/cum/s kingdom edition
/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico
Matthew Jones
Brandon Stewart
*splat*
Brayden Nelson
official thread theme
Jacob Hill
pretending to be an addict in the other thread its fucking hilarious
Chase Rivera
i'm very punctual how do i tell girls when i say i want to go on a date at 10:00pm i mean 10:00pm not 10:55pm?
Oliver Jones
in my experience most women are super anxious so she's probably testing you in some stupid femoid way
Robert Morris
Medium quality post coming through
Watched The Boy and the Beast, very well animated movie aside from some odd background CGI, the training scenes especially have some real weight to the characters movements. It falls short on the plot thought, basically a runaway goes into a weird animal spirit world and becomes apprentice to one of the rough around the edges swordmasters that's one of the candidates to be the next lord. While the characters are enjoyable enough it's extremely predictable and the big "twist" isn't really a twist (the human was a human the whole time who would've guessed) and the ending is pretty terrible, though they tie it back into the beginning of the movie well enough to not ruin the whole thing considering there's a theme of opposites tied into moby dick throughout there would have been far more satisfying ways to end it especially considering that it's a nearly 2 hour long movie and the meh payoff at the end does somewhat affect the overall quality of sitting through something so long. More of a movie that kids might find enjoyable.
Alexander Rivera
troled xD
start by punctually committing sudoku
Cameron Brooks
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
Blake Miller
>This is me. Literally me
Ur fuckin dead kid
Leo Moore
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nathan Garcia
what's the matter user?!
Robert Foster
Gook needs to stop breaking everything
Joshua Evans
Jonathan Bell
Nicholas Adams
yeah it's been like every night this week :/
freaking gookmoot get ur shit together
Hunter Lopez
>/cum/ thread
>it's the middle of the night on a Thursday
Ethan Jenkins
Jacob Jenkins
It's technically friday
William Martin
grandmother thinks i'm Chad and I play along with it just to make her happy.
Cameron Lee
owo
Connor Brown
Can you believe the gender inequality of yes or yes by twice?
“Hey boy I got two choices for you yes or yes”
Could you imagine it with the genders reversed!
Remember the rage over blurred lines?
Imagine if a boy band like B if Time Rush did a song like”hey girl I got two choices for you yes or yes”
They would be forced to publicaly apologize and thier career would be over the song is literally about RAPE!
m.youtube.com
Brody Martinez
friend fucking threw up all over my white pants
Parker Walker
what happened
David Hughes
not sure if I'd wear white pants if I weren't a girl or a...you know
Levi Young
Any suicidal thoughts man in?
Daniel Nguyen
hope you feel better my friend
Leo Hernandez
>25mg edible no tolerance
what can i expect?
Grayson Ward
Can never feel better. My pain is internal & can't be fixed.
Michael Russell
so waddup my mans
Sebastian Scott
Jonathan Ramirez
Who here can't drive?
Jace Myers
cant sleep feel sick to my stomach send help
Blake Martin
me too manchester....me too
Isaiah Baker
FUCK MCDONALDS AND MCDONALDS PEOPLE
Joseph Hill
rude
Connor Ramirez
Me :(
I’ll be honest, I’m fearful of it because I don’t want to hurt anyone, hurt myself and/or damage anyone’s property
Matthew Powell
What are you trying to say
Matthew Walker
you guys are assholes
Zachary Taylor
Maybe shes humorin u
Carter James
Carson Kelly
Just found out can't buy booze past midnight, fuck this commie country.
Joseph Lewis
Boys I need to get up in one hour and I'm still not asleep please pray for me
Asher Sanchez
Cooper Smith
Count yourself lucky, around these parts the cutoff is at 10PM, and 5PM on Sunday
William Ortiz
>tfw a gallon of vodka only lasts about 3 days.
