Small Boys Club

Welcome if your country is less than 1,000,000km2

Fuck big guys

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i thougt you were bigger, disappointed.

also France is more than 3 times bigger than the Uk, how will bongistan ever reover?

That qualifies all but 29 countries, and most of those are third world anyway. Below 100,000km2 are the real smolbois.

I think it's counting our overseas territories too, European France is only 560 000 km2 with Corsica

Still more than twice as big

I unironically like it that the UK isn't that big. The only benefit of being in a big country is that you get lots of different environments, that's it. Here I can get around the whole country without too much issue, it's cosy. Doubly comfy that we're an island too

cope

Nippon is so small compared to its population

We aren't so small if you count our territories d'outre-mer

Bigger than you Giovanni.

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Not even big, shut your trap

Why does France properly incorporate it's overseas possessions? It's weird, plus surely it causes a lot of issues?

WE WUZ!!!!

Japan covers the map like from sweden to southern portugal if you actually use a correct image that includes Okinawan islands and Northern Hokkaido bits.

What do you mean? They're called territories but they're mostly very independent and have their own versions of our laws and stuff. Of course, the poorer more unfortunate ones do rely on us a lot for aid and development, but I think they all had a choice to become detached from us and yet chose to remain.

Different systems. French people have a hard-on for centralism.

We have bigger economy than those cunts on the map

>we have an influence over it you guys
Kneel over true greatness

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o-ohayou

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MARE NOSTRUM

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Ah I didn't know that there was much devolved power, I just knew that it was classed as France but overseas. Remember that being a problem in Algerian times but I don't suppose little islands cause much fuss

Do you mean Parisian people? Lots of people here especially northerners hate how centralist the UK us (and rightfully so I think)

>tfw half of country is uninhabitable because of mountains everywhere

based and pax romanapilled

seething

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This. And with (((schengen))) we've got access to all those different environments as well.
At least for an individual, there is literally nothing beneficial about living in a large country.

We're not small ok

>tfw more than two thirds of your country looks like this

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Would you rather be king of the manlets, or smallest of the big guys.

fuck off bigniggers
this is a SMALL BVLL thread

heh

83,600 km2

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>getting anally ravaged repeatedly by a nation 3x smaller than you
the absolute state of 'france'

There are 196 countries so the country at position #98 should be the cut off for small countries
98 - Malawi - 118,484

>gets conquered and ruled by nothing but a small portion of france back in 1066

oh no no no

*walks towards you*

Are you saying that Normans were French?

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h-hi

The desire to kick britbong ass is what made them french far more than their living in normandy did.

Norsemen had already been doing that for hundreds of years

good feel desu

*steals ur job*

GET OUT SMALLLETS, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE

Also during the Baron’s war it was the French King himself doing the invasion of England(and succeeding)