What disturbs me about Lachlan is that his flooding isn't random...

What disturbs me about Lachlan is that his flooding isn't random, his threads follow a very specific narrative evolution that simulates stream of consciousness writing. It's like he plans his entire day around deciding what to write and when to post it.

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Personally I find it disturbing how someone can be as self-centered as he is.

does he actually base his threads in reality tho, so does he actually go to Uni or the doctor or is he just some psycho NEET sitting in the basement all day?

>not knowing that Lachlan is a Russian AI that's being tested on Jow Forums

a) he's from /lit/ and he's just fucking around (and he's damn good at it).
b) he's a filthy attention whore from Reddit spamming his retarded threads for their fagfriends on Reddit.
c) everything is true and he's the next Australian Elliot Rodger.
d) severe but harmless autism

Now that we are talking about notorious Australian shitposters, does anyone knows what happened to the shower shitter?

This is what i know of Lachlans deterioration and rebirth
Pedoposting>Hebephilia>Nurses>Wondering about uni major>ward clerk>administration>25year old uni student>social isolation
Aside from when he posten about being attracted to children it seems like a normal stream of conciousness over the span of a year

Online personas are not real, his peers near him should be worried about him not you

WHO THE FUCK IS LACHLAN AND WHY EVERYBODY TALKS ABOUT HIM ALL OF A SUDDEN?

namefag spammer
a long time ago it would be considered cancer

His phone died in the shower :(

he's celtic

>notorious Aussie shitposters
Speaking of
Whatever happened to fakemoot?

Who is Lachlan? Sorry to be a newfag desu

Lachlan was the shower shitter and the guy who got his phone wet in the shower. He also used to post about not being able to get a job and complaining about how all people in the past had to do was shake the manager's hand. That's when I first noticed him like last year so it's probable his spamming goes back further but I just didn't register it being the one person yet. For instance, it seems like he played a role in the original Easter spam

The mature age Celtic nurseposter

Lachlan doesn't matter. It's the archetype of the Australian poster which is so peculiar and fascinating. Why are they all like that?

Also went through a brief stint of spamming his 23andme, ancestry, myheritage results and posting his blonde hair and gedmatch eye color.

based

Was the "Easter?" poster a different user?

>narrative evolution that simulates stream of consciousness writing.
he wishes.

I'm more worried about Jorge 2bh how many years since he's here?

is he the guy who made the post about a nurse laughing at his penis

The original jorge probably killed himself already some spaniards pretend to be him for fun, similiar to ikibey

I feel like Jorge has been 19 for more than a year now so you're probably right

Hes never named himself he just got called lachan because of a thread where it came out nobody in other countries were called lachlan while its a normal name here and then called random Australians we saw outside of it lachlan

Last time I saw jorge on here a couple months ago I asked how he was 19 for years and he said he'd been lying about his age because he was underage but is now 20

he is also the guy who spammed americans cant collect rainwater golden face threads

honestly I really like him and enjoy reading his posts

also what happened to currycel, that dude dropped off the grid completely here and on reddit as well

I assume he offed himself

I like his saga desu
I also enjoy the adventures of the Greek spy

Yes

I wonder if he's connected to the poo in loo thing as well

i liked that post

>we were all wrong about the Australian shitposters
>it was all the work of one diabolical mastermind
What is his goal?

It was likely him that spammed the Indian threads back in 2015 but it was an Indian that created the 'designated shitting street/poo in loo' memes by posting in his threads

Probably not, you should stop ascribing all Australian memes to him. Lachlan's shitposting is more self-centered.

the destruction of all Jow Forums

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