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im not mboko im 3.5 inch willy lad
just don't think theres much of a future for me

noticed that americans often correct stereotype of being dumb means that subtlety, sarcasm and irony is ruined for them.

dreaming of a Sino-Mediterranean Australia lads

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dreaming about the oppression of whites again lads

Anyone wanna meet up in London in 4 years?

still at the station lads. teeth hurt from the dentist.

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hi cops i know i am under surveillance haha suck my knob you fuckers

yeah alright

Cool see you then

Was on the boat earlier today lads

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Imagine fucking a yanks girlfriend, getting into it, sweating, really going for it.. and then you peer over your shoulder and out of the corner of your you see an obese mutant sat in the corner mumbling, and you can just about make out, "Oh ma gaaawd, honey he's really fucking ya now, sweetie! Just ait till pops hears about this! Hea'll be a gettin' me a new assault rifle"

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its common here for people to play dumb to get away with things

was you on the gay boat then

>Labor won the 1983 election handily, and Hayden became Minister for Foreign Affairs and Trade. In that post, he advocated closer integration between Australia and its Asian neighbors.
>In a 1983 interview, he stated: "Australia is changing. We're an anomaly as a European country in this part of the world. There's already a large and growing Asian population in Australia and it is inevitable in my view that Australia will become a Eurasian country over the next century or two. Australian Asians and Europeans will marry another and a new race will emerge: I happen to think that's desirable.

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Find her unattractive from the neck up
Boring phenotype really

Lol

>Ireland's PM is indian and gay, but he was born and raised there so he's as irish as paddy mcsheamus
>'tismomick can't get this through his dense skull

what is his problem lads

feeling the same no matter what I do and accomplish, thinking of spending a year or two working in a farm

Feel like snapping my pinkie toe clean off sometimes

narendra modi is whiter than the taoiseach

weed just isnt doing it for me anymore

I think I hate poor people

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im british

hes a west brit

Nah just a boat for tourists

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Want to to visit Taiwan lads

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welcome to the adult world

Qualified life coach here if anybody could use some advice.

ey bitch where da fuck is yo titties?

youtube.com/watch?v=1CoiYKA90mg

Going on holiday in February once I send in me passport to be updated lads (And assuming that it arrives on time)

not a vf but I'm sexually repressed, any tips to overcome this?

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loathe females

What's the best way to celebrate Thank God It's Friday at the end of today?

Purely Russian
But raised in the US

What's happening in 4 years?

How do I get a gf lad

why a farm

varadkar is a citizen of the world

>Labor

why is idris elba considered so attractive? looks like your average british bloke to me

>Taiwan

you mean china?

the average british bloke has white skin

shit date tonight lads. looked like the worst of all her photos and was far too crazy to pursue. didn't even become fit after a few pints. thoroughly disappointed.

Alright, a little about me:
I can't look at myself in the mirror, because a grotesque, tragic image would mix in the contours of my face with stains and traces of blood, wounds which cannot be healed, and unstoppable streams of tears. I would experience a kind of voluptuous awe if I could see a volcano of blood, eruptions as red as fire and as burning as despair, burst into the midst of the comfortable and superficial harmony of everyday life, or if I could see all our hidden wounds open, making of us a bloody eruption forever. Only then would we truly understand and appreciate the advantage of loneliness, which silences our suffering and makes it inaccessible.

What advice you got?

what do you do if you have a 3.5 inch willy so a relationship is impossible

all attractive brits are nonwhite

sean connery case in point

Farms are shite, no escape from the modern world.

I have a gf but I'm allowed to have sex with other people

toil on the morrow

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You ever see that one where that fat yank is filming his gf getting fucked by some black man and in the middle of it he goes "honey I don't think we should do this" and shes like "what shut up" hahaha

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get in a relationships with a girl who is as ugly as your 3.5 inch willy

*blows smoke up your arse*

the beveridge report, lads

desperate to create sex appeal

Bet her name starts with a W

doing a read

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exactly the kind of post an incel would make. you have to remember that even the group on the right in your pic are having sex and yet no one will touch you. that's how repugnant you are. never forget that.

Alright got a few too many replies so the life coaching may take a while

got called a virgin freak

wouldn't stoop to an ugly girl unfortunately

>watching cuck porn

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> you have to remember that even the group on the right in your pic are having sex
Not necessarily true.

the average american is black

need a gf to call me a virgin freak when shes taking my virginity

girls really don't care about willy size if they actually love you x

What is a qualified life coach?

No mate I don't watch porno generally speaking
Because I shag

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Lots of lessons can be drawn from this...

wrong

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What about short women?

>david davis is almost 70

WTF

as long as its workable, mine is barely

yeah don't mind that desu

mates, do I need a loicence to post here?

Xmas night out but I might go home...

>thinking of spending a year or two working in a farm

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The greatest trick the devil ever played, was convincing the world Henry Rollins had anything meaningful to say

what do you mean workable?
mines only 4.9 inches and phimotic and it would never stop me getting a gf

will the brits follow the yanks out of yemen?

the virgin post

the peopoe making fun of you are lad.

who is the greatest briton to have ever lived?

Why is rail in the US so shit?
>venture to new york city for holiday
>want to see the city for a few days and then go to california
>Go to grand central station or whatever nonsense it is called
>One ticket to Los Angelos please
>sure what days to you plan to leave and arrive
>same day or next
>get told it's a week long trip
Seriously what is wrong with US rail? In Korea and Japan when I took my holiday last year I had no issues scaling the whole country on their train system. I can even do most of europe with relative ease. Why don't you people fix this like the rest of the world is doing. Seriously It's like going back in time.

really makes you cogitate doesn't it

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once you're around 5 inches it really doesn't matter

youtube.com/watch?v=TVlNfo1tgXM

my mum

remember i was a junior in high school when saudi invaded yemen
someone announced the news for the whole class and no one cared

hate how much this person looks like me

Actual "micropenises" are basically ones that never actually grew, it's really disturbing. A short but functional willy is a blessing by comparison.

Trains are for immigrants who can't get on a plane