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Having a smazeny syr. Thx for tip litwin

Kojila vodníky z mostu

kek

Based
I wish I could have another one right now
I'll probably eat a bunch at party though

What party?

>having sex with ottoni
>she lays on her back
>her boobs disappear into her armpits
Wtf

I would like to see this movie desu

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Work party but I'll go there for just maybe a couple of hours and just to eat since I don't want to get sick drunk again

not surprising, you have a habit of liking shitty things

I want Choco

Nah you just confirmed again that YOUR taste is shit

He is ded

They're called "harnesses" you ignorant Kraut.

liar
you lie and your breath stinks

>friday
>weekend ahead
>two week christmas vacation secured
I'm 8/10 comfy right now

No. His finally paid the ultimate price for his obesity

rip

New Insurgency looks good

>notArma: Electric Boogaloo
Not for me

>comparing this to Arma
30 iq

woke up alive again

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>week one
>7 bottles of various spirits consumed
>got drunk with bro
>got drunk with dad
>managed to crawl home on my hands two days ago
>week two
>already seeing bright flashes and hearing voices because of the brain damage

am I honorary slav now?

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>be hungarian
>live in the poorest v4 country which is already a poorfag conglomerate
>wake up
>shave in front of a cygan because you thought you're looking in the mirror
>time to go to work for less than westerners earn in a week! :3
>boss tells you you must work overtime for free
>a-at least I'm not a slave like slavs ;_;
>boss laughs ''no, you ARE the slav''
>and then Laszlo was a slav

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I forgot to buy Monster on my way home

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European whipping his h*ngarian slave

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only affects the poor fags.

I failed another test lads
I guess another post-failing drinking session this whole day
am I too stupid for this or just lazy? I don't even know anymore
I tried, I know I could've studied more but it would just make me sick

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>home office today
>already opening second bottle of beer
And how are my fellow wagies doing?

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>those cringy baits

stop it, get some help

no one responds to my job applications, I think I'll kill myself or something

czech bros, how do I learn czech

i really wish to stop living
why would you want that, every non-native has visibly gay accent (applies for anglos so you might be good, i had serb teacher and he spoke some mix of slovakian/czech/serbian with occasional english word if he couldnt remember something)

go to interpals
find a qt Czech gf
talk to her
have szegz
learn Czech
?????
profit

I feel like with each passing day I lose a bit of my sanity

try following:
1. lie about your competences in CV
2. during interview, act very confident in yourself and ask for more money than you deserve
worked fine for me :)

I can't wait to leave work in 5 minutes and not visit Jow Forums until Monday.

won't they ask for any proof of my competence?

one entire side of my family are basically czech immigrants, guess the word is pemci. My grandma still speaks some, thought it would be nice to try and learn it then
but that requires lack of autism

I always get nervous and ask for less dammit.
I'm pretty sure I could have asked for at least 7 000 more.

>tfw failing everything I can
that's ok user, you just weren't lucky this time, better days are ahead of us

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I woke up at 10am and got a shitload of stuff done, haven't stopped moving about for like 4 hours now. I feel so great it's incredible, working is much better than NEETing

Also got a call today from a job I applied for, it looks absolutely incredible. The job interview is on tuesday so I have to prepare

>tfw life is good

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No, you're a Pole, they already expect you to bullshit them.

man's interests
>sports
>literature
>history
>politics
>technology
woman's interests
>Netflix
>traveling (which they never do anyway)
>drinking wine
every fucking time

no! no! delete this!

incredibly sexists and toxic desu

normie male interests
>netflix
>sports
>drinking beer
normie female interests
>netflix
>traveling
>drinking wine

The key is to list things they most likely won't ask (or ask vaguely) about to make you appear more knowledgeable.
So add things that are somehow related to the position you are applying for but not necessarily part of responsibilities of said position.
There is no downside for asking for more, in worst case they will just offer you less than you asked for. If they want you on the position, they won't turn you away for asking for too much, and you can always negotiate.

LMAO at the fact that in poland fucking Netflix is seen as a status symbol, truly a fifth world shithole I wish I was Danish instead

well thats a good resource, you can talk to her without paying for lectures, she will be happy someone spends time with her and you can polish some stuff like grammar online (also im willing to help but idk how really)

how is traveling a woman's interest? I nearly died in caucasus mountains recently and felt very manly after it

because polish roasties always put that fucking non-interest on their Tinder profiles

fajnie piotr

polish ''women'' are fucking useless
>want to be le free and independent like the western ones
>but at the same time want their man to provide for them like the eastern ones
>always angry for no reason
>no sense of style
>no tits

yea I think I'll start off with a textbook then practice vocab and speaking with her after I get some basic done, good idea

*brapu~*

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maybe you should stop visiting elementary in your search for a gf

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you're all stupid and gay

>he wants a gf
pathetic

>he doesn't want a gf
pathetic

im also socially awkward which keeps me from even going to the store so i haven't left my house for 3 months already

then you could start fixing your social awkwardness by overcoming your fears and going to the store, you'll get used to it eventually

the fear is more about meeting old people i went to school with
im planning on moving out but don't have enough money and i don't want to be a wageslave, which is probably gonna happen at some point

>he doesn't have a gf yet
parhetic

wait there's an actual sonic movie now?

why are you so scared of them? Were you bullied or something?

ye

reuters.com/article/us-czech-debt/debt-trapped-czechs-excluded-as-economy-grows-idUSKBN1OC1NM

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i really need to stop doing nothing on home office days
every couple of weeks i get panicked over fear of being fired but so far i managed to get away with working on 20% steam

yes

I want to watch a realistic sci fi anime
are there any?

steins, psychopass
depends what is your limit on realistic desu

Planetes

psychopass is the closest thing to real I've seen

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I don't know, on one hand sure it must be hell to live off 6 000 a month, on the other it's their own fault for being retarded.

how does one move out without going into debt?

>be pooleshit slav slave
>if this happened to your people you would just let it happen
>meanwhile here people are chimping out
slavs=cucks
magyars=bvlls

no colorswapped humanoid aliens

this but unironically

libsi

>save up money
>find a flat to rent
>pay the fees and first rent
>still have money left for 1-3 rents cuz you saved up
you'd have to be a brainlet to get into debt these days

>only 2 types of ideologies exist known as:

>koshervatives(who dont conserve shit except larp)
>neoliberals and "socialists"

I forgot to add into my own palce, no rent

parasyte is good

save up money
also get a gf to halve the cost
otherwise mortgage is your only option, or kill your grandma or something

what a time to be alive

Nice way of saying that we are drifting towards unironic hell

yesterday I pirated House Flipper and played it for 8 hours straight just building houses

today I pirated Sims 4, I really enjoy designing houses, am I a woman?

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post feet
we'll decide

No you're just gay

mine are not pretty
oh