/brit/
Fuck anglos
Wrong.
Very handsome fella
only george is good looking. thank fuck he came first
any proper big lads in
the post below this will be by an australian
another reminder that if you do not practise meditation, you ARE a brainlet
Honestly, I respect Labour putting party before country at the moment.
They've offered themselves up as a sacrificial lamb too many times trying to do "the right thing" and they never get any credit for it. 1931, 1976, 2008. Labour did the right thing and each time their reward was to be wiped out at the subsequent election. Why, now that we're in a massive crisis again, should they throw themselves under the bus to save the public from themselves? Why have a one term Labour government stop the ship from sinking just so the Conservatives can get another 4 terms scaring people with the memory of the suffering under that one-term Labour government?
Bugger it, let's have 4 terms of Labour scaring people into the ballot box to enshrine PM McDonnell as the defining figure of the 2020s by reminding people of that brief time when all the shop shelves were empty and you couldn't buy Chinese tat off the internet because all the ports were clogged up. Sure, Labour could've helped prevent it - but Thatcher could've helped prevent the winter of discontent, so bugger it, let's get even.
bless anglos
just heard reports that rees-mogg has resigned from parliament, effective immediately
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STAY IN THE EU OR THE IRA WILL RISE
not me as I am only 5'6
Literally the Kardashians fuck off
Will laugh when Lizzie dies
None of them look Highborn
based
>meditation
fuck off with your new age mystical bullshit
elected monarchy when
Word soup, Shan't
>Take shit
>Weigh myself after
>3KG lighter
This is fucking epic
Hope the paddies do get violent desu
The second them lot try to take the North I’ll be doggypaddling across the sea and I’ll fuck them all right up.
would absolutely decimate kate's arsehole
leave it gaping wider than the channel tunnel
If we ever decide we don't want the Falklands we'll give them to you.
brainlet confirmed
The era of the welfare state is coming to an end lads, the 2020s are going to be fucking wild.
Here
state of this larp
Any Richard Francis Burton man in
Been there, done that, opened my third eye
English ponce you haven’t a clue it’s the Wild West in certain places up there come to South Armagh and your lifeless corpse will be hanging on a lamppost by noon
too bad he will get his dad's baldy genes
oh... it's you...
sacked two men when the postie poked those
blueys though the flyscreen door
the welfare state dried up ten years before
settle down kid
Verbal ramen
2025: unemployment stands at 1% despite the massive onslaught of automation. the trains have been renationalised. John McDonnell has just replaced Jeremy Corbyn has prime minister of the UK. some nice person who's name i don't know but who is basically just a leftier sanders is president of America. universal basic income is fast becoming the preferred solution to income issues. housebuilding is at record highs and house prices are falling to levels not seen in our lifetimes. the monkey is laughing like a hyena.
also 2025: almost all human interaction has become a commodity. 30% of the population are employed pretending to be people's friends in exchange for money, and another 10% are "social influencers". buzzfeed - now the primary source for news - is considering capitalising on the popular meme questions from the last debates by hosting an entire debate just for meme questions in the 2028-29 UK elections. furries are as mainstream as pop musicians. lord dianne abbot buys a fursona ironically. the leader of the opposition follows suit. elon musk continues polluting space. everyone records themselves all the time and nobody knows why. twitter loves it. the line between art and marketing is obliterated. everything is a simulation of a simulation of an ironic replica of a simulation
had a tin of chickpea and spinach soup
tin of mackerel on two slices of toast
chocolate chip muffin
and a banana
For dinner
what the fuck does any of this mean
drivel
Have slags always existed?
>The next general election in the United Kingdom is scheduled to be held on 5 May 2022 under the Fixed-term Parliaments Act 2011.
>The next UK census is scheduled to take place in March 2021.
reckon people can stay angry for 14 months?
giz us a you lads x
Really concerned about the waffle being posted now
haha imagine typing all this only to have me hide it instantly
shan't be reading one letter of it
nah
copied and pasted it
you can all fuck off and die
Average attention span is about 5 seconds these days so I doubt it
the trillions in unfunded liabilities are gonna come home to roost
Except me right?
Cyberpunk will be real
>[referring to the offensive in the Ardenne] Halder argued that, as Germany's strategic position seemed hopeless anyway, even the slightest chance of decisive victory should be grasped
That's so fucking crazy. The breakthrough in the Ardenne forest is considered one of the best offensives of the 20th century yet to the Germans at the time it was really just a hopeful effort to not get btfo by the French. Shit in their original plans they estimated the battle against France could last up to 1942. It took them 6 fucking weeks to destroy France. I'm actually shocked.
Because we live in a dopamine addicted society of technological overstimulation
Already Corbyn is commissioning giant portraits with heroic expressions to be posted on all major buildings and party informants in every street. There will be rationing and queues as countries refuse to sell the UK food. Perhaps foreign armies will be sent.
I imagine many people would support the re-nationalisation of the railways and water companies. I only hope the government will will have the sense to impose severe price caps on them for a year or two before hand so as to drive down their profitability and share prices and make them cheap to nationalise: just as the government did with the Post Office before Vince Cable sold it for half price and was knighted.
MacMillan, a well known secret communist in Tory PM clothes, said denationalisation was like selling the family silver.
And when the starving and ragged population react against the Corbynistas they will find that Corbyn has sidelined Parliament and transferred power to a small cabinet and cadre of selected civil servants called a Commission or Committee of Public safety, or some such thing, and the impoverished populace will never be able to remove the Corbynistas from power.
quiet
eh
what's the connection
it is, but it's not as cool as we thought
Can’t believe the French had a larger army than the Germans at the beginning of the war
I’ve always wondered what did the Germans do with French armour and weaponry?
England’s gonna be ~60% white
you arrive in newport
Might have a nap
arsehole needs a clear out
Will give you a dirt nap sunshine
gonna stop posting in 2019. thoughts?
1. in 1931, 1976 and 2008 labour did the right thing for the country, then they were out of power for years.
2. so, labour shouldn't take power and get a better brexit deal today because it'll happen again.
3. this is a respectable position
4. fuck macron
5. and fuck jannies
Any Two Trips to Gorilla Land and the Cataracts of the Congo man in
Guess who just ordered a cheeky KFC
*creams my panties for mistress*
Colombian edition
tired of this bullying
Hi
turkey twizzlers
Not a clue haha
My real wages have gone down
>nah
ffs, no retort to this
what naahh
maybe 60% white british though
Does /naderdraad/ need invading?
nah
Fuck off DUTCH loser we hate your kind here!!! I hope all dutchies get set on fire!!
you brits are in need of a good ass kicking
turtle twizzlers
same difference
Taigula, the Irish vampire
he sucks the life from potatoes!
immune to garlic, the cross and the stake, there is but one hope...
the fish...
oi
it should not be illegal to say or write anything unless it is a direct threat
Same thing
Continentals aren’t white
No they are not much active and they're peaceful at the moment
Thas recist
can someone make a meme
nah
>1931, 1976 and 2008
Could you explain what they did, particularly 1976?
I like how upper class people dress
Giggled and chuckled and sniggered and snickered
>white people
>not white
>not people
Not only did they have a larger army, they had superior tanks. They just had shit organisation and communication.
I'm not sure what they did with the French tanks but development at that time was so fast that they would soon be obsolete anyway.
In fact they may have been sent to north Africa because Vichy forces were fighting there but I'm not 100% on that.
>DUTCH
*clogwog
The wogs begin at Calais.
personally I look forward to poley filling out his census form as as if he's a white british person and him writing 12 detailed blogposts about this
really need some more education about the holocaust feel like I’ve forgotten about it lately