/dixie/ - Southern US + Friends
getting drunk
come to the rabbit edition
/yellow devil/
The Yugoslav Wars were the last chance to see a real war in North America or Europe and it produced tons of meme material despite occurring in then-shitholes during the 1990s. Imagine what one nowadays would be like.
same
Gimme an hour and some change and I will
also fuck Mississippi
How can we optimize the South?
please join the rabbit
who be hosting
baited
proofs?
join for real now though
shant
seethe harder lmao
off to a good start there
brap
>Be Macon
>Get banned
why was he banned this time
For not being able to hold his liquor
t. you
pic rel
me drinking from the source of all alcohols
',:^)
hit or miss
women never shit, huh?
Good bad post
Go to bed
B&R
I promise women shit
Chucky's are la
piss
Insomnia's friggen' killing me, boys
I got a long list of shit that's killing me
but Georgia isn't one of them
post
did you know that the Shamwow guy is 54 years old?
Who
y-yeehaw
absolute state of you
Yeah what's up with that LOL
he slept in his own puke
MED BVLL
U N I T E
Cheh
>Cheh
NOVUM IMPERIUM ROMANUM
MED
MED
MED!
Virginia is med
>He knows what it means
Algerian out
>"Halt! Sleep right there, criminal scum!"
Churche's > Popeye's >>> Kenfucky Fried "Chicken"
could really go for some kebab right about now
/westernturkeybesternturkey/
interesting night to be sure
Gimmie the rundown pls. You got drunk and passed out?
thought you died
who is popeye?
who is church?
the colonel is the deity of fried chicken and hard work
they bow to him
got drunk
rabbit started
got drunker
probably said something stupid i don't really know, most of the night is a haze
stopped drinking
tried drinking water, eating my chick fillet, couldn't stomach it
got vertigo just from looking at the screen and hearing plantway talk so i turned off my mic and sat in another chair focusing on not throwing up
threw up
went to sleep with my clothes on, woke up a few hours later with the jabbing pain in my side that was my car keys (still drunk)
saw the finns rabbit, said some retarded shit, told the finn to wish me luck in going to bed and so he banned me or something
went to bed
god i wish
Just a day in the life of Macon, eh
only regret is i didn't drink more
You're still young. I wouldn't try burning a hole in my liver quite yet if I were you.
B&R
C&B
You seen Shrek Retold yet? Chris is in it.
did i say anything stupid while i was drunk
holy shit
25 minutes in
>i am christine chandler and i am doing scene 23
fuggen shit mang
youtube.com
Highlight of the whole thing tbqh
I'm glad you are alive and well. Good morning.
that doesn't sound like me at all
you didn't say that. I'm telling you that.
i know it was just a shitty joke
maybe
what did i say
haha, yeah thats not something you would say. at all. how do you feel? did you get a chance to dehydrate?
>get a chance to dehydrate
i mean i puked twice and took a huge piss when i woke up at 8 so yeah
>dehydrate
re-hydrate.. *
drank some more coke so yes
roommate drank one of my cokes (with the cane sugar) without asking me though so i don't know how i feel
i mean on the other hand he did help clean up the puke from the toilet seat
go get some melatonin supplements
If you can, you should get some bottled water.
Those have never really worked well for me, unfortunately
that you were drinking banana rum
wasn't stupid that i said it it was stupid i didn't read the fucking label
will NEVER be able to eat bananas or yellow laffy taffy EVER again
>yellow laffy taffy
I love that flavor the best
same, that's why im so sad
its ok, I have a bottle of banana liqueur that's been in my supply for the past 7+ years because I just have nothing that it will often go with. bought it long ago thinking it had use.
I had a dream where I was awful at frisbee. But I'm actually really good at frisbee. hmmm. wonder what it meant.
It means you're a shit frisbeteer and you need to find a new career.
liquor? but i hardly know er!
liquor in the front, poker in the back.
or if you're savannah, liquor in the back
This was a good movie
yeah. I feel like a corner was turned when all the studios stopped producing cartoons and all shifted to 3d animated movies. Thats to say nothing about the quality of writing or plots but... you know.
you done with your coffee?
>tfw Shrek ruined animated movies
Dangit Dreamworks, you used to be cool.
Yeah, coffee's gone. I guess this is when the talky is supposed to happen.
Spending the morning listening to 90s rock & alternative. Getting comfy for the weekend.
youtube.com
why is there an entire artistic variation of pepe that exists solely for talking about coffee