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2. How would you handle this situation?

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Call 911?

How would you do that? Do you have Siri set up?

Just jerk off to be relax

Oh, you mean I'm the one who fell? Yeah I wouldn't get within 6 ft of anything that could be described as a "grease vent"

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation... well, it all started as just another Sunday afternoon

but maybe it doesn't say "grease vent". maybe it says "free gf in here"

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Why would a free gf be in a hole?

As long as I'm alive and not rotting or burning I'd try to avoid panicking. They should get me out within five hours or I'd start worrying what would happen to my skin.

It's clearly a greasy hole that has never been cleaned and probably stinks like rancid chinese food.

I don't want to instigate but that video player should be shot

Just IMAGINE for god's sake

He was stuck there for two days
Also, how would you handle this?
sacbee.com/news/state/california/article216547480.html

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Well he got away from the police

Beats getting busted, he gets to keep his weapons

I'll probably do the same as the Cali man. Scream as loud as possible until someone hears me out. Don't see any other option.
Than you'll have to deal with your sticky cum in your hand, dick and pretty much everything around you. Not a good idea unless you like the smell and taste of your cum so much.

>two days
Seems likely that he sharted himself so he will have to deal with that as well.

Would be better if they used a drone to clean it.

I USED TO LIVE THERE

eat all the grease to gain traction

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what are grease pits and why are americans dying in it?