how would you handle this situation, Jow Forums?
How would you handle this situation, Jow Forums?
Call animal control?
cook him up
>goose puts its wings up
>gets shot anyway
That won’t work here
he's covered in the scars if his past battles. He has proven his worth among his peers. He obviously leads the flying V formation. He is alpha
You think some beta animal control """expert""" stands a chance?
Are goose tasty? They're basically ducks aren't they?
It's a protected species over here, it's a liability issue if I try to deal with it in any other way
I fucking hate geese. They shit all over the fucking place, usually chase me to my car, attack my children and have sex on my front lawn
they are worse then BLACK people
grab a funnel
I would neck a bottle of captain, roll my sleeves up and get the fuck in there.
That or call the RSPCA.