/brit/

Dumb nigger bullshit.

>Is Jow Forums retarded?
Have you been on the Qanon threads?

no have you?

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I wasn't speaking to you

Bitch I'm straight out of Memphis
Sipping codeine bitch
Don't try to tell me 'bout my kidneys

clubs are for absolute and utter dickheads

just want to be mates simple as

>clubs
thought you said dubs

Prefer penguin bars myself

up early are we david?

whats the past tense of "innit"

does it have one

mila kunis was only 16 when she got her main role on family guy
you reckon macfarlane nonced her

wannit

hi :3

She was with Macaulay Culkin at the time

isn't innit just aint it

alri thailad

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shes a jew, nepotism as per usual

ah yes
the suppoosed so-called ''summer''
love climate change, me

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>Uber
>Netflix
>Apple Pay

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whats lachlan done this time

>summer
Clearly says december

no wonder theres so many spineless wimpy children if these cunts are becoming parents

Gf is unironically getting me a switch and the Zelda game for Christmas

>MacFarlane
the hibernian conspiracy

There’s two empty pages on this birthday card

What do i write on the other one?

Yes friend, look at this tweet I found haha

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I want to do a lot of sexual things to Emma Watson. I want to smell her farts.

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>no wonder theres so many spineless wimpy children

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Navy Seal copypasta

>OMG
>POP CULTURE REFERENCE!!!

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Thailad if I’m 189cm and have blue eyes and really good fashion sense but a bit socially awkward realistically how successful would * be with a qt Thai girl (no penis)?

dressing smart doesn’t necessarily mean good fashion sense

why do women get mad if the toilet seat is up

are you coming to melvcon thailad? you can have your own booth if you want

He has a wife and you’ll never hug a girl

i'm not a virgin you faggot

overloads their simple brains

No bud it’s me mouthyank I just don’t take pictures of recent outfits

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fair
no problems whatsoever.
wild emus couldn't keep me away

World saving idea. Kill all niggers and jews.

it sprays bacteria everywhere

why cover your mouth

grandfather of all incels
youtube.com/watch?v=Ec9_2ZQ6Tb4

Yeah but like will I have to approach them? I’m a bit of a pussy

did your mum take this photo?

That's because York's in't NORF FC

''i'm not a virgin you (epithet)'', the motto of virgins everywhere

The seat does?

Don’t like how I look

Lads I had been bugging out saying that /gf2018/ was off because I got in my own head thinking that this girl was over me
But I saw her tonight and /gf2018/ is officially still on. I've actually made it. Couldn't have done it without you all

get a grip

Nah I have a tripod and a little hand clicker

I really don't know. It can't be because they don't want to touch the seat with their hands. They handle disgusting tampons and shit already.

hat

You'll soon realise it's nothing like talking to western girls, it's much easier because you don't need to impress them, it's like they're pre-impressed.
Or just use Tinder and talk there first.

leaving the seat open whilst flushing will

who has the swiper

Very happy lads

Not sure what that is

look at this cat

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This too shall pass

don't believe you

Lachlan is still at it lmao

newrunt and you have the haircut and fashion sense of a butch 32 year old lesbian

I want to smell Emma Watson’s stinky farts from her beautiful anus.

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>I've been a wild rover for many's the year
>and I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer.
>But now I'm returning with gold in great store
>and I never will play the wild rover no more

>And it's no, nay, never,
>no, nay, never, no more
>will I play the wild rover
>no, never, no more

youtube.com/watch?v=TGsjkRfAWDg

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getting my daily dose of idubbbz and filthy frank lads

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nursingtimes.net/clinical-archive/infection-control/nursing-director-put-toilet-lid-down-when-flushing/5041511.article

phwoar

I’ve been browsing Jow Forums for like 13 years embarrassingly

getting my daily dose of h3h3 and boogie 2988

wrong
alri incel haha

just remembered that we live in a society

wh*Tes BTFO

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what's this posture called?

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alexa how do you spell vaccuum

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Wtf is going on with Jow Forums

planning to travel across scotland. are the trains really as bad as people say? what should i expect if i try to take the train from inverness to edinburgh?

tebow

yeah and niggers die of thirst in 2018 yet they think they can talk shit

Fucking Jews.

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>And if you have a minute, why don't we go
>Talk about it somewhere only we know?
>This could be the end of everything
>So why don't we go
>Somewhere only we know?
youtube.com/watch?v=LCHRBn2hoOk

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Ok if you go off peak times