I-I wrote some jokes. Does anyone want to hhhear them?

Hmmm

More, please

These jokes are an antidote for Trump's America

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I believe Ive heard this one before

Maybe if you work on the delivery...

Why americans like this?

this is plagiarized

ive literally heard both of these before, kill yourself you hack fraud

I heard that joke by Jon Stewart during the Daily Show

op is making the point that we have the same threads every single day on Jow Forums, but nobody complains about their replication despite their being jokes the same as his.

thank you. that was the whole point of thhis thread. everyone here is an idiot.

sure

>shoutout to my grandpa cuz that's the only way he can hear.

>google search this
>first result is reddit
YOU STINK, OP

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ah ah ah uh uh oh oh ah ah and I thought my jokes were bad...

a man walks into park and sees another man crying
asks what is wrong
>i have aids because im a faggot
>oh, i know this doctor that cures aids, might try to see him, nothing to lose
>ok
faggot goes to recommended doctor
and doctor prescribes some pills
faggot cant stop shitting, 8 times a day he shits, he shits until he cant shit anymore and shits some more
>wtf is this? i keep shitting like crazy
>this is how it starts, you have to up the dosage for longer times
the faggot shits for a month, non stop, cant walk away from the house, but drinks all the pills
finds out they are ordinary cattle laxatives
barges into doctors office
>you fucking bastard these are laxatives!!!
>yes, now you know what the asshole is for you fucking faggot

Lel

I heard this one before
shame on you!

Hey

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And they say Americans have no culture.

haha nice one

here's one more

>I’m always frank with my sexual partners. Don’t want them knowing my real name.

woke

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