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id like to go in holidays with homealone. and since he's rich as fuck I wouldn't have to pay for a single thing. what do you say homealone

>Late almost every day this year
>Been leaving 15-30 mins early recently
>Spend most of the day on /brit/
>Meeting at toil today
>"user, we really like you here and really appreciate your work for the company so we're giving you a £1,000 Christmas bonus"
>mfw

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howl at this but also feel quite bad for the robot
it had all these little things it wanted to be photographed doing and had previously travelled germany and canada but it got killed by americans almost immediately.

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no lol

Tfw no Jewish gf

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Watch out Nazis

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Take that Remainers!

Wasn't really worth reposting though was it?

lads i might be retarded but can anyone explain to me why we can't just have a word with russia or india or someone and use them as a middleman to buy goods from the EU and then sell them on to us?

no to what. I'd read bits of the idiot for you

rosegal.com/mens-hoodies-sweatshirts/hooded-3d-flag-of-australia-843321.html

./.

what if he repays in pulling birds for the two of you?

think existential anxiety is just a way to shove real anxiety over genuine issues in life over to the abstract so you can be lazy and never get around to fixing them

Need a source pronto

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state of that flintstone bottom left. he knows only way he's ever gona get anything in life is if it's distributed by the state

never is

Dude on the left has a sceptre

Moni on the right

Homealone is a jew and hates people mate. I wouldn't bother

wtf i love brexit now

thought he was a gulf arab or something?

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we'd have to pay over 30% over the original price to make it worth their while
also there'd be nothing stopping us just buying from the EU at 15%

theresa may's kids must be getting a battering at school over this brexit lark

already read it
lol
not jewish lol. i am a misanthrope though - try not to be but people (Myself included) suck

Is that Pete Donaldson on the left?

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Anybody else just want to pin that little lad on the left down and fuck the shit out of him. Like really teach him a lesson for being such a soyboys by giving his arse a good seeing to

Lad on the far right bought his classes in the 1970s

Gay twat

what's the fastest you've ever made anyone loathe you?
for me it's alienating a mid-ranking political party staffer at a social event because the first thing i ever said to him was that his hometown was a shithole we should bulldoze into the sea, and how i'd only been there once but i'd rather visit war-torn syria or the streets of mogadishu for a month than so much as take a bus through the town again.
didn't know it was his hometown, obviously.

just want to spend a week with you desu. I've always found you interesting

You see, now I wouldn't even know where to begin saying what's wrong with that suit. But I assume there is a lot wrong with it.

have you tried not being a cynical cunt

Could use the lad on lefts head as a battering ram

isn't she barren and/or a closeted lesbian

not a single ounce of testosterone in this picture

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diego my gf said she'll shag you if you come to cambridge (not even memeing) i officially give you permission to shag my mrs, make a throwaway and ill provide more proof

t. her

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IRL anime

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500 IQ

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Reminds me of a song:
Hey do what you want, but don't do it around me
Idleness and dissipation breed apathy
I sit on my ass all goddamn day
A misanthropic anthropoid with nothing to
Say what you must, do all you can
Break all the fucking rules and
Go to Hell with Superman and
Die like a champion, yeah hey

>Lad second from right doing the wanker motion to his own forehead
Can't make it up can you

me and theresa are both diabetic and loveless

Budget Rose tbqhwy

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you're short and ugly, you could go with what i assume is the tinder lad and roleplay as toulouse lautrec with your french wingman

RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES

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For me it's going into Churches and telling them Jesus never rose again

i like to consume :)

Really makes you think

Jim'll Paint It is cringe as fuck.

has he posted a pic before?

ah yes, two loos latreck
mental how he had two loos

Do you all wank with each other growing up or is that a Brit meme?

Why is it always the bourgeoisie, middle class thinking they speak for the working class?

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are may putting that globalist goblin of a man in his place

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fucking based

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can feel the sexual tension through the screen

lad what's a hypothetical reason your car could break down which would be an easy fix so it's sorted by monday

I did a couple of times, it's not gay if there's more than two of you

ahh yes I woke up one day and just arbitrarily decided to hate myself for being 5'3 and ugly and not because of the constant rejection and disrespect I have experienced since my early teens.
thanks I guess
bity weird cuckfetish. I guess she's alright though maybe 5.5/10 from this picture but hard to tell could be better or worse looking easily.
ok
>T-L
funny you mention that as I have unironically been called that when i've been in montmatre very offensive desu

bent FREAK

"Junker, give me your keys. There's like two units a pop in those wine glasses"

>anime
Fuck off nonce

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sister is turning 22 today
got all A's for the semester
the short haired proto-gf hit me up
Christmas is coming up
pretty good week I'd say

It would be ironic if we actually did have a far left revolution and these middle class wankers had their property and inheritance taken by the state and give to Deano.

Corbyn would never

youtube.com/watch?v=djYbOn0lJEs
quite good this

because the marxist class system and the british class system are two different things.
(and even in the marxist system, the middle class aren't the bourgeoisie. they're the petit-bourgeoisie)

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flat battery, common in cold weather as well

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god this is so based

Isn’t it awkward when you finish in front of them?

i know exactly what you mean

Got a lot of time for Juncker. Bullshitted his way to a great position, getting pissed up every single day while he did it.
But clearly he'd never been confronted properly in his life to see him shit himself and back away here.

Corr

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quite turned on by this

think he said that the best compliment he had on his looks was that he looked like that harry potter character severus rogue

Why?

LADS, work night out tonight. I'll have to dance. I'm unironically terrified.

can't stand materialist scum
fuck off

Yeah, if you're schizophrenic, maybe.

should have taken it as a compliment
embrace it

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this has been a long time /brit/ gimmick
just the "how do planes work?" in another form

Only if you look them in the eye as you do it
You not play soggy biscuit in germany?

wtf lmao why is there weird mythology around me: jewish this etc