Xavier Williams
ded thread
Logan Price
Connor Rogers
nope
Kevin Smith
GOOD MOTHER FUCKIUNG MORNING GODDAMMIT
Anthony Hughes
Have to go out and buy pizza and beer today, hope there arent any people at the store
Nathaniel Murphy
>american sexuality
Samuel Garcia
>suckindicks
Elijah Ward
Dreamt that my Granddad was still alive
Jose Long
did he show you his cunny?
Evan Hughes
your worthless and should kys
Eli Peterson
going out to buy pizza and beer now
Gabriel Lee
wow rude.
Kevin Nelson
Did a fap to this.
nhentai.net
Liam Davis
No nightwalk threads can I post about my nightwalk here
Hunter Torres
What does cum in your butt feel like?
Ian King
Watching the scuffed podcast RIGHT NOW!
the vod that is
Oliver Sanchez
Sure
Colton Davis
I'm awake. Thank you God for allowing me to live another day on this beautiful place you have created for us. I am ever thankful for your generosity, kindness, and forgiveness. I promise to the Lord, the Mother, and the Holy Spirit that I will uphold, to the utmost of my capabilities, the seven virtues that make a true Christian. Amen.
Evan Adams
Now bring on the cunny.
Dominic Young
>woke up too early, need to wait a few hours to download windows to my usb on my little brothers pc for new pc
>decide to walk to donut shop
>comfy 30 min walk in the darkness
>got a donut, iced coffee(wish I got hot), and ham sandwich
>walking back right now
Christian Jackson
something something tilted world view
Dominic Anderson
A few corrupt priests are not representative of an entire sect of Christianity. I pray for their souls each day but the sins they have committed will ultimately be judged by the Lord at the holy gates of heaven.
Oliver Turner
>A few corrupt priests are not representative of an entire sect of Christianity.
I see it another way.
Nicholas Wilson
Fuck wh*tes.
Evan Morris
based, gimme those brown women
Camden Morgan
And how do you see it
Brayden King
The head represents the whole.
Go ahead and make the jokes.
Daniel Flores
I think this a fairly unpragmatic view that may be fueled by a strong personal antipathy for the church
Chase Young
I can accept the assessment.
Wyatt Bennett
kill all religious people
Angel Morris
What's your problem with religion
Lincoln Reed
bigoted ideas
Jackson Campbell
Such as?
Lucas Brooks
Jayden Bailey
didnt jesus live with the homeless and poor and tell the rich guy to sell everything he owns and give the money to the poor, or am i misunderstanding something?
Carter Sanders
I will concede that some practitioners of the major Abrahamic religions are much more zealous and orthodox in the way they practice their religion. But I will say there exists a sizeable population, which I would go a far as to say is the majority of the people who practice an abrahamic religion, in the west that are very liberal religious believers. Some may not even practice the religion but use it as a way to define themselves culturally. I agree there should be some reconsideration of ideas amongst Christianity, Islam, and whatever else, so that we are conforming to the ever changing social landscape of modern society
Evan Young
>the majority of the people who practice an abrahamic religion, in the west
most religious people dont live in the west so who cares
Jason White
was watching parenting videos and i felt like shit cuz ill never have my own kids
wht should i continue living
Joseph Hernandez
I am 4'3"
Benjamin Bailey
Subscribe to Pewdiepioe
Jack Allen
Pewdiepie said the n word and he'll say it again soon
Carter Martin
What a fucking nigger
Jose Turner
Kinda want to get forced into having sex with a female boss or something
Nicholas Stewart
Of course you do
Angel Howard
I don't want white people to disappear in America buds
I'm scared
Eli Gutierrez
schizoid back at it again
Brayden Rogers
stop bullying me
Adrian Garcia
You're dumb and nobody likes you.
Noah James
Carson Gutierrez
What is it like to live within the American society?
Jayden Phillips
feeling strong genital dysphoria again
Josiah Hall
one day you will make it
William Murphy
Lots of non-whites
Leo Allen
Reminder that normalfags dont belong in /cum/