/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

If i was ever FORCED to work for a living, i would find some way to avoid it. Every time i act lazy i always get the upper hand somehow

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i wanna put my wiener inside a girl how do I accomplish this?

how does one survive as a neet? here it's literally impossible because gibs are like $600 a month which is maybe just barely enough to rent a room

well idk there's still tons of canadians here every weekend, and it's not like it would make that great of a vacation, because it's literally the same type of place as canadian towns over the border.

Maybe it's just alcoholics buying booze. some drunk canuck was absolutely sperging out at the store the other day cause he was buying a 30 rack of beer for $21.

i read that experts predict red meat prices to drop 3% this year

live with your parents or get diagnosed with a mental ilness, pretty easy to do

are you mentally ill?

you can't really bring booze back
oh wow so it will go down from unaffordable to slightly less unaffordable

fellow canadians: seriously how long do you think we have until total collapse? it's obvious we have a food shortage, and taxes keep going up as well

probably, i dont have a diagnosis except ADD, but if i ever move out of my parents house ill get myself checked and fake something

parents apartments* not house

Po' up some lean, now I'm leaning, geeking

would you say that your parents weren't quite successful either?

no, they make good money. why?

Based toxoplasmosis posters

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what do they do

Kots = based NA
D*gs = cringe sudacas

What's wrong with cats?

dad works in television and mom works in nursing or something

I've been trying to figure this out too.

Have you tried any treatment for it?

>dallas's flag is just a blue version of the texan flag

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for my ADD? yeah, i tried some medication, most of them sucked and made me feel insane

He's referencing an infection you can get from handling poop of an outdoor cat.

>can get
literally every person who owns cats has it

Yeah, it's kinda gay. Also reminds me how Dallas, like most major counties, is bluepilled. I didn't know counties had an official flag til I got /extraflags/.

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>til I got /extraflags/.

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it's only really a thing for outdoor cats

nah

but I never said such a thing. in fact I don't have any friends anymore so I spend my free time looking for and feeding stray cats.

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Anyone else here /neverhadapet/

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had a lamb as a pet when i was a baby, cant remember any of it though

the sandwich shop i always visit is like 90+% college age girls and the manager who is a guy
i think he might be a sex pervert

define sex pervert

hello where are the girls (male)?

They county jails and courthouse only had the US and state flags flying, if I remember correctly.
No, I'm not black. I was called in for jury duty.

How do I find a job if I've never worked a day in my life?

walk into burger king, pizza hut, walmart, etc and ask for a manager
say you are looking for a job

>girls (male)

Unironically apply to a fast food restaurant

how old are you?

Just be yourself, walk in and give the manager a firm handshake.

apply to every job possible.

I know boomers with decades of experience who have applied to hundreds of places in the last 5 years and gotten a couple of dozen call backs

do NOT do this

get a real job at a warehouse or a factory or something

I never had any but I adopted 2 stray cats last year

Had to abandon them again as I moved to US from Caribbean

does this work for starbucks? do you have to give them a firm handshake? waht if its a girl?

Why do you want to work at Starbucks so bad

Toxoplasmosis

>wanting to work

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Can I ask specifically for a job that doesn't involve interacting with costumers or is that asking too much. I'll probably get a panick attack if I get placed on the cash register.
almost 23

Seriously I’m 23 and I am going insane

If it’s a guy give him a firm handshake
If it’s a girl spank her ass really hard

don't get a fucking girls job don't listen to these retards

apply for construction, factory, warehouse or something like that, the pay is better and you wont have to deal with customers, also you'll actually get some job experience that isn't completely fucking uselesss

>your ancestors spent their entire lives working towards their survival
>sit around with no threat to your survival and not having to work for anything
>thinking this won't completely deteriorate your body and mind

Yeah I have anxiety/depression and had to try a few combinations of things before something worked.

it seems comfy

wish i could try being a neet for a little while, even a couple weeks

yes
always firm but don't overdo it
if girl then give her a warm smile but proceed as if it were a guy

in that case starbucks is a bad idea
best idea is a grocery store or warehouse
when they ask why you would like the position or general work area you prefer, simply say you enjoy and are good at keeping this organized and like staying on the move

If you get a job with lots of female coworkers as a sperg you're gonna fucking hate it, listening to their pointless drama all day every day.

Also the pay is worse

t. Varg
try it, its VERY cool
i hate medication and i dont think ill ever try it again

They're always fucking busy desu getting a barista job at some small independent cafe seems much comfier

only way I would work with a bunch of females is if I was managing them and had authority over them so I could stomp out their bullshit immediately. Otherwise I would be fired immediately because I don't have the patience or control to stop myself from giving them shit

>try it, its VERY cool
i can't :(

t. incel
bruh you're supposed to charm them and make them like you, not literally the opposite

news.starbucks.com/uploads/documents/Dress_Code_Look_Book_-_US_English.pdf

O ya and you have to follow some appearance guidelines lmao

lol you think the problem would be them liking me and not the fact that women who work together are constantly at each others throats.

Only way working with women is tolerable is if it's at least 50/50 male female, it cuts down the drama considerably. Also having a male boss who's no nonsense helps keep them on track.

Fucking miserable jobs working with all women, I'll never do it again

SEX IN THE BARISTA ROOM

how come?

gotta work to survive dood

What a little whore

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not really, dont you have family to live with?

nope

hmm

needs to be BLACKED

are you drunk

mmh

unlucky, how does one get NEETbux in canada?

Im trying to get her blacked

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no just withdrawing
should go get some

No, Ashley Benson goes down on her tho

STOP drinking alcohol and START getting drunk on life

you should be sober like me

over 1 week sober now and it feels good

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>cuckbreva
gå och lägg dig axel

apply for disability or welfare, but it's not enough money to survive on your own, it basically MIGHT be enough for you to rent a room but that's about it, everything is horribly expensive in canada

wish i could be like you manchester

oh you know her?

unlucky, pretty sure that welfare is enough to live on here
>everything is horribly expensive in canada
oh trust me, iktf. Doesnt bother me that much desu

grass is always greener arbs

you can be as great as you want to be just takes a choice

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thinking about driving south next week, get a place on the beach and drink my face off

>Ywn be impregnated by a big strong Chinese man
Sucks desu

>Being a disgusting NEET
You're basically a nigger

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