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me n the lads

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Please don't post that picture ever again

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I have schizophrenia
I'll try to explain to you
what I've grasped from those crazy times
that i've had in my cranium
though watch out for the maniac
that writes rhymes as he's getting drunk
on nightime in a graveyard
'cause he might sound a bit delirious

quite fond of this picture, may I save it?

Am ready to hardcock the next bowler chucking tampered balls at me

gotta question for you lads whats heavier a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feather

Alri

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but this one goes up to eleven

Look like brother n sister

adopting some unhealthy coping mechanisms, forgetting all my troubles and binge watching bojack horseman, lads

What's her name lad?

yea man u are right steels heavier than feathers

what kind of scale are you measuring it on

people always tell us that

hes fabulous

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im alt right but i want a japanese gf

Lads whats a word for a girl you had sex with for a week and told you she loves you but left her and never spoke to her again?

Like I wouldn't call her gf but what other word is there?

Got up today and instead of turning on my pc I went out for a walk. Walked aimlessly in to the next village and to the next before heading back.
When I got home I just sat and read a little of a book and here I am.
Needless to say I feel much happier today despite not really doing much.

never seen an asian before irl

got kicked out of the cinema showers for sneaking in some kfc

but what about the ethnostate

could crush her skull between my thumb and index finger

You're a pig. fuck you

Haha I’m with you on that one Claire!

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they're gonna grow up being straight with problems. might even kill their parents I don't know. you can't be normal after having all that faggotry shoved at you at such an early age.

talked to me mum earlier and found out last month was the first time in 30+ years of voting that she'd voted for more democrats than republicans

was a bit surprising considering her family are trailer trash blumpf supporters from one of the most die-hard conservative regions of tennessee but then again she wrote in her dad's name in 2016 as a protest vote so probably shouldve seen this coming

Reckon it join the theatre and be an actor

santa is not real

How many miles in total do you reckon?

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The virgin enquiry

subhuman behavior tbqh

Freedom is the right to choose. Simple as.

really really want the ex's new relationship to fail spectacularly

is that wrong of me?

Know some of the staff, they're [unsurprisingly] a bunch of insufferable furries

having a cup of tea lol

could be up past midnight at this rate!

sure I can never fall asleep till about 2 anyway

A made up story

me and the lads

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That one was definitely my favourite

dunno lad just regular scales

Pettyness.
People who can only make themselves feel strong by watching others fail fail are not the kind of people I consort with.

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Madness!

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might sell my xbox and buy a 2ds

would actually love to have been there 2bqh looks mad

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>he doesn’t have decaf in the house

State

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*throws my bat aside and sprints towards you*

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at least they don't have shooters
jabba

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need a russian gf plain and simple

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How many ex partners for a gf is too many? I've only had one

*calls tea in the middle of the over*

love pixar me

Not even mate. Just want to know because I don't want to consider her my first gf but it was a relationship so I don't know what I would call her.

Shagged her every day of the week mate.
Favourite position: prone bone

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Depends what age she is

the ex is probably going to lose her license lads
talked to an attorney today
she said at the least they'll revoke it temporarily

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Gf had fucked 9 lads before me and shes 26. Is she a total slag or is that normal in this day and age?

fridget if anything

Early 20s

Would

the president of the united states

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sex with non virgins is cuckoldry

>Asked if he had any regrets about the war, his reply was "Only that we lost!"

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anything over 30 would be a bit much for me

In London I'm starting to see prototypes for a new breed of Asian. The Asian slag. They got bigger bums and dress in a more revealing fashion. Big fan ngl.

cringe

you have already posted this
come up with something new

That’s like 1 a year which seems reasonable if you are actively seeking out a long term relationship

Oh, I'm a good old rebel,
Now that's just what I am,
And for this yankee nation,
I do not give a damn.
I'm glad I fought against it
I only wish we won.
I ain't asked any pardon for anything I've done.

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Needed him in Salem

please, we've already had these girls up north for ages
when I worked in oldham you'd see gangs of them outside fried chicken shops all yelling at each other over silly things

Nice

Was Cu Chulainn a cuckold?

I hates the yankee nation and everything they do.
I hates the declaration of independence, too.
I hates the glorious union, t'is dripping with our blood.
I hates the striped banner, and fit it all I could

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where's 190

Asian or Oriental?

Why did you do this Catyank?
Thought you were a good lad

Best British ASMRtist? For me it's Lauralemurex

I rode with Robert E. Lee,
For three years, thereabout.
Got wounded in four places,
And I starved at point lookout.
I catched the rheumatism
A campin' in the snow.
But I killed a chance of Yankees
And I'd like to kill some more.

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fit paki girl at toil who wears a hijab with tight skirts that show off her shapely arse

Crazy that americans have literally never lost a war

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