I WANT A GIRLFRIEND
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND
Jeremiah Barnes
Ryder Harris
same
Robert Cox
i want a russian mommy gf and i will not settle for anything less
Joseph Butler
i want to become a house husband desu
Austin Green
God I wish that were me
Nathaniel Price
I had a girlfriend but she left me.
Kayden Phillips
Carter Taylor
I want a bf...
Nicholas Anderson
What are you doing about it ya pussy
Owen Mitchell
no
Carson Mitchell
>had another really realistic dream where I got a qt gf
FUCK
Dominic Lee
*ahem*
Eli Butler
i want a bf
Grayson Stewart
>that moment when you wake up and realize that it was all just a dream
Cooper Ward
I pity people who crave for girlfriends. gfs will never make us happy, we have to find meaning within ourselfs not outside of ourselfs. If you overcome your sexual instincts you can set your mind to do great things. Many great people knew this, as Nicola Tesla and Leonardo da Vinci. Gfs are for the weak who can't control oneselfs mind.
Carter White
ok sperg
Jackson Parker
this literal subhuman
Jacob Hughes
Me too. Why do I only attract gay men and 4/10 women shows interest on me?
Caleb Campbell
fuck women
Gavin Cooper
>and am
Noah Price
holy based
Hunter Powell
the "I" is elyptical because it was used earlier in the sentence.
Joshua Walker
>be me
>summer 2016
>having a lovely chat with my crush from highschool
>we're chatting on my primary schools basketball field
>weird meeting her here since she never goes to this part of town
>I literally don't care about jack shit since this is the first time I'm ever socializing with a girl
>I was never able to express my true self to girls until now
>she's a kind of a hardcore weeb so I can talk about more obscure gooktoons
>she games alot although mostly mobas that I consider cringe
>don't care, I'm considering inviting her to play Don't Starve Together™ with me
>my eyes kinda hurt, it's probably the summer sun
>my best friend is here
>tell him to gather the usual crew so we can all have a DST session
>my eyes hurt a lot now
>face pic related
>fuck everything is dark
>the pain is is borderline unbearable
>I'm in my bed naked, sweating
>it's near 40°C outside
>realize I've been playing the Witcher III for over 30 hours straight in a shut dark room before I went to bed
This is the worst one I had so far
Ryder Evans
I've also had very vivid dreams. I once cried because I felt like I lost her forever.
Imagine people who are comatose for years and get a family and children in their dreams and then wake up, it's like everyone dying at once.