go to Wales this weekend with the dad for no reason, does anyone know if it’s worth a look?

How many expansions do you have?

Might bomb a synagogue

spent two hours talking to an attorney today lads

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bizarre post

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>bought
>ck2
no but seriously do the tutorial, its pretty good at explaining things

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>dad smoked all my weed again
ffs

I got VIKANG'd

We're the new Brits. Get used to it.

I got it as a gift.

was like £4 of g2a and ok ill give it a go

I'M GONNA SAY IT!

*runs away*

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oh you silly gamer you

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rhyl was alright when i went in the 90s
decent beach
weather was grim

here you go then

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Big frigging mistake. Should wait for the sales and get the biggest bundle you can, fill in the gaps from key sites and so on if you want it legally.
The base game is near worthless without at least half a dozen expansions.
If you bought on steam you can turn it in if you owned it less than 2 weeks and played less than 2 hours.

*surreptitiously googles "bowsette"*

Start with someone in Ireland, Castile, or Leon.
t. 2000 hours in CK2

What’s bizarre about a spur of the moment welsh adventure with your father?

feel partly responsible for the tonal shift of /brit/

just torrent the lot of it 2bh lad

is this the australia thread

yeah

I am MENA.

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louis more like CUTE-is amirite lads

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At this point he's given paradox their pound of flesh. And if he decides he doesn't like it no loss.

the world seems alot smaller places when ur looking for places to visit

>alot
get out

every thread is ozzie thread

going to make a 2d pixel art video game that explores my own personal experience with the dunning-kruger effect

shitpost of the year

Meet me in Rotterdam and see what my Thompson has to say about that.

But seriously though playing it you have to realise that theres two separate parts to this game, cosmetics which is to attract the kiddies and mongs and gameplay. The cosmetics play no role in the gameplay and the gameplay is superb. I mean yeah I thought it was fucking silly that you can be a female chink in the britsh army and medics can carry guns but you quickly forget that

>ozzie
it's spelled aussie mate fyi

what the fuck is with this general? it's just all 50 spam posts per second

Australia is the retarded upside down Britain

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been cooking up a new gimmick for some time now and am almost ready to unleash it. im not going to announce when but you will know it when you see it

have to change my ip so i'm not getting a jf flag
won't be able to post until i've got my pass activated (5-10 mins)
guess i'll just have a cig while i wait

OIL PIPELINE BAD. WORLD NO NEED OIL. GRRRRRR.

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The arc of the thumb and skin texture look Slavish to me

Umm sweaties

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Could beat everyone ITT in a fight.

Back from my morning pooey, did I miss anything?

70 euro for the ancestry kit, 130 for the health plus ancestry one

very cute image, saved

mam threw a 2 liter bottle of lemonade at my head once in her drunken rage but missed and smashed the mirror

>dutchman trying to tell me how to spell in my own language the nickname of a country neither of us belong to

well I still want the old battlefield games back
I want my fucking DICE back
not some soulless EA slaves

OH NO NO NO
HE ACTUALLY THINKS IT LOOKS GOOD TOO AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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toil christmas party tomorrow lads

cute intern will be there

looking good alan

That’s like .7 of crack worth of money wasted on something that’s not crack fuck that

youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

Found myself agreeing with right wingers more and more lately, quite concerning as a communist, just sick of all the idpol trannies infesting the left

Fuck off it looks perfect.

don't shit where you eat m8

>wind power is the future!

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Delightful instagram
instagram.com/passengershaming/

same lad
might think of an excuse to get out of